Author: WARNING: this chapter contain's some slight sexual content, fi you read beyond this point, it is of your own choice. END WARNING.

disclaimer: I do not own naruto.

Enjoy the fic.

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Between the story...part 1

A faint stomping could be heard through the forest's of Konoha, Naruto making his way through them. He would have jumped through the tree's if he could, but he wouldn't be able to reach his location if he did. Some dumbass thought that it was a good idea to make it a security measure, so that it would make 'it' more difficult to find. The worst part is that the trees didn't listen to Naruto here, so he basically had to do it...

...the long way.

It took him several more hours before he finally found it. Then again, it could have taken him longer if he didn't know where it was, so he should be thankful. Naruto was now standing in front of a large rock , about 6 and a half feet tall. It was imbedded into the trunk of a tree that was slightly larger then the normal Konoha tree.

Naruto placed one of his hands on the rock and closed his eyes. A light bluish aura could be seen around Naruto's hand, the door mimicking it a second later. Naruto's eyes shot open, as the rock disappeared, leaving an open passage way into the earth. Naruto simply walked down it. The passage way was long a widening. It took Naruto quite some time to reach the bottom.

There was a single room at the end, though the room was large enough to be able to hold two summon boss's. The entire room was barren, except for one single statue at the very end. It was a frog, or that's what it was shaped like. It was as big as a regular summons frog, but Naruto knew it was much more special then that. Naruto began to approach it, only to stop when he heard a voice in his head.

"Boss." Naruto looked around the room.

" I must speak to Boss." Naruto looked at the statue, figuring out what it meant. A small smile appeared on his lips.

" So that's your price.' Naruto stated, as he quickly form some seals. " Kyuichose no jutsu." In a large amount of smoke, a figure appeared, one of which many where all too familiar with. A large brown frog now stood before the statue, being three or four stories tall and wearing what looked like the frogs version of a kimono. He had Two large swords/ knives at his sides and was smoking a pipe. He had a scar on his left eye.

" Hello Gama-sama." Naruto said, as the frog looked up at the top of it's head.

" Naruto, why are we here?" Gama-buta asked, as he looked around the room, before setting his eye's on the statue. His eye's widened. " Is that.."

" Yes Gama-buta. He's that one you thought you'd lost." Naruto stated, as Gama started to shed a tear. The frogs eye's glowed.

" Boss.." the statue asked, Gama seemed surprise, before answering.

" Yes I'm here." Gama stated, the frog seemed to have a saddened voice, instead of the usual emotionless one that it had been using.

" Boss.." The frog then suddenly changed his attitude. " I need to report on the mission." It stated, as Gama just somewhat smiled.

" Don't worry about it, just rest." Gama said, as the frog statue started to glow a bit, crack's appearing all over it.

" Thank you Boss...for everything." It stated, as the statue exploded in a flash of light. Piece's of it flew everywhere, as Naruto waited a couple of minute's before jumping off of Gama-buta and walking towards where the frog statue use to be. In it's place was a small jewel that shined a bit. Naruto picked it up and put it in on of his bag's.

" I expect you to give that crystal a proper burial once this is all over Naruto." Gama-buta stated, Naruto waved him off.

" You know that I'm not going to use him, I'm just making sure that he's not used period." Naruto stated, as he thought about something. " But still, he dose deserve it, the burial I mean. He was the first and only frog summon to die on a mission after all. That's probably is what hurt you the most huh?" Naruto asked, him looking up at Gama-buta, who's eyes were on the floor.

" Naruto..." Gama-buta said, as Naruto gave him his full attention.

" Yes."

" Thank you." And with that, Gama-buta disappeared in a puff of smoke.

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Naruto stretched, as he yawned and looked around the forest. He really didn't have anything to do really, since he needed to wait until the jounin exam's started before he could do anything. So that left a lot of time for him, that wasn't spent with Hinata or training Sasuke. He still couldn't believe the amount of money his mother paid for the lessons and he still didn't mind it, even if his lessons were free after all...

But she didn't need to know that...

Naruto thought for a moment, before deciding on something. He hadn't used that summon in a while, even if the result of summoning their king altered his body to the core, he still hadn't used the summoning all that much for such a long time. Why the hell not? He could use some practice with it, that and he might meet someone new. Getting off the tree branch that he was laying on and landing on the ground, Naruto formed some seals.

"Kyuichose no jutsu." In a large amount of smoke, a figure appeared before Naruto. Naruto was wondering who it could be, before he got the full image of the person. " Oh, it's just you."

" What do you mean by ' it's just you?' " the figure asked in a huff. It was a women, who looked around her mid twenties. She was 6'1 and had long black hair that came down to her lower waist. She was wearing a low cut, sleeveless like shirt ( white) that was made out of leather and clung to her body quite nicely. She was also wearing leather black pant's, it too clinging to her body. Around her were two...three hundred spider's, Naruto wasn't sure.

" I was hoping to meet someone new today." Naruto stated in his defense, as the women continued to huff. " You know I'm always happy to see you Tsukkoi-chan." Naruto stated, as Tsukkoi sighed.

" You know I just can't stay mad at you." she stated, as Naruto grinned.

" Not like most can." He replied, as he looked at the group of spider's. " Quite a large amount this time..." Naruto stated, Tsukkoi grinned wickedly.

" The third batch this week. I'm hoping to get off a fourth before it end's." She stated, as Naruto just looked at her with a raised eyebrow.

" It's only Tuesday."

" Then I'm ahead this week." Tsukkoi stated, as Naruto just shook his head.

" I still can't believe you've given birth three time's this week." Naruto stated, Tsukkoi only smiled.

Ten to one, she probably had three birth's in that week. You see, to be blunt, spider's are the whores of the summoning race. Yes, you herd/read right, well, they were the only one's that had an actual reason anyway. You see, most spider summons have the same thing in common, their female. When a female give's birth, she either gives birth to 200 female's in a huge egg sack, or she lay's a single egg shell, which contains a male. It is very rare for a male to be born, and it happens only a few times a year if the summon's race is lucky.

To fix this problem, they use a simple method. Fuck as much as possible. The more sex that a female goes through, the more of a chance she has at giving birth to a male, though most only do it once or twice in their life. Basically, if you were a male spider, you would get laid almost constantly. Around for or five times a day from what he was told.

" Still, you have to feel bad for them." Naruto stated, as He looked at the hundred's of female spider's that were crawling around Tsukkoi . "I mean once they leave, your going to forget all about them." Naruto stated, as Tsukkoi just sighed.

" Naruto, you know I care for all of my child, but I can't help them all." She stated, as Naruto just shrugged. The spider's stopped and started to make loud clicking noise's. If they were mature spider's, Naruto would have understood them, but they were just born so the only one that could was there mother. Tsukkoi started to giggle a bit.

" What is it?" Naruto asked, as Tsukkoi grinned.

" They were asking if you could be their first. Apparently, they've already figured out your status." She said, as Naruto's eyes widened. He frantically looked at the spider, yep, they did want to bang him. This could get...complicated.

You see, a spider, like the other summons, isn't able to transform into their human form until they reach set age. After reaching that age, they can change between the human form and summon form at will. Most don't tend to like mating until they reach their human forms, since all the sensations and feelings they have in that form during it is something they would never experience in summon form.

That's why they considered human's lucky bastards...and bitchs.

" Call them off Tsukkoi-chan." Naruto said, as he watched the spider's slowly approach him. Figuring they'd be able to out number him quite easily. Naruto sent a glare over to the laughing .Tsukkoi " I mean it Tsukkoi-chan." Suddenly, Naruto felt something, as his spider's came out on they're own. They started to form a protective barrier around Naruto, while they began to hiss at the newborn spiders. This he understood, basically, they were telling them to stay the hell away from him. Naruto couldn't help but smile.

His spider's where...protective to say the lest. They were the one's that usual kept all of the other one's off of him ( along with Tsukkoi) and leave him be. There were a few occasions were Naruto had a spider that reached the age and her try to fuck him, but he was able to calm the females hormone's down before anything really happened...thank kami-sama

When Tsukkoi saw that Naruto's spider's had come to his defense, she sighed and told her children to leave him alone. Naruto sighed in relief, thinking about how he didn't want to make the decision of harming a spider or getting raped. Tsukkoi smirked at Naruto's expression.

" You know Naruto..."Tsukkoi said, as Naruto looked over at her. She began to walk slowly towards him, swinging her hips along the way. " If you don't want to fuck them." she continued to walk forward, pushing her body against Naruto's, which caused his back to be pressed against a tree. " You could always fuck me." She said, as her arm's wrapped around his waist and reached for his ass.

" Funny, I'd thought you'd be too loose for that kind of thing now." Naruto stated, as Tsukkoi only grinned.

" Oh I assure you Naruto-kun..." Tsukkoi said, as she pushed her body closer to his and grabbed his ass, bring his lower region closer to her's. She began to softly grind her lower region against his, letting out a soft moan. While taking in the feel of it, Tsukkoi slowly turned her attention back to Naruto. " I am still quite tight."

" Duly noted." Naruto said, as he reach behind him and loosened Tsukkoi grip on his ass and unwrapped himself from her grip. He gently pushed her away, as he wiped his back to clean it of anything. Tsukkoi began to huff once again, thinking that she only needed to have pushed a little more and she would have gotten him, but let it slide. If he randomly screwed every girl that hit on him, he wouldn't have been so special.

"You know you really should try to stop being such a whore." Naruto stated, Tsukkoi just glared at him.

" Naruto...you know that I'm trying to find a permeant , failing mind you, but trying." She stated.

" Really, when?"

" Just a minute or two ago." Tsukkoi said absent mindedly, as Naruto face faulted.

A permeant, as it's called, is when A female spider stop's being such a whore and chose's one particular male to mate with over and over again. Only if the male agree's of course, even then she would be restricted to that one male for the rest of her life. Unlike the male's, who could have up to five permeant females. Since males were S-rank in the spider realm.

You see, the spider's have a simple ranking system in their realm, males are automatically S-rank at birth, while females are D-rank. The reason why males were S-rank was because they were so few of them, compared to the thousand's of thousand's of females that out number them. A female can raise through the ranks though. For every male she give's birth to, she raise's one rank. Tsukkoi was currently A-ranked.

Naruto had to feel sorry for the female's, I mean, most male spider's were arrogant bastards. They didn't give a damn about what happened to the female after mating, just the mating itself. This is what turned off most of the females from finding a permeant and just sticking to fucking the male then leaving. The funny thing is, if a male spider is a gentleman then he'd get laid more then most of the other males.

Female spiders like the respect and space that they receive from the very very few male spiders that treat them right. This change of pace for them usually result's in high arousal and them pretty much wanting to screw the male as much as possible. Being a gentleman, the female will probably be turned down, while he tells her that random screwing is wrong. This raise's their arousal even more, some to the point were they just rape the male in question. Any male spider or human that treats a female spider with respect in that world is likely to easily find a willing female to be a permeant. That's what screwed Naruto over.

He had been to the summoning world...once. There he met a lot of the female spider population and their glance's at certain parts. He had been taught by Ami, who was one of the few gentleman spiders, on how to be a gentleman. He should have waited a year or two though, since it took the king himself to get the females off of him. Naruto then had to stay in the king's castle, until the females calmed down. He hasn't gone back since...

" So Naruto-kun, how's Ami doing?" She asked, as she tend to her children. Bending to give Naruto a nice look at her ass. Naruto would have noticed this, if he hadn't frozen at Ami's name. Oh shit, this could be bad. He had Ami on a long term mission, a very long term mission. Until his plan's were complete, Ami wouldn't be able to finish it. Naruto did have a huge reward if he did though. A few of his female spider's were waiting on Ami to finish, never touching anyone else. They were spider's that Ami knew personally, so it wouldn't be a problem.

" Um...he's fine." Naruto stated, Tsukkoi looked at him with a raise eyebrow.

" Naruto...let me talk to Ami." Tsukkoi said, as she began to approach Naruto, not in a sexy what mind you, more in a you-better-answer-correctly kind of way.

" He's not available at the moment, please leave a message after the..."

" Naruto, stop playing around. I want to see Ami!" Crap, she was getting mad. It's one thing to piss off a women, but it's even more to piss off a summon. They take more drastic measures to accomplish their goals. Naruto just looked the other way, one of his hands behind his head, as he just laughed nervously.

" You see, about Ami..." Naruto stopped when he heard something approaching them. Naruto and Tsukkoi immediately jumped into the trees, being ready for anything that might happen. Tsukkoi's children dug into the ground, going a couple feet underneath it and hiding themselves.. Iruka, of all people, stepped into the clearing. Tailing behind him was a small group of children, all of them looking in various directions.

" Probably this years class." Naruto thought, as he watched one of the children trip over something and begin to cry. " These kids are going to be nin." He thought, as he sweat dropped. Iruka walked over to the child and tried to calm her down. She did after a few moments, with Iruka pulling out a small first aid kit and putting a band aid on the little girls arm's, which had a slight scratch on it. The girl asked for something, as Iruka sighed and nodded. He took the little girls hand and continued his way through the forest, the rest of the group following behind.

Naruto looked over at Tsukkoi , who had her mouth open with droll coming out of it. Naruto waved his hand in front of her face, her dazed eye's taking focus a few minute's later.

" Who...was that..." She asked in a dream like stated, as Naruto just raised an eyebrow.

" You mean Iruka-kun?" Tsukkoi's head immediately snapped in Naruto's direction.

" You know him?" She asked, as she grabbed Naruto's shoulders and began to shake him violently.

" H-H-e-e-e's m-m-my u-u-u-un-c-cle." Naruto managed to get out, Tsukkoi stopped shaking him and thought for a moment, before slowly smiling.

" Naruto-kun, would you mind doing me a favor." Tsukkoi asked sweetly, as Naruto just stared at her in a bored manner.

" Depends on the favor.' Naruto stated in a bored tone of voice, as the smile on Tsukkoi's face grew.

" Teach that man how to summon..."

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author: you guys can probably figure out one of the pairings at this point...man that was fun to wirte.