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THE BORED LORD
Chapter 2
After Lucius left, the Dark lord dug around in his trunk, groping for anything that would entertain he and Bella. "AHA!" he exclaimed as he found a box labeled 'LIFE'. "This shall certainly do."
Bellatrix entered the room and bowed, "You wantdd to see me, my lord?"
"Yes." Voldemort replied with a smirk. "We're going to play this game." He held up the box and grinned. "I call the green muggle contraption!"
Bella rolled her eyes, "Of course, sir."
"Now, the cards, the cards. Here, close your eyes and pick three career cards, and you'll do the same for me." Voldemort instructed.
"Right-o." Bella chose three cards, and said with a slight smile, "Artist, Doctor or Athlete…? I shall be a doctor." She discarded the two extra cards into the deck and handed the Dark lord his three cards.
"HOT DOG!" He exclaimed. "I can be a Star on Broadway, a Accountant or a Lawyer… LAWYER IT IS! They're the only people more evil than me!" After picking the rest of their cards, the Dark Lord and Bella were well on their ways down the LIFE board. Voldemort landed on a square that said, 'You have twins! Pay $500.' "Oh boy! Twins! I shall name them Frederic and George."
Bella stared at him lamely. "You realize that's what Molly Weasley named her twins."
"Do you dare defy the Dark Lord's words?" He growled.
"I just thought you would have given your children strong names like Vladimir or Sebastian."
"Didn't you know, Bella that the new 'in' thing is to recycle old names?" Voldemort gasped in horror as the demetor from the earlier game of monopoly began to suck the sole of the tiny baby piece. " YOU SHALL NOT KILL MY CHILD, FEIND! INCENDIO!" And that was the end of LIFE…
The Dark Lord dismissed Bella and sulked.
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