Author: nothing new, only that i'm starting school again. So the next chapters might be comming out slower then usual.
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Well said Auron, well said.
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Don't expect anything. Then you are never dissappointed: lazy ass...though I am glad that you liked the story.
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iceprincess421: . ...yes it is. Hinata's a vexen, eh? ( grins) just got a few new ideas...( manical laughter)
Midnight-angle-of-darkness: o.0, cute name...but korihimes is cuter...
Yes people, I come from a palce were I can call someone cute and NOT be hitting on them.
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besides, what man wouldn't want a beautiful women between there legs...
Okay that came out wrong... ah, screw it...
..0.0...THAT came out wrong...fuc-, oh just go read the damn fic already
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Enjoy the fic.
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There shall be no quarter.
"Naruto." Naruto heard a faint voice call out to him, but he ignored it.
" Naruto!" The voice was a little louder, but Naruto ignored it and continued his peaceful slumber.
" NARUTO!" The voice had yelled out to him. As Naruto started to consider opening his eyes.
" NARUTO, DAMMIT, WAKE THE FUCK UP!" The voice yelled, as Naruto yawned and open up one of his eyes.
" Yup...Sakura." "So Sakura-chan, what may I do for you on this fine morning?" Naruto asked in a very cheerful voice, chosing to over look how Sakura's anger had risen to new levels in the past three minutes. Sakura pointed towards his chest.
" Start by explaining that!" Sakura yelled, as Naruto just stared at her and moved one of his hands to clean out his ear.
" Please be a little less loud in the morning. You might have woken Hinata-chan up." Naruto said, as he continued to clean out his eardrum. Sakura was about to yell at him again, but stopped for a moment, and decided to calm herself down. Sakura took a few seconds to calm down, before her face formed into a strained smile.
" Alright Naruto-kun, could you please tell me why Hinata-chan is sleeping over here with you, instead of being with her team?" Sakura asked slowly, dragging out some of the parts. Narut just looked down at Hinata's sleeping form and smiled, before grinning a bit.
" Oh, Hinata-chan wanted to sleep with me..." Naruto said, as he examined Sakura's expression, or actually lack oh expression. Her face was just blank. "...because she had a bad dream last night." Naruto stated, as Sakura sighed in relief. Naruto raised an eyebrow.
" Been having some intimidating thoughts, eh Sakura?" Naruto asked, as Sakura's face turned into a nice shade of red. " Pervert." Naruto added, as he looked down at Hinata. Before he moved his head downwards to were his lips were right next to her ear.
" Hinata-Chan wake up, we have a quest." Naruto stated, as Hinata moved a bit. She then slowly opened her eyes to the sight of a slightly red faced Sakura. Naruto then turned his attention to Sakura.
" It seem's that we've been caught Hinata-chan, what are we going to do now?" Naruto said, as Hinata turned face turn red as well, while Sakura just kept her head down. A second later, Hinata began to stand up, or attempted until she fell back on Naruto, letting out a light 'yep.' Naruto only grinned.
" Hinata-chan, so playful in the morning...I like it." Naruto said, as Sakura's face reddened. Naruto roared with laughter, while Hinata just sighed and attempted to stand up again. Succeeding, she took the blanket that they were using and handed it to Naruto.
" If you little bitches are done, I would like to explain that it is illegal to fuck during the exam."
A voice stated, as Ibiki appeared on the tree branch next to them. Hinata's blush returned, while Naruto just looked over at Ibiki.
" Technically, we only slept next to each other. We didn't really do anything." Naruto stated, as Ibiki crossed his arms.
" Same deference."
" You know Ibiki, you look like you could really use hug right now. HEY LE-."
" Alright! alright! I won't bother you about it anymore, just don't include him." Ibiki shivered , as his face actually showed...fear. Naruto thought for a moment, either make this guy feel the horror that is Lee, or get expelled from the test. Naruto nodded his head.
"Deal." Naruto said, as Ibiki sighed in relief. His face hardened again a second later.
" Good, now if your through here. Report to the tower entrance, NOW!" Ibiki said,as he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Naruto looked over at Sakura, who had kept quite the entire time.
" Hey Sakura-chan, where's Sasuke-kun?" Naruto asked, as Sakura looked up at him with a confused expression, before she finally remember.
" He went on ahead, in fact everyone else has. Their just waiting for you." Sakura stated, as Naruto nodded and looked over at Hinata.
" Well, shall we be on are way then?"
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Every team that passed the first exam was now gathered at the tower, each of them wondering what was going to happen next. Apparently, they held the rest of the exams while Hinata and Naruto were sleeping and when they weren't at the gate's when the teams were called, Sakura came looking for them. Of course everyone one glared at Naruto and Hinata when they finally showed up. Naruto just waved at them, while Hinata sighed and said good bye to them, before heading to were her team was. Sakura pulled Naruto towards theirs. When everyone was ready, Ibiki spoke.
" Alright, Listen up! I'm going to make this as short as possible! " Ibiki yelled, as everyone gave their full attention to him. " Your next test is going to be a field test to see if you can survive in not just harsh environment's, but ALL environments." Ibiki stated, as everyone looked confusedly at him. Ibiki formed some seals and hit the ground. A large seals appeared underneath everyone, as it began to glow bright red.
A second later, they disappeared without a trace.
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It was shocking to most of them, though few just remand calm as they looked at Ibiki. Ibiki himself grinned at their reaction.
" This is going to be were we test you." He stated, as he motioned towards the area in question. It was...huge to say the least. They, from what Naruto could tell, were located on the top of a very high mountain. The were on a cliff that was quite far away from the actual area, probably so that they could show the rookies it just to scare the shit out of them.
And it worked...for the most part.
The area, was as big as half of Konoha and seemed to have all kinds of terrain mixed in. Forest, lakes, hills, rocky areas, deserts... "Shit. Garra's terrain " (etc.) The damn thing was crawling with animals from all over the nations as well. How he knew? Well considering he was watching three oversized birds eating a even larger beetle, it wasn't difficult to figure out. They seemed to have seals all around the area, keeping each 'zone' at it's more comfortable temperatures. In the center of it all was a large tower, high enough to be seen from all the 'zones' no matter where you were.
" Pay attention!" Ibiki yelled, as everyone looked back at him. " Now, to start, take out the item that you got from the first tower." Ibiki said, as everyone pulled it out. " You may have noticed or not, but the antenna dose serve a purpose. Through that antenna you are able to send a special signal between the device's that each team has."
Ibiki, looked over at the tower. " Your objective is to get five of these special signals and head towards the tower, where they will be used to open the door to the tower." Ibiki then pointed towards the right to were a stand was set up. " Over there you will be able to get a scroll that will teleport you over to the area. Each scroll wrapping a team to a different gate. Once everyone has teleported over to the gate, we will begin the exam." he then teleported away in a puff of smoke, as the teams walked towards the stand. Naruto looked around the are that they were in...again.
This place...was in cloud country. Seriously, it was in cloud country. There were only two place's in the elemental nations that had mountains as large as these and they looked nothing like the ones in rock.
Naruto was so screwed.
The cloud nin still hadn't forgot about that fight he had with one of their's . Even though it was over eight years ago, they still held a grudge. He couldn't blame them, I mean who would be pissed that an eight year old beat the shit out of one of their jounin. They became the laughing stalk of the elemental nations, with Naruto now having a price on his head. Four hundred and seventy thousand to be exact. Along with their Anbu and Hunter nin after him.
Naruto really felt the love there.
He only hoped that the cloud nin that were taking this didn't get a chance to identify him, or else he was going to be in deeepppp shit.
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Irvine sighed, it had been a very awkward morning for him.
First he woke up to find that something heavy was on his shoulder, which was strange. When he looked over and saw Okami, Irvine face turned red. Okami woke up a few minutes later and thanked Irvine for letting her use him like a pillow, a pillow that was tense as hell, but a pillow regardless.
After that, Hanabi began to bitch...again. Honestly, he rather spend a evening with Temari PMSing then listen to her go on constantly, even though the Temari thing actually happened once. Irvine still shutter's at the memory. He didn't know how Hanabi and Hinata could be so different, yet be sisters...he truly couldn't.
Then again he was a guy...so it was understandable.
Then, he had a hard time locating a very special scroll. The reason why it was so special was that it was used by his brother and was passed on to him when Zack died. He kept that scroll with him at all time's. Well not all times, but you get the point. He searched frantically for it, checking every bush, tree...animal ( one of which he pissed off. ) Yep, He was getting desperate and running out of time, too.
Okami offered to help search for the scroll and so they spent the next five minutes looking for it. Okami was the one to find it, and when she did, Irvine was jumping for joy. Seriously, he ran up to her and gave her Okami a tight huge, before he realized what he was doing and pulled back. Her mouth twitched a bit, before she handed him the scroll and walked away.
It itself was strange for the fact that Okami had never shown any form of expression's before, or that's at least what he heard. He wondered what was wrong, but let it slide. He had other things to worry about.
The exam itself was going to be held in an all terrain field, so he couldn't prepare for just one type of area. It was always good to gain as much information about the area and anything that could be of use...including people. It was one of the five great inventing rules that all inventors followed.
(1 always have full stock, always be ready.
(2 know your area and what you can use in that area.
(3 never waste your resources.
(4 know your limits...so that you can pass them.
(5 taking risk's is apart of live, use it to your advantage.
The fifth rule was confusing, he didn't know why it was one of the rules, it just always was. The great inventor came up with them. It was an old story about how a man carved special summons out of stone using whatever he could. He went through every one of those rules as he carved the creatures, infusing them with the spirts of departed creatures. He then created the rules out of his own experiences, so that no other inventor would have to endure the harsh conditions that he did as he made the summons. Though the man went on to create more items, but the summons are the most well known. Irvine sighed, as he reached into his hoodie and pulled out something. It was a pendent, one of which was very special to him.
It was given to him by his mother, who died along time ago. She trusted him with a very important thing, something that proved he was an inventor. It...was one of those summon's that the great inventor made and the only one that came in such large quantities. All inventors had it, as it was a sign that you were approved by the first actual summon that the man made. What was so special about it was that it aloud him to summon his mothers creature, which became one of his more trusted allies.
This and the scroll he got from his brother were the most important things he had and always kept with him. They had saved him before, of course. His sensei, Uzumaki Shizune, once caught him training one day. She...found out everything that he could do. It's not like that he was angry with her or anything, it's just that she would report what she saw to the Hokage. If that were to happen, then the information on him would be updated and accessible to anyone. That could be a good or bad thing depending on the person.
Regardless, he went to the Hokage and pleaded that he keep what he learned just between them. The Hokage agreed...for a price. The Hokage was interested in his techniques and want him to help him research 'data' for his books. Even though Irvine wasn't a pervert, he was getting desperate. So ,hesitantly, he agreed to it. Irvine knew he was going to get in a shit load of trouble after this. What he didn't know was that Okami was at the hot springs that day. I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.
What stunned him were how beautiful her eye's were. They were glazed over like a bug's, but were light blue and only took up most of her eyes. Since a little bit of it was white at the sides, symbolizing that the glazed part was a bigger verison of a pupil. She started to act strange after he told her what he thought about them, but then again all bug users were strange in his opinion ( Especially one person that we all know and love... unless you're a Sasuke fan. Then you might hate him.) Irvine's head lowered a bit when he thought about it.
He was...over looked by most people because of the team he was on. I mean think about it, he was on the team of three of the most powerful clans in the whole village. And they questioned why he had self esteem issue's. The three clans usually meet ever so often and he was invited, of course, by his team mates and sensei. but, he just kinda stood out. Considering that these were the Aburmine, Hyuuga, and Uzumaki clan's were talking about, standing out is a bad thing.
Irvine sighed, as he started to head towards the stand to get a scroll. He thought about what could happen during this test. Who knows, he might just be able to show just how strong he is...
Or die trying...literally.
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author: One of the rules sounds familiar, huh? Read and Review.