The Death Eater Chronicles
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Episode 5 - Green Jello.
Voldemort was humming 'Toxic' from Britney Spears while making some green jello.
Nott walked in the kitchen, and noticed him.
"Master?" Asked Nott.
"Yes?"
"What are you doing?" Asked Nott
"Making green jello." Replied Voldemort.
"Oh...why?" Asked Nott.
"Because, Green's my favorite color."
"Why?" Asked Nott.
"Because it's a Slytherin Color, and the Color of Avada Kedavra." Replied Voldemort, while mixing the power into the water.
"Why?" Asked Nott.
"Because Salazar Slytherin likes green, and I don't know why Avada Kedavra is green, probably cause it's cool."
"Why?"
"Because it is"
"Why?"
"BECAUSE!" Yelled Voldemort annoyed, while dropping the bowl of finished jello mix on the ground.
"God damn it Nott!"
"Why?"
"AVADA KEDAVRA!" Yelled Voldemort.
Nott fell on the floor dead, with a very pissed off Dark Lord.
Two seconds later, a gush of wind blew open the windows, and Nott's ghost came flying in.
"Why?" Asked the ghost of Nott.
Voldemort threw his arms up in defeat, yelled are frustratedly, and left the room.
The Ghost of Nott started laughing.
"Why, Why, Why!?" Laughed Nott.
Bellatrix came in the kitchen, wondering why her master was yelling down the hall.
She smirked.
"I guess that repetitive spell worked then." Laughed Bellatrix, stealing some of the cookies her master forbade her to eat.