Author: hello, I have so good news. Due to...circumstances, i'm going to for once respond to reviews. Why you ask? Well that's the circumstance. You see i'm...bored. I never though summer could be so boring, but I was wrong. Hell, i've even written a couple of chapters ahead because I was so bored.
So, in a attempt to cure it, I'll answer any questions that give away too much info on what's going to happen. Also, if you have any ideas for the fic then PLEASE tell me. I could really use the help, ya.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Enjoy the fic.
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A Peaceful Moment
Naruto was sitting next to a tree and reading a very good book, he needed this time to himself, with everything that has went on. It had been almost a month since Naruto returned from the mission in Wave and moved into his fathers workshop. It had been difficult to even do that actually, especially with Tayuya and not having to take care of her. Naruto laughed, as he remembered it...
"You can't be serious." Tayuya stated, as she looked at Naruto in disbelieve. Naruto just nodded his head to confirm that he was. Kyojin just looked up from his book and stared at Naruto for a moment, before going back to his reading and perverted giggling.
" Actually, I am. I was able to find my fathers place and it's perfectly fine." Naruto stated, as Tayuya thought for a moment, before heading into one of the other rooms. Naruto wondered what she was doing, until he noticed which room he went into.
" Oh...crap..." Naruto thought, as Tayuya walked out of the room carrying her. Tayuya just had a grin on her face, as she handed her over to him. Naruto looked down at the child, before looking at Tayuya with pleading eyes." Since your moving to a nice spacious building, you can take care of the kid." Tayuya said, as she just grinned widely. That was before Naruto handed the child back to her.
" I don't have time to take care of her , you know that ." Naruto said, as Tyauya handed the child back to him. She was now officially getting pissed.
" Yeah, well, soon I'm not going to have time taking care of her either, remember?" Tayuya asked, as she frowned for a moment. Naruto, remembering that it could happen any day now, resisted the urge to give the child back to her. Tayuya was grinning mentally. " Sucker..."
"Alright, I'll have the sentinel units at my house take care of her." Naruto stated with a grin, as Kyojin face fronted, while Tayuya just had a shocked expression.
" You have sentinel units?" Kyojin asked, as he got back up on the couch, while wondering if the people in the other apartments heard him fall ( being four hundered pounds of muscle can do that) Naruto nodded, as Tayuya face turned into a pissed expression.
" Then why the hell didn't you-." Tayuya froze, as she felt something in her lower regions. A second later the sound of a lot of water was herd in a large splash. Both Naruto and Kyojin froze, as Tayuya looked towards Naruto.
" I think my water just broke..."
It was awkward for Naruto and Kyojin to have to carry Tayuya to the hospital. Well, actually she just rode on Kyojin's back, as he ran on all four, while Naruto just cleared people from their path. As soon as the reached the hospital, they found Tsunade and told her the situation. Naruto was, of course, in a hell of a lot of trouble, espically when the genjutsu over Tayuya disappeared to revel her large stomach.But Tsunade let any questions she had slide and went straight to Tayuya. In his worry for Tayuya, he happened to over look Shizune, who was with Hinata and Yugao.
"Naruto...What are you doing here?" Yugao asked, as Naruto looked up from the bench that he had been sitting on. Kyojin was sitting on the opposite bench, still reading his book. They had been siting there for awhile now.
" Um...it's kind of hard to say." Naruto replied, as he just rubbed the back of his head sheepishly, Kyojin closed his book, he knew that he was going to get a lot more amusement out of this, then in any book. Yugao apparently wasn't satisfied with the answer. Naruto just sighed, as he looked to Kyojin for help. Kyojin just grinned, before looking up at Yagou.
" He has a point, it would be hard to explain. I think we should wait for Tsunade-hime to finish her work before we say anything." Kyojin said, as Yugao finally noticed him and looked at him with a puzzled face.
"Who are you and how do you know Tsunade-chan?" Yugao asked, while a second later she heard Shizune yell something.
" Kyojin-kun!" Shizune yelled, as she ran over to him. She was about to give him a hug, but stopped when she saw what he was reading. Her face's expression turned from joy to confusion in less then a few seconds.
"I thought you stopped reading those." Shizune said, as she crossed her arms, Kyojin looked at her and then looked back the book, before hiding it behind his back.
" I have no clue what your talking about." Kyojin stated, as he looked over at Hinata. " Hello Hinata-chan, how are you?" Kyojin asked, as the women in question turned her attention towards him.
I'm fine Kyojin-kun. Do you know were Tayuya-chan is? I haven't seen her all day." Hinata stated, as both Naruto and Kyojin froze in place, before looking at each other.
" Think we should tell them?" Naruto said, as Kyojin shook his head.
" Like I said before, I would be better to wait for Tsunade-hime to finish." Kyojin replied, as he looked up at Yagou, who's eye was twitching a bit. " If that is alright with you?" Kyojin asked, as Yagou glared at him, before sighing and take a seat right next to him
" Fine, I'll wait, but until then you're not leaving." Yugao said, as Kyojin tried to scoot down a bit, but stopped when he bumped into something. He looked to see what it was, only to find Shizune at the other end. Hinata had hooked her arm through Naruto's, and was keeping it firmly hooked. A few seconds later, they heard someone scream from down the hallway.
" NARUTO!" They heard Tsunade scream, as both Kyojin and Naruto looked at each other. They both mentally sighed, as Naruto whispered something to Kyojin. Kyojin agreed, as Tsunade stomped her way down the hall and grabbed Naruto by the back of his collar and pulled him up to his feet. Her face then suddenly changed from raged to a...smile?
" Naruto, would you be so kind as to tell me why a pregnant women has been living with you for the past two months and why you never told us?" Tsunade said sweetly, but Naruto could tell that if he didn't answer properly, she would be aiming for the lower regions. Hinata, Yagou, and Shizune all looked up at him with a mixture of shock and anger. Most of that anger coming from Hinata.
" I...um...that is." Naruto didn't really know how to explain this, and personally he hoped that Tayuya would do all the explaining. Unfortunately, she wasn't here right now. Hinata stood up and walked towards Naruto, her face showing the same smile.
" Naruto, please answer her question." Hinata stated, as she cracked her knuckles. Naruto gulped, while Shizune looked over at Kyojin, who was praying that he would be over looked. Basically, Kami-sama had said hell no.
" Kyojin, would you mind helping Naruto explain." Shizune said, while she grabbed one of his hands and had a smile similar to the other two. Kyojin thought that he wasn't going to be in as much trouble as Naruto, that was until Shizune started to grip his hand hard enough to break it. He also looked over at Yugao, who was glaring at him. She was probably the only one that went for the direct approach.
" Alright Naruto-sama, I changed her diaper. Man can this girl take a shit, it took me like fiv-." everyone had turned their attention to see a clone of Naruto walking towards them with her in his arms. The clone looked at the seen before him before looking straight at Naruto.
" Bad timing?"
'Bad timing." Naruto stated, as Tsunade turned her attention back towards Naruto. Naruto just sunk back a bit.
" Before you kill me I have two questions." Naruto said, as Tsunade just kept quite and glared at him. " I'll take that as a yes for the questions. One, what gender was the new born, and two, this is really important. Are you on your period?" Tsunade's eye just twitched, as a vein was clearly visible on her head.
" NA-RU-TO!"
Yah, him and Kyojin were so screwed. It was a good thing that they switched out with clones before Tsunade had arrived. They were, in reality, on their way towards a safe location. Of course, Naruto had left clone behind to keep an eye on Tayuya. He may be being chased by several pissed females at once, but he wasn't going to abandon on of his students, well spiritually anyway.
They went into hiding for a few hours, until Tayuya was strong enough to give them a explanation, living out as much as possible. She explained that Naruto was not the father and said that she would tell the Hokage everything else after the jounin exams. That way Naruto could be present when she explained it. Tsunade agreed to that, as long as she was there to listen to everything. Naruto was too busy, hell he was barely able to have this little period of time to himself. With all the training he had to supervise, most of it being Sasuke's, he really didn't have that much time. He enjoyed the first time they actually trained, it was... interesting to say the least.
"What the hell are we doing? I don't have time much time to spend here, so I need to get this training over with as soon as possible." Sasuke stated, as he looked around team sevens area. Naruto just stared at him lazy.
" Now ,now Sasuke-kun. Is that anyway to speak to your teacher." Naruto said with a grin, as Sasuke just glared at him, before remembering the talk he had with his mother. Sasuke mumbled something while Naruto just continued to stare at him.
" What was that Sasuke-kun?"
" I'm sorry, Naruto-sensei."
" Was that so hard?'
" Actually yes."
" Then you'll love your training." Naruto stated, as he walked over to an open area and formed a seal. Twenty shadow clones appeared, as Naruto pulled his hand back. A second later he trusted it into the ground and pulled out a big ass root. When he was finished, the root was about a foot taller than him. Naruto then signaled for Sasuke to jump on the root. Sasuke then looked down at him, waiting for his next orders. Naruto pointed towards his shuriken pouches and kunai holders.
" Give me all of your weapons except for one kunai." Naruto said, as Sasuke hesitated for a moment, before taking off his pouches off and handing them to Naruto. He then pulled out two Katana's and a windmill shuriken, handing them to Naruto as well. Naruto then did some seals and hit the ground, causing it to turn dark green for a second, before reverting back to normal. Naruto looked up to Sasuke, who seemed to be getting impatient.
" Now Sasuke-kun, I was going to start you off with some basic training. But since your mother told me that you were too skilled for that sort of thing. I though we might try something advanced ." Naruto said with a grin, as Sasuke's eye started to twitch. Naruto walked until he was near the trees, before turning to face Sasuke.
" The object of this training exercise is to defend against the twenty clones using only one kunai. You are not allowed to attack them directly, you are not aloud to leave the stomp..." Naruto pointed towards the ground near the stomp, while a fly landed on the ground, only to be sucked in by it a second later. " ...or face the consequences, and the clones have unlimited kunai. Any questions?" Naruto asked, as Sasuke was about to rase his hand, when Naruto cut him off.
" Good, now BEGIN!"
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"Naruto...sensei...I think...we should...stop for now." Sasuke said from on top of the log, while Naruto looked up from his book.
" But you've made such great progress! Why stop now?" Naruto asked, as Sasuke collapsed to the ground. He waited for the ground to pull him in, but to his surprise, nothing happened. Sasuke looked up at Naruto with a confused expression.
"Why...didn't it...pull me...in?" Sasuke said in between breaths.
" Oh it would have, if it were still working." Naruto stated.
" What do...you mean?"
" The jutsu wore off two hours ago." Naruto stated, as he went back to reading his book. The clones (the one's who were left ) walked over to Sasuke and asked if he needed some help. Sasuke glared at Naruto the entire time. Naruto looked over at his wristband to check the time, before sighing and standing up from his spot near one of the trees. Naruto looked at Sasuke in a lazy manner.
"Alright, that will be enough for today. Clones, please escort Sasuke-kun back to his residence." Naruto said, as the clone's that weren't holding Sasuke up bowed before leaving. Sasuke was pretty mush dragged off by two clones, while the others just made sure nothing happened to him. Naruto waited a couple minutes after they left before facing the opposite direction.
" It's alright girls, you can come out now." Naruto stated, as females of all ages started to walked towards him. Some jumped out from the trees, while some appeared in a puff of smoke. Naruto stared lazy at the females, before speaking up.
" Did you girls like watching Sasuke-kun train?" Naruto asked, as the girls let out a chorus of 'hai's.' Naruto just grinned at this. " Good, now it's fivean hour to watch him train and make sure to tell me when your leaving, or the clones that surround the area might try something irrational, alright?" Naruto asked, as the females let out another chorus of 'hai's', while Naruto formed twenty more shadow clones.
" Please hand your money to the shadow clones before you leave, any questions?"
" Yeah are you single!" A female called out from the crowd, as Naruto hesitated for a moment before sighing.
" Who else want's to ask that question?" Naruto asked, as almost half of the girls rose their hands. Naruto thought for a moment, before grinning slightly. " Well I'm sorry to inform you ladies, but I am engaged to some one at the moment. Terribly sorry." Some of the girls sighed in disappointment, while Naruto just grinned.
" I soooooo love using it as an excuse." Naruto thought, as he watched his clones collect the money...
Naruto sighed, he had felt some females grab his ass before he aloud them to watch Sasuke, but he didn't know that it was almost half of them. At those point in times, he was able to use it to get him out of those situations. He was actually meaning to take to Hinata about it, really he was. He knew that she had probably found someone by now, and with his return, things...could get complicated. He only hoped to get him and her out of it so that she could have a nice happy life. That's all he wanted for her...and he was too busy for that sort of thing at the moment.
" Naruto-kun!" Naruto heard someone call out to him, as he turned to face Hinata, who was running up to him. Hinata smiled, as she looked down at Naruto, who put away his book and just stared back.
" Would you mind helping me...Um..Think Hinata think ... improve my fighting style?" Hinata asked sweetly, as Naruto just raised an eyebrow.
"Sorry Hinata-chan, but I don't specialize in that sort of thing." Naruto stated, as Hinata thought for a moment, before reaching down, grabbing his hands and pulling him to his feet . Naruto showed a little bit of shock, but then again, she was trained by Tsunade. So it was natural...
" Will you at least spar with me?" Hinata asked, as Naruto thought about it. He could at least do that. That or he could make a break for it, but then again, she was trained by Tsunade . So he just gave her the only answer that he could.
" Sure Hinata-chan." Naruto said, as Hinata hooked arms with him a few seconds later and pulling him to a secluded field, a smile on her face the entire way. The only thoughts running through her mind were along these lines...
" Finally...some alone time."
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Author: Sorry, i'm out of time. If you want to make sure that i'm telling the truth on the review thing, just look back up at the first author notes. Please read and review
