Disclaimer: I. do. Not. Own. Anything. Not even animals. Especially not chimera animals. If I had one of THOSE it would be a problem. I also especially don't own fruits basket. nope. Not fruits basket. Not basket. Not fruit. Not the two combined. Well, I may not OWN fruit, but I do have some…I have some fruits basket too….every volume.

Anyway, moving on. Ish including more of the other characters talking in this chapter.

LAST CHAPTER:

HUGE VOICE: "MWAHAHAHAHAHA! This is The Author Person speaking! I have had---you'll never guess—an IDEA!!!! Now it shall start becoming more fun!!!"

And then, a bunch of people appeared out of nowhere.

HUGE VOICE: "HAHAHA! Now it shall be interesting! Now we have—"

THIS CHAPTER:

HUGE VOICE: "HAHAHA! Now it shall be interesting! Now we have the girls, more FMA people, and MY SISTER!!! There! I leave you to your doom!!!"

The group of people consisted of The Girl Party, Winry, Ed, Al, and Envy, and my sister, who shall remain named "Vampyre" cause I feel like it, muahahaha, so there, oneechan! She can't say anything about it, cause I'll be publishing this before she knows I'm writing it, hehe. Anyway, I was writing a fanfic, wasn't i? back to that.

All the FMA peeps stared at Envy. "what is the Palm Tree doing here?" asked Roy.

HUGE VOICE: he's here cause I like him. Envy is my Deadly Sin, so I can RELATE to him. plus I wish I could shapechange like he does….

Roy stared at the sky. "are you sure it's a he?" he asked the Voice.

HUGE VOICE: of course. Ignore the skirt and it's obvious.

Envy looked at his skirt. "huh. Never noticed that. This skirt really does make me look like a girl, huh? Let's change that." He said, and changed the skirt into jeans and turned his shirt into a T-shirt. "better. I like it." He said. The Girl Party delegate, Tohru, spoke up. "excuse us. What in the world is going on?" she asked. Haru looked at her. "simple. We've been stuck in a fanfic by another of those crazy Authors." He told her. Tohru fainted in fear and was carried away by Kyou. Lurve. . Machi flung herself at Yuki in fear of the Fanfic Author. Yuki and Machi went to sit on the couch together while Kagura flung herself at Kyou and Tohru in an attempt to get them seperated. Suddenly Envy turned into Shigure and went sneaking into his room, while Winry and Ed were sneaking glances at each other. Haru got depressed and went Black and Rin felt sick and turned into a horse. Kisa was hiding in a corner freaking out and Hiro was comforting her. Everything was going along normally, like it always does. When suddenly!

The Author Person appeared! Am I using too many exclamation points?! Yes. Anyway, the author person looked at all the craziness and weird people and insanity and yelled at everyone to just stop!!! So they all did. "ok!" said The Author Person. "since we seem to have kinda got off the non-existent plotline, we had better have something interesting happen, and it had better happen really fast. For instance, I could marry Haru! But that's a personal fantasy and would not further the story if there was one. So what we are going to do, is we are going to turn Yuki into a rat and I am going to carry him around on my shoulder and have every person here state their first name, last name if they have one, and main daily activity so the people who have no idea who they are can get to know them better" proclaimed The Author Person. She seemed very proud of this idea. Yuki, however, was not. "and why do I have to be a rat exactly?" he asked with his eyebrows about halfway up his forehead in disbelief. The Author Person stared at him like he was a moron. "because you're Uber-Cute and Pocket-Sized as a rat, of course." She told him. he stared at her some more. While he was staring, she ran and hugged him. he, of course, turned into a rat. "haha, so there." She said evilly. Then she put him on her shoulder. " ok" she said, pointing at Haru. "you first!" she exclaimed excitedly. "err…why?" asked Haru. Then he thought of something. "hey wait, aren't you kind of obsessed with me?" he asked. She looked at him. "yes. So?" she asked, not understanding the question. Haru looked a little pissed. " well, then why is your penname ilovekyosohma? Keyword: Kyou" he asked incredulously. She smacked herself in the forehead. "I just never changed it. Anyway, you're supposed to be introducing yourself. Vampyre doesn't have to cause if I have her say something she might find derogatory I would be painfully punished." She told them with a shiver. Haru grumbled and went out in front of everyone. "hi,(mumblemuble)" he said unintelligibly. The Author Person glared at Haru "talk! Clearly!" she snapped at him. he grumbled again. "given name: Hatsuharu. Surname: Souma. Most common daily activity: whatever. School." He said, and stalked off. Except he got caught and squish-ed on his way past The Author Person. Hehe. "ok" she said, still squish-ed-ing Haru. "next is Kyou-kun" she said happily. Kyou just growled and stalked up. "Kyou Sohma. Trying to defeat that damn rat." He said briefly and stalked off the stage only to be tackled by Kagura. "ok. That was…short, but good." The Author Person told Kyou. "next we're gonna do an FMA person…..how about…Ed! Why don't you tell us about your life. Just make it, ahem..ah..SHORT…let's say..(snigger)" said The Author Person, and of course Ed freaked out. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT IT WOULD TAKE HIM YEARS TO BE ABLE TO MOVE AN INCH!?!?!?!?!?" He yelled, going Ed-spaz again. She just smiled. "introduce yourself, bean." She ordered. Ed tried to freak out again, but The Author Person pressed a button on the Remote of Wonder and Ed was forced to introduce himself. Robot-style. "i. am. Ed. ward. El. Ric. i. spend. Most. Days. Search. Ing. For. The. Phil. Os. O. pher's. stone." He said. Al thought Ed was making fun of him and huggled his kitty and armor-cried. Then The Auth-TAP let Ed go and moved on to "Winry. You next." TAP said. Winry didn't really mind and went up. "my name is Winry Rockbell, and I mostly spend my time working on automail, mostly Ed's." she said, and wandered back off the 'Stage'. And then right when TAP was going to have Hatori-kun introduce himself, there was a HUGE EARTHQUAKE!!! No, I'm kidding, there wasn't really an earthquake. What actually happened was that Akito jumped up screaming and pointing out the window at something outside. TAP turned around to see what had caused the diusturbance. "oh, it's ok, we should be fine." She said, completely calm. "FINE???" yelled Akito. Haru and Yuki stared at her. "how can you say that? Do you even know what that thing IS??" they asked her, like she was completely stupid. Which she was, probably. But anyway. "yes, I do." She told them calmly. "isn't it obvious? That's a—"

This is my breaker thinger. What? I'm lazy.

Muahahahaha! It is a cliffie! Sort of. Although you most likely don't care. But anyway, review and tell me what YOU think it should be. I already know what I want it to be, but what do YOU think? I might like your idea and change my mind. Or not…