Author: nothing new..
Zexion72: yep, it's to be expected since he's Kakashi's nephew. Yes, I too, thought it was smart of him to use a shadow clone...man I love those things, they make everything easier.
Chichi: that was the point. I think that Choji get's to little attention. He is either brought in and screwed over or they make reference's to him, buit never really put him in. That and they never come up with original attacks for him...which is said. Will that happen in this story, HELL no, expect to see him in the future.
Iceprincess421: thank you for being patient. I'm 'altering' her abilities and forming what I want her to be like in my mind right now. Changing a lot of things, but trying to stay with what you originally made for her. Basically, I'm making her into a mixture of your/my version, which will make her an extreme badass ( evil laughter.) Also, if you don't mind, I'd like to use an experimental type clan jutsu/blood limit on her, it'll be easier to give her a back ground.
Mage Ronin: 0.o, where did you get the name Ronin from? I'm not making fun of it, but it reminds me of a certain series made by a guy called Metroanime. I won't go into details because underaged people may be reading this.
Strokes chin, you know it's hard to say how strong naruto is, you'll just have to wait until he reaches at least 40 power in order to determine it. Just to tell you, he DOESN'T use the kyuubi's power. I always thought that was a cheap way to power, so he doesn't use it...anymore.
Dragon noir: yes, the others will have interesting things about them. Hey, everyone can't be filled with agnst, what fun would that be. Wait until you see Garra's...(snickers) Yep, the girls get pissed off easily, but hey, it's more funny right?
As for the 'plan', I'm afraid that that's too much of a spoiler to tell, hell, that would give so much crap just by telling you the simplest of parts to it. So, your just going to have to wait and see. The exams I'm trying to be original with, but also stay true to the chuunin exam type thing, you'll just to wait one or two chapters to see the first part.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Enjoy the fic.
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With limited time...anything is possible.
A large ( height wise) man stepped through the doors of the tower, him smirking at everyone there. He was around 6'1 and wore a large black cap on his head. He wore a black leather coat and kept it unzipped to show a black muscle shirt underneath. He also had black pants as well. His face a a huge scar going down it, while he just grinned at all the teams.
" New meat for the grinder." " All teams get your ass's over here NOW!" The man yelled, as everyone hurried over to the tower. Naruto thought it was pretty funny how some of the people were acting. I mean, it's only a test. If you fall it, you could always take it next year. Once all of the teams were gathered in front of the tower, the man's grin widened.
" Good, now that everyone's here. I'm Morino Ibiki, you instructor during this exam. I don't have time for your winy ass little question's so lets get straight to the point." Ibiki then pointed towards the tower, as everyone's gaze moved towards it. " Inside this tower will be your first test. There are five test floors and a mile long range for each floor. When your team is called, you are to enter the building and reach the top floor without being caught by the other instructors patrolling the tower. At the top you will find an item that you need for the second test, secure it, and head outside the tower. You only have 30 minutes each."
Ibiki then pulled out a clip board and walked away from the tower. " Team 7, your up first."
Ibiki yelled, as he pointed towards the group. Naruto just yawned, as he walked towards the entrance, Sakura and Sasuke following behind. Naruto then turned back towards the group, as he lazy stared at them.
"Once we get inside, leave everything to me. We'll be out in less then ten minutes." Naruto stated, as the two behind him glared at his back. When they reached inside the building, both Sakura and Sasuke started to yell at him, or tried at least.
" Who the fuck do you think you are stating something like t-." Sakura was stopped with a swift chop to the neck, Sasuke only took another 15 seconds. Naruto then picked up the bodies and moved them towards a side of the room. Naruto thought for a moment, before he moved them into a position that could give people ideas. Naruto snickered to himself, as he formed a third rank genjutsu on the two and moved up the only stairs in the room.
Sakura would thank him later...
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First test floor.
"A floor full of nothing but hallways, wow." Naruto said dryly, as he looked at the areas main room. It was a large circular room, having seven hall ways to chose from. Naturally, this would be were the team split up, each member going down one of the seven hallways three at a time until the found the entrance.
Well lucky for Naruto he had a magical wristband that could scan the floor and show him which hallway was the right one. As Naruto raised his arm and opened the wrist band, he stopped to think for a moment, before closing the wrist band and grinning. I would be more fun to do this without it.
With those thoughts, Naruto thought what the hell and went towards the middle hallway.
It didn't take him long to find the first set of guards, three to be exact. Two walking up and down the hallway and one standing near the door. The door itself seemed to have a device that would trigger an alarm if it was opened. This was going to be oh so much fun.
Now there were two options that he could take when going through the building. ( one, he quietly moves through the building, making sure not to leave a trace that he was there and cause the entire building to panic, as he just walks out the door. (two, slaughter all that is in his bath, leave nothing in his wake. Making sure to leave a few and tell them that if they were to weak and must have more hatred if they were going to get revenge.
Then again, he wasn't Itachi. So he went with the first.
Naruto jumped upwards and stuck himself to the ceiling with chakra, crawling down it slowly. He knew that if that masked bug freak in tights caught him now, there would be law suits, but he needed to think about the test. Naruto then released a small spider and watched it crawl towards the door. Naruto then crawled towards the door and positioned himself right above the man that was guarding the door.
Naruto waited for a few seconds, before the spider came back and entered Naruto. He then formed a seal, as a single kage bunshin appeared right next to him. Naruto then formed another seal.
"Manako itami no jutsu." Naruto whispered, as he looked directly at the two other guards. It took a second before taking affect. Naruto then reached down and in one swift movement, pulled the door guard up, as his kage bunshin fell towards the ground and henged itself to look like the guard. Naruto tied the guard to the ceiling, as the guard himself was out cold. Naruto then fell to the floor and entered the doors. What surprised him was that the stairs to the next room were right behind it. Naruto shrugged, as he ran up the stairs.
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Second test floor
Interesting, another set of hallways. Of course some of them were covered with genjutsu. It was apparently had more security then the last floor, but it was still light. Naruto then decided to take the second door from the right, since it was one of the doors that was hidden under one of the stronger illusions. Yes, you could grade illusions by how strong they were, there were five ranks actually. That one was a level two, so it wasn't difficult to spot.
Naruto continued to walk down the hallway for a few minutes. Awkward, usually genjutsu's under the third rank don't catch him off guard so easily. Naruto sighed, he was getting careless. Oh well, he might as well just move forward and try to make it to the top before he reaches to much resistance. Naruto looked back to see a man on the floor next to one of Naruto's kage bunshins.
" Kai." Naruto said, as the genjutsu ended and the door became visible. Naruto looked at the kage bunshin, who shook his head. So the man didn't alert the others. Hmm...such arrogance, but whatever. Naruto had the bunshin take care of the body, as he begun to walk towards the door. He stopped a second later, as he just down the hallway.
Wire traps, a shit load of them. By the way there set up, if he touches the wire, he would set off the trap and if he cut the wire, he might set it off with a added bonus. Naruto thought for a moment, before making some seals.
" Kage shifuto no jutsu." Naruto said, as his shadow moved towards the door. Once it was on the other side and clear of the traps, a shadow version of Naruto appeared on the other side of the traps. They then both sunk into the shadows, as they appeared on opposite sides. Naruto was now near the door and clear of the traps, while his shadow was at the beginning of it. The shadow version of him sunk back into it's 2D self, while the shadow returned to it's normal state.
Naruto then walked through the door and up the stairs...
Man, was he bored..
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Third test floor.
Now this was a surprise, instead of having to go through hallways and beat their weak little traps. He was glazing upon a small recreation of the forest of death. Honestly, who the hell came up with the name 'forest of death'. These people had no talent in name things, I mean seriously. His name meant a ramen flavor. Wow, he felt loved. One of the many reason's that he is glad that he didn't have to stay in this village much longer.
Naruto then proceeded to move through the forest, taking note of the nin's ( both male and female) that were waiting for him to come with in a certain range. What they didn't realize is that you can never ambush a Uzumaki in a forest. So basically, Naruto just took a nice stroll towards the next door, not having to worry about the traps and genjutsu that was set through out the forest.
What the nin realized to late was that he was a Uzumaki, but that was before they were assaulted by the trees roots and their genjutsu's redirected towards them. Naruto laughed, as he walked through the door, looking over his shoulder to make one little statement.
" Don't do anything perverted." The tree's seemed to move a bit, as if answering his question. Naruto then headed upwards towards the next room.
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Fourth test floor.
Naruto just stared down the single hallway that was on the floor. He could easily see the door at the other end, that...wasn't right. That would be too easy, and after all that crap a rookie would cry in joy at finding it and rush forward. Naruto just looked around the area, very interesting.
They had heat and pressure panels all around the floor and they had chakra scanners all around the ceiling. Wire's were all around the room as well, it was all very well concealed to boot. He couldn't do jutsu, or use chakra for that matter with the scanners on the ceiling. He couldn't cross the room, or he'd not only alert the guards of his position, but be blown straight to hell as well.
"Hmmm...what to do?" Naruto thought, as he twirled a kunai in his hand. A second later he threw it towards the right most corner of the room, as the kunai hit the scanners generator. You can just barely hear the buzzing sound coming from it, but once you do, it's an easy target.
Naruto then walked up the wall and towards the other door, leaving all the other traps untouched, they really did try hard with this one, so Naruto had to give them credit.
Even though there trap making skills still sucked.
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The last hallway was like the last, only it was longer and had a metallic look to it. At the very end of it you cold see a case with a object carefully placed in it. A small device, around hand size was in it. The device seemed to have a monitor and a few buttons, along with a antenna like thing attached to the top. Naruto wondered what it could be used for, but pushed that thought into the back of his mind for later. He then looked around the room.
This was off course the most heavily guarded area in the entire complex, so he needed to be...careful. Their were no wire traps or explosion tags here, no, they went for the technology approach. There were pressure and heat panels running up and down the floor, along with chakra scanners on the ceiling. There were also search lights, along with five guards in the room. Though it didn't have wire traps, there were laser's that, Naruto guessed, would not only trigger an alarm, but paralyze him.
Naruto thought for a moment, before summoning three large spiders. Naruto put the spiders on the floor, as they begun to lay eggs at a high rate. Half a minute later, a large group of spiders were crawling up the wall, disabling the scanners. Naruto picked up the three original spiders and allowed them to retreat inside him, before aiming his hand ( all his fingers except his index and thumb are closed ) and bringing the first guard in sight. He needed to be quick about this, if the other guards spot his body before he can take them down, then he's royally screwed.
He then shot spiders at all five guards in one rapid motion, taking them all down at once. Naruto then watched, as all the spot lights turned off one by one. Naruto waited for all the spiders to come back to him, before focusing chakra into his feet and using it to jump to the body of the first guard. He collected the spider from the guards body, making sure not to fall over when the guard breathed in a little harder then usual. Hey this was an exam, not the real thing. So Naruto could afford to let them live, go figure.
He jumped from body to body, collecting the spiders he shot while moving forward. He may use these creatures on a daily basis, and put them in more life/death situations then he could count, but they were still family, even if they had a tendency to run through out your body in the middle of the night, crawling throughout the little tunnels they made in your body just for the hell of it. Anyway back to the subject at hand, Naruto was now standing in front of the case with the device.
He knew the damn case was rigged, it was pretty damn clear after all of this shit they just put you through. The question was, what did they rig it with? Naruto thought for a moment, before something came to mind.
" It can't be that easy." Naruto thought, as he lifted the case and waited for an alarm to trip. But to his relief, nothing happened. Naruto then snatched the device and carefully placed the case back were it was. He then made his way down the tower towards the floor that came before the first test floor. There he saw a very interesting sight.
Two males and one female nin had dispelled his genjutsu and where staring at Sakura and Sasuke, who were still in their positions, giggling perversely the whole time. Honestly, Naruto real thought he was a genius by doing such a cliche thing like that in the middle of a test that could be life and death.
He honestly was a genius.
And he was even able to make the last part of the paragraph above rime too...
Naruto appeared right behind the nin and tapped the middle one on the shoulder.
" I'm sorry to interrupt your little love fest, but..." The three nin turned around to face Naruto, only to be knocked out before they could do anything. The two males hit the floor hard, as Naruto caught the female and set her on the floor gently. He was a gentlemen to the very end, which could really suck at some points, but oh well. Naruto then looked over at his two teammates and formed some seals
"Sougishiki no jutsu." Naruto said, as a green mist appeared around Sakura and Sasuke, while they started to open their eyes. They stared directly at Naruto, who just grinned at them.
" Have a nice nap? I know I would if I were in a position like that." Naruto stated, as the two looked at the position that they were in, before getting up on their feet as fast as possible. Actually, he had been in that position and situation a couple times, he never did anything, but still... There was that one situation with the queen of snow country. She was a very beautiful ( hot ) mid twenties year old women that most men would jump at the chance to have activities with.
But Naruto rejected her offer, which apparently she seemed to be satisfied with since she just gave the guy a tight hug and a small smile before leaving him alone for the rest of the day. Naruto felt a little guilty, but hey, he would have ran the chance of impregnating her and that would cause problems. They were still friends, even though he knew she still wanted to bang him, but that was irrelevant.
Back to where we were, Naruto just grinned, as Sakura's face was flushed as hell and Sasuke glared at him with a new intensity. Naruto laughed, as he headed towards the door, his teammates looking at him in confusion.
" What about the-?"
"All ready taken care of." Naruto said, cutting off Sakura, while he walked out the door...
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author: >.> ...naruto's a pimp. He truthfully is in my story ( sheds tear) I'm so proud of him! ( blows nose ) please read and review.