The Death Eater Chronicles
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Harry Potter characters or themes. Don't sue. Please?
Episode 3 – I'm just a sweet transvestite
One day at Malfoy Manor…
"Lucius, how is Draco coming along?" Drew a deep hiss-like voice.
"Oh just fine Master, actually – "
"LUCIUS!" A woman's scream heard through out the manor cried out.
A very angry Narcissa Malfoy barged through the room, with a very familiar article of clothing in hand.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY LINGERE IN YOUR CLOSET?" Yelled Narcissa.
"Well…dear…please, let me explain…" Choked out a nervous Lucius.
But just as he was going to continue, a steady humming of a melody filled Lord Voldemorts throat.
And then he burst out singing
"How
do you do
I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's a
little brought down Because when you knocked
He thought you were
the handyman
Didn't you freaky
Don't get strung out by
the way I look
Don't judge a book by it's cover
I'm not
much of a many the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a
lover - - "
And with that, Lucius joined in and in union, they continued.
"I'm
just a sweet transvestite!
From transsexual Transylvania"
"Oh…Why am I always the normal one out of these men" Sighed Narcissa dropping the bright red lace-up corset on the floor shaking her head in defeat.
"So
come up to the lab And see what's on the slab
I see you shiver
with anticipation
But maybe the rain Is really to blame
So
I'll remove the cause But not the symptom!"