"Ah...this is it...what I've been waiting for!" Exclaimed Lord Voldemort
"What master?" Asked Avery.
"Something that I've been working on acheiving for many many years, and now...it's finally done!"
"Master, what is it?" Asked Bellatrix who's suspense was futile.
"Ah yesss...long yearssss in the making...finally...it's complete..."
"What's complete master, your quest for immortality?" Lucius asked.
"No you fools!" Yelled Voldemort.
"Then what is it?" Asked all the deatheaters in a choir.
Voldemort turned around and showed them what he was holding.
All the deatheaters gasped in surprise.
"It's my new hand-knit sweater for my little sweet nagini-ums!" Declared Voldemort holding out a green sock-like snake sweater.
The deatheaters groaned.
"Not another bloody damn sweater..." Lucius mumbled.
"I still have the one from the last war!" Snape said.
"Damn that Molly Weasley and her 'How to knit affordably and easily' book!" Cursed Lestrange.