Author: I'm in a good mood today, since I just beat the living hell out of that damn godbird from dragon quest 8. man was she a bitch to fight...

anyway, on to the reviews.

Zexion72: glad that you liked it, remember Itachi's going to show up eventually and with a little surprise too...

Bunnykitty4434: 0.0 damn, what happened to the other 4433? just kidding, though I do agree that NarutoxAyameis great, to bad theresnot more of them.

Iceprincess421:( manical laughtfter ) yes it was genuis. there shall be more of that on the way, so keep reading.

Dragon noir: hey, he's got his fathers gene's after all. though, Hinata wouldn't be getting him in the sack for quite awhile. As for garra's quirk, read this cahpter to see it.

Noname: glad you like the story.

Inu-kag101: your..wish..is..grantted ( eyes glow) read the chapter to see it.

Hope master: it's going to be quite some time before he step's into the ring, sobe patient and don'tworry about.

Biggestboss: yep, in most fic's Naruto's a whore, but in this one, he's a pimp. Naruto/Hinata fluff in this chapter.

Harteramo: glad you like the story.

SlAyErPaTh: ( sighs)... yeah, It was difficult for me to wright. though it dose serve a larger purpose in this story. Please continue to read the story to find it out and thank you for reading...

now onto the fic.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Enjoy the fic.

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A night for all and none.

It was awkward, when team seven walked out of the tower at exactly 9 minutes, 59 seconds. The examiners jaws dropped, as they scanned over team seven to see that they didn't have a scratch too. The other teams were frightened by this, oh hell yah, and that was the intended effect that Naruto wanted.

I mean, come on. Most teams are now going to be avoiding them for the rest of the exam. Which means less of a headache for Naruto. Less face it, both Sakura and Sasuke were a little full of themselves. Wow you were trained by sannins, Whopdedo ( spins finger around ) that means absolutely shit on the battle field, seriously. If your too busy gloating that your more special then the enemy.

Your going to get your ass whopped.

Which would be a funny sight...Errr, for someone else...that is...hehe.

Getting back on track. After Team seven came out and pretty much caused a heart attack for over half of the examiners. They proceed to go down the list, while Naruto watched with interest. After them was team eight, Hinata and Shino's team. Naruto didn't really know the third guys name, only that he acted like an idiot. Naruto felt bad for the dog that the man was riding on. No, it wasn't that the man was riding the dog, since it seemed big enough for two people, it was the simple fact that he had to put up with that guy more then others.

"Wait, a dog ?" Naruto finally realized. That guy must have be related to Hana in some way, since her family is the only family that use's dog's on a regular basis. Why, because her family took care that no one else in konoha would ever use dogs besides themselves, quite a bloody history really...

Now on to the test.

In About 13 minutes, they managed to make it through the tower, a little scratches here and there, but nothing to big. The next team to go in was from cloud, they weren't...so lucky. The next team was once again from the leaf, actually more pacifically, it was Hanabi's and Okami's. Their third member must have been Zack's little brother. That kid, Naruto didn't like the feel he was getting from that kid. He was concealing a sit load of chakra, that and he had weapons galore underneath his hoodie.

Naruto would need to watch this kid in the future. Their team made it out in 15 minutes, not bad. Though it could have been better. The next team was extremely famous around konoha, not for their power, but for their trademark jutsu's or their families jutsu's anyway. The fat one must be Choji, the skinny one in purple must have been Ino and the one with the katana was Shikamaru. Yes, Naruto did meet him before, once. It was before he meet up with his team mates. The guy seemed to like to repeat his saying 'to troublesome' a lot. Though he did have a point, a lot of the shit that happens is too troublesome, but it makes the world go round. They managed to make it through in 11 minutes.

The next was Lee's team, who seemed to be so over joyed that they were called next, that he ran up and hugged Ibiki. Naruto smiled at this, one of the few things he missed about this village ( compared to most of the shit he hates, it is a few) was Lee's attitude, watching it never get's old. The women shaking her head must have been Tenten, the person Lee had told him about, while the other he personally knew . He wondered about how Neji must have changed over the years, due to Ayame's influence, of course. He decided to think about it later when he saw them enter the building.

They came out in 10 minutes, which was oh so close to their's. A few more teams went in and out, some coming out with victory, while others came out with broken dreams and faced the harsh reality that they won't be able to try to be jounin till next year, what a pitty.

On to the next team, which was Kin and Duse's team from sound. Naruto didn't have to worry about them, since he watched them train while he was with one of his students. Who also seemed to be the only person that was not here at the moment, but then again, Zaku had a lot of stuff to take care of. So it was only natural that he wouldn't be able to come. Oh well, that team made it out in 11 minutes, like he said, he didn't have to worry about them.

A few more teams later, and surprisingly a snow village team was called up, which was unusual. They had a tendency to stay in their country, leaving only when necessary. Meaning that they must have some other purpose here besides taking the exam, since they took their own personal exam in Snow country. Yukie must be here, since even though snow had shinobi, it was a peace loving place. Not suiting Naruto in the lest bit. It was awkward when they started to search for something until they finally saw him, bowing in his direction. Naruto just gave them a stiff nod, while they headed in.

Come on, you'd think by now that snow would have forgotten all about what happened a few years ago. I mean sure, he saved them from being destroyed by taking out a small army of mist nin, but come on! Then again, the only other person to ever do something like that was the Forth. Naruto was once again the second compared to him, it seems that he would always be in his shadow. Anyway the snow team came out in 14 minutes.

A few more teams later until they reached a sand team. He didn't know about one of the team members, but was familiar with Temari. The third one he knew all to well. Garra of the desert was one of the few that Naruto knew was a container ( yes their were others that Naruto knew about, but now's not the time to discuss it.), holding Shukaku. Who was apparently an asshole, well by Kyuubi's standards anyway. Interesting really, since the boy isn't aloud to sleep at all thanks to the incomplete seal that holds the demon. Naruto wished that there was something he could do, but there wasn't, and life moves on. Now, since they were near a grassy area, Garra had only jounin capabilities and was limited to the sand that he brought with him, along with any minerals he could find in the ground. Now if they were in a desert area, he was well over kage capabilities, since he could control the frikken desert itself.

Yah, Naruto did make a note to never piss him off...unless he was bored.

That team came out in 9 minutes and 46 seconds. The only reason they were fast was probably because Garra just crushed everything with his sand, that and he rode down from the top of the tower on a giant cloud of sand. They had to be given an hour brake in order for the examiners to fix the huge ass wall in the side of the tower, before continuing the test. A few more people went in and out, until they did a very shocking thing.

Apparently, since not all the teams had tested, they weren't aloud to leave and had to sleep overnight in the area that was near the tower, so that they could be watched, since some of the teams could give information to other teams about what they could expect when they enter the tower. Naruto just sighed, as he hoped into a tree and found a nice comfortable branch to sleep on, his two teammates sleeping near the bottom. Of course, Naruto didn't notice this, since he was too busy falling into sleep, drifting off into slumber land...

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Naruto turned a bit, as he moved on to his other side of the gigantic branch that he was sleeping on. Seriously, like three people could sleep on this branch and still be able to have room. Naruto loved how big the tree's were, but then again, he did use his family trat to make it grow slightly. Naruto turned again, as he moved towards the right, a little closer to the edge. A bug started to fly around Naruto, until it landed on his nose. Naruto tried to swash it, but ended up hitting himself when it flew away just in time. The bug returned, and landed on his nose once again, before the process repeated itself.

A few more try's later and Naruto was flinging his hands in every direction, attempting to kill the ninja that was apparently dodging all of his graceful moves. That's what he mumbled in his sleep anyway, as he still could not hit the fly, while edging ever so closer to the edge. Until finally, with one power full swing, fell over the edge and into a pile of leaves. He quickly stood up a second later, as a few leafs fell down from his clothing. Naruto's eye's bolted from left to right, trying to see if he woke anyone. Naruto sighed, as he walked out of the grass. He was up and it was going to stay like that for a while. Naruto then decided to go for a walk.

Naruto pulled out a scroll and opened it, chanting what ever was on it. His eye's glowed yellow for a moment, before he rolled up the scroll and put it back in it's holder. While he's taking a walk, he might as well gather some information...that and black mail material. You never know what people will do in their sleep.

Naruto walked for a while, trying to find anything that would be worth some interest. He seached for quite some time until he came across his first victims. Ino, Choji and, Shikamaru were all sleeping peacefully. Ino rolled up into a ball, mumbling 'Sasuke-kun' every now and then. Choji was laying with his back against a tree, a bag of chips in his lap and him snoring very loudly. A single chip was balancing on the tip of his nose, which was something that Naruto didn't understand, but recorded anyway. It wasn't much, but it was a start. Shikamaru wasn't really doing anything, just sleeping with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed, nothing special.

Naruto then mover on to Kin's team, which was a little better then the last. Dose was just sleeping on the ground, back to the sky, nothing special. Naruto moved on to the new teammate, who had his headphones still on and was lightly banging his head a bit to the music ( he was sleeping on his side so it didn't hurt him.) Kin was a little hard to find, but was worth it. She basically looked the same as Choji, only her bag was twice as big and she was snoring louder. This was good, this was very good. Naruto recorded it with out a moments hesitation. He moved on.

The next team was Lee's, which was nothing to special. Lee and Tenten were just sleeping on the grass, lightly snoring, while Neji was near a tree in a meditative position, but if you listened closely, you could hear light snoring. Nothing much, but Naruto decided to record it anyway, might as well while he's there.

After that was his aunts team, which where relatively easy yo find. What was interesting was that both Irvine and Okami had their backs against the same tree, Okami's head on Irvine's shoulder and both sound a sleep. Ohhh...this was good, he could get some pretty nice stuff from Shino for this. Naruto recorded it and looked for Hanabi and when he found her, he struggled to not grab his sides and fall to the floor laughing..

It was a losing battle...

Hanabi, one of the must renowned nin for being a ice queen to most was currently snuggling up against a log and mumbling 'Lee-kun' very frequently. Kami-sama, this was gold. Naruto spent a few minutes just watching this, recording every bit of it. It was beautiful black mail material, Naruto actually shed a tear when he finished. He then moved on.

The next team was the sands team. One that was pretty much not worth anything in terms of amusement. The girl on the team was just sleeping on the grass quietly, while the guy with the cloak on was just sleeping with his back against a tree, but were was Garra...?

Naruto smirked. " It's been awhile Garra." He said, as he felt sand starting to engulf his body. Garra stood right behind him, his face still expressionless. Naruto turned around to face him, while the sand started to retract itself. " What, no hug?"

" What are you doing here?" Garra asked, as he started to walk towards his teammates.

" Just taking a little walk." Naruto stated, as he rubbed his head sheepishly and grinned. Garra just continued to stare at him. " What, your not the only container with sleep issue's."Naruto stated, as a small collection of sand rose out of the ground right next to Garra.

" Then why do you have a memory scroll active?" Garra asked, as Naruto looked down at the scroll case and cursed.

"Umm...to collect valid information." Naruto said, as Garra started to gather sand around Naruto. " Okay, I was getting stuff for blackmail! alright?" Naruto said, as the sand started to disappear. Garra just crushed the memory scroll with his sand.

" Then you won't be getting this back." Garra stated, as the sand dropped the now ruined scroll to the ground, while Naruto cursed once again, before he started to grin evilly.

" Aww, and I was so hoping to see you sleeping with Mr.Smee too..." Naruto said, as Garra's eye's widened, before sand started to gather rapidly around Naruto.

" If you tell anyone..."

" Don't worry, I'm not going to tell anyone about your teddy bear with the eye patch." Naruto said, as he burst into laughter. Garra 's eye started to twitch, or it at least tried to twitch anyway.

"Naruto, I'm giving you ten seconds to leave. One... two..." Naruto was already gone.

Naruto had one more group to look for before he would be satisfied for the night. Your probably wondering what Naruto was doing still wondering around, even though his memory scroll was destroyed. Well to put it so simple that you should have guessed on your own, he had a back up one that had all of what he recorded from the first on it. He was just lucky that Garra didn't notice it.

He finally found his friends team, as he started to record them. The guy with the dog wasn't doing much, only using his over sized dog as a pillow. Shino was one of the others that was in a meditative sitting position. He seemed to be asleep, but it was hard to tell since Shino barely made any noise to begin with. He then moved on to the final person, Hinata.

She was sleeping in the grass close to Shino, rolled up into a ball. Her face had a peaceful expression, while her hair was scattered around the ground. Naruto thought for a moment, before he sighed and turned of f the memory scroll. He just couldn't do it, not like he would ever need to black mail Hinata in the first place , but still, he just couldn't collect any blackmail on her.

That...and there was nothing worth collecting.

Naruto looked down at Hinata and watched her shiver a bit. Naruto pulled out a scroll and opened it. A blanket popped out of the scroll, while Naruto caught before it hit the ground. Naruto then covered Hinata with it and watched her instantly grab it and snuggle against it. Naruto just smiled as he began to walk back to his team.

A second later, a pupil-less eye shot open.

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Naruto walked slowly towards the tree, as he yawned a bit. It had been quite some time since he woke up and his body was now willing to let him get some rest. That he was thankful for, considering what was going to happen, or what could happen, in the morning. As soon as Naruto reached the tree he immediately jumped onto the tree branch that he was last on and sat down, legs out and back against the tree. As soon as he was comfortable, he slowly closed his eye's, hoping that sleep would take him soon.

Three minutes later.

" Naruto-kun." a voice called out to him, while Naruto opened his eye's and looked around.

" Naruto-kun, down here." The voice stated, as Naruto looked at the ground. There on the ground was Hinata, standing there with the blanket that Naruto had given her. She just smiled at him when Naruto looked at her confusedly.

" Hinata, what are you doing here?" Naruto asked, as Hinata blushed.

" I...I had a bad dream." Hinata stated, as she looked down at the ground. Naruto just raised an eyebrow at this.

" That still doesn't answer my question." Naruto said, as Hinata looked up at him, her blush deepening.

" I...I was w-wondering if I c-could s-sleep with y-you t-tonight." Hinata asked, as Naruto just thought it over. Seriously, this wasn't something you expected. You'd think she would have gotten over the nightmare thing by now, but oh well. Naruto thought about it some more, before looking down at Hinata, her face pretty much showing that was she really desperate. What kind of a nightmare could she have had anyway. Naruto took one more glance at her, before sighing.

" Alright." Naruto said, as Hinata's face instantly turned into a smile. She immediately jumped up into the tree, while Naruto scouted over a bit to give her some more room. What caught Naruto off was that she sat in between his legs and laid her back against his chest. She moved/ snuggled her way back, making sure to be as close to Naruto as possible. Naruto face had turned dark red when she rubbed against that region. Hinta took naruto's arms and rapped them around her waist, saying that it was to keep her from falling off. She then threw the blanket over the them, covering them both. Hinata then looked over at Naruto.

" Thanks." was all she said, before leaning her head back and letting it find a comfortable position on Naruto's chest. Naruto had frozen for a few moments before he sighed and made himself comfortable. He knew this was going to cause hell in the morning...

But for tonight, he would just enjoy heaven.

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Author: Garra has an obsession with...pirates. ( manical laughter ) I am such a freakin genuis. Read and Review.