Author: I got quite a few announcements to make, so pay attention.
First, YES! this is the magic chapter people. This chapter comes after the last two that passed 100,000 words, 100,000 hits, and 500 reviews.
Second, I started a board. No, it's not some text RPG game. I'm trying to make it into a board that people can go to to find web sites on they're favorite animes and games. It even has a fanart/ fanfiction section. Though it's small right now, if SOME people would sign up...we may be able to build a decent board...
Also, spread the word about it...the more people that join the merrier...going to post the link in my profile.
Third, I have noticed that not many females have been reviewing goes into a weird dance position with my GREAT AUTHOR POWERS, I summon the females to review this chapter... the guys glare at him...what? We all know that women kickass...why do you think there are so many in this fic?
Now, on to the reviews
Harteramo: glad you enjoyed it...look be low for what you've been 'waiting' for...
Asdasdasd: for once, a person with a simple name...no offence to the others. Also, you have to think, with so much crap about how naruto screws demons and the kyuubi...spiders aren't really bad, hey at least she's not trying to steal his soulz...XD
Duran the warrior: interesting indeed...keep reading, you never know what may happen...
kenji inaku: Insert witty comment here
Drake0x: thanks for reading...
hope master: your...wish...is...granted... eye's glow yellow
Lover143: hey, don't we all...thanks for reviewing...about the spiders... insert witty comment here
dragonize: Narutos back in konoha, the jounin exam's was in cloud, but now they're back in konoha...pretty much it.
TheOtaku Akatsuki: hell no...if you had read the chapters before this, you would know that Anko's dead and Kakashi's married...and that I HATE yaoi...XD, your name reminds me of this one website I visited once...
Jeikobu Kyoudai-teiru: read the hope master post...
Zexion72: take your time...it's not like I'm going to delete it...
Oddly enough...the review from shinofanboy was taken off...oh well, I can still comment it since I have the e-mail.
Alright first off, the characters in this fic have been updated...ALL OF THEM. They have the same style of fighting, but it's also been changed to be a little more...unique.
Second, ANYONE could kick Shino's or Naruto's ass. In this fic, power is NOTHING compared to skill. Someone can be the most powerful person in the world, but they can still get the shit beat out of them by a four year old if they have no skill. That's kinda how naruto is able to kick both Sakura's and Sasuke's ass, he's more SKILLFUL then they are...so basically saying, itachi can also get his ass handed to him by someone like Hanabi.
Third, characters have strengths, but they also have weakness's. I have 'changed' Shino so that he has lost one of his weakness's, which was hand-to-hand combat ( thus the reason why he's the giant among his clan) everyone has a weakness, even Naruto.
Finally, sorry to do this, but it's only fair.
You your mother...and when the rents due, The Land Lord your mother.
Yeah, sorry again, but hey...you started it.
A guess that's it...for now...
disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Enjoy the fic.
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...between an adventure. Part two
An eery silence filled the room, while the dimness of the lights only helped so much. Two figure where in this room, one standing by the door, having a book open and reading it at an leisure pace. The other one sitting in his chair, he would be looking out the window, if the curtain wasn't closed..the second figure stared at the first with a serious expression.
"Kakashi, report." the man ordered, as Kakashi lazy looked up from his book.
" It's just as we had hoped, he has exceeded both are limits and it seems to hold no bounds." Kakashi stated, as the first figure stayed quite for a moment, thinking about the information he had just received, before turning his attention back to Kakashi.
" This is both a curse and blessing...are you sure Kakashi, I don't want this giving him trouble in the future..." the figure stated, while Kakashi nodded. " We'll then...dose he still have 'it'?"
"Yes, he does...which shocked me at first, but Tsunade confirmed it when she gave him a physical a few day's ago." the first figure raised an eyebrow.
" What did you tell him it was for?"
" We told him is was to check how much the Kyuubi's influence has infected him...which wasn't much mind you." Kakashi stated, as the figure nodded.
" Well done Kakashi, I suppose that you have the list I asked for?" The figure asked, as Kakashi reached into his pouch and pulled out a few piece's of paper and handed them to the second figure. The figure started to look over it.
" A complete list, like you asked. Are you sure this isn't the real reason you put him on the same team as me?" Kakashi asked, as The figure waved his question off...
"Nonsense Kakashi, I would never do something like that...now tell me, do you have a photo of this Tsunami? " the figure asked, while Kakashi reached into another pouch, pulling out a photo and handing it to the figure. The figure looked over the picture and smirked.
" Yes...he has exceeded are expatiations..." The figure said, while Kakashi sighed.
" Honestly Jiraiya, don't you think that we should give him a break?" He asked, as Jiraiya spun in his chair, making it to where his back was now facing Kakashi.
" I'm afraid not, he shall be apart of us and help with 'the book', wether he wants to or not..." Jiraiya brought his hands together and started to slowly move his fingers up and down. " Yes, this is coming along exxxccellently..."
" What is?' Someone asked, as the lights were flipped on full blast. Jiraiya hissed at the lights and tried to cover his face from it, while Kakashi just stood there lazily and looked at the new comer's. Naruto was now standing at the door, Hinata right behind him. Kakashi wondered why they were here, but decided to let it drop. He turned towards Jiraiya.
" If you'll excuse me..." He said, as he walked out the door. He decided not to teleport and enjoy an nice walk reading his new book. He wanted to get to at least the second chapter by the end of the day, when Marth finally realized that his sister is really...
( Do you honestly what to continue to listening to what Kakashi thinks about...if you do, your on your own. These people are already too fucked up for my taste, last thing I need is to be seeing what they think about...except for Naruto.)
Naruto stood there, watching Jiraiya hissed at the lights in a very interesting manner. He wondered what the hell was going on, but remembered why he had come. " Hey Ero-san, can you do us a favor?" Naruto asked, as jiraiya stopped his...errr, hissing and looked at Naruto.
" What is it?" Naruto pointed over at Hinata.
" Hinata-chan would like to train before the Exam final's, but she can't find Obaa-chan anywhere. Can you help us find her?" Naruto asked, as Jiraiya thought about it, before his face dropped.
"Oh shit!" Jiraiya ran out of the room as fast as he could, moving past Naruto and Hinata at incredible speeds. Hinata eyes widened at fast Jiraiya was running, while Naruto just stared in the direction with a bored expression.
" I guess Obaa-chan must be gambling again..." Naruto stated, as he looked around the room, before something came to mind. Naruto's face slowly turned into a grin, as he walked towards Jiraiya's desk. Hinata looked over at Naruto.
" Naruto-kun, what are you doing?" Hinata asked, while she watchedNnaruto search through a few cabinets for something. A minute or two later he found it. Naruto was now holding a large sphere on a purple pillow. The sphere was a crystal ball, shining brightly before them. Naruto placed it on Jiraiya's desk. He examined it for a few seconds, before his grin widened slightly.
" Thought so, the seals I was using were completely wrong, no wonder mine were failing. " Naruto said, Hinata looking at him with a confused expression.
" What do you mean?" she asked, as Naruto looked over at her.
" I've been trying to make one of these for a long time. Turn's out I was using the wrong seals to make it actually work..." Naruto stated with a sheepish smile, before turning back to the crystal ball." While were here..." he raised his hands to where they were slightly above the crystal ball and he started to move them around in the air slowly, his eye's closed.
" Oh great mystical ball...thing. Revel to me the truth, why do kids like cinnamon toast crunch..?" Hinata face faulted, as Naruto opened his eye's and looked into the ball.
" 'Error', what the fuck? How the hell can you get that from a crystal ball?" Naruto asked, as he slumped a bit. " Maybe these things aren't really all that useful after all...:" Naruto stated, his head jerked a bit. He quickly grabbed the ball and put it back into the cabinet, Hinata raised an eyebrow.
"What are you-?" Hinata stopped, as she looked over at the door way. There stood Tsunade with a pissed expression, Jiraiya right behind her. Naruto looked over at Jiraiya with interest.
" How much did you manage to save?" Naruto asked, as Jiraiya looked at him with a half hearted smile.
" Around just about half of it." Jiriaya said, while Tsunade just huffed a bit, before looking at Hinata. Her face formed into a smile.
" Hello Hinata-chan, I heard you were able to make it to the finals." Tsunade said, as Hinata nodded.
" Yes, that's why I wanted to speak with you about helping me train for it."
" Let's go somewhere else for it though." Tsunade looked over at Naruto. " Are you coming Naruto?" She asked, while Naruto looked over at her.
" Sorry, but I need to take care of a few things today and can't waist much time." Hinata's expression slightly dropped. " Can you show me what it is that your doing later so I can help her train as well? I don't know enough of her family clans fighting style to do much , but I can help with medical jutsu and chakra enhancing." Naruto said, while Hinata's face formed into a wide smile.
" We'd be more then happy to." Tsunade stated, while Jiraiya started to fume.
" Why only Naruto?" Jiraiya asked, as Tsunade looked over at him with a glare, before her face slowly turned into a smile.
" Because... you still have all this paperwork to take care of." Jiraiya's face showed an expression of fear, as he looked around the room. Piles among piles where around the room. He looked all around it too see even more were stacked up to his height. Jiraiya could only do one thing at the sight of all of this...
His scream was heard throughout the village.
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" So why are you teaching me this again?" Iruka asked, while looking over at Naruto. Sure, he didn't mind spending time with his newhpe, since he didn't have anything else to take up his time. Iruka was a kind, gentle person. A gentleman in the sense...and that's what screwed him over. Most females in the village didn't really give a shit if you were a gentleman, only if you where hot and mysterious. If you were an avenger, you'd be the first target for most women in this village and that's why Mikoto's child was always being bothered. The fact that he protected Naruto when he was a child did not help matters.
In a sense, Iruka thought that he was never going to get a girlfriend. He excepted it...grudgingly, and went on to working on his career as a teacher. He still kept up with his training, but put most of his free time into studying, learning as much as he could to help his students. He even started to learn a wide variety of jutsu to help the ones that had already become genin ( or chuunin) learn a few more tricks to keep themselves alive. Most of the younger generation actually admired him, hell, they wanted him to be they're sense when they graduated, but Iruka turned them down, saying that he could still help them though...
This screwed him over even more, sense a lot of jounins had to put up with their students saying how great Iruka was compared to them. A lot of the jounins ( half) were females, and ones with a lot of pride in they're strength. But after hearing that a school teacher was stronger then them, well...yeah, they were pissed. The worst part is they spread rumors about him too...Iruka wondered if he was ever going to find someone...
Naruto grinned, as he pulled out a scroll. Opening it, a large object cam out in a HUGE puff of smoke. Iruka took note that Naruto used a smaller scroll to transport a scroll that was the size of himself. Naruto opened the scroll to reveal a list of names.
" Because...I thought you enjoy the fact that you could summon, you know, have an ally when you need them the most." Naruto stated, while Iruka just sighed and walked over to the scroll.
" But doesn't this summoning scroll belong to the Aburmine's?" Iruka asked, as Naruto shook his head.
" My spiders made a copy of the scroll out of they're webbing. This one can still be signed, but you'll only be able to summon one spider and only that spider, so I suggest you give it everything you've got when you give it a try. Oh and you sign your name with your blood, I'll show you the seals afterwards" Naruto said, as Iruka nodded and bent down to read the scroll. He bit his index finger and began to write his name on the scroll. After a minute, Iruka was finished with a smile on his face.
Naruto then began to show him the seals that were needed. Iruka only needed to be shown once what seals where needed. Naruto stepped back, as Iruka began to form the seals. Naruto felt Iruka's chakra levels raise at incredible speeds, Naruto thought that Iruka would have chuunin level chakra, but this...this was something that you wouldn't expect from a guy that sit's on his ass all day grading papers. A small blue aura was now surrounding Iruka, Naruto's eye's widening.
" Holy shit..." Naruto thought, as he watched Iruka slam his hand onto the ground.
"Kyuichose no jutsu!" He yelled, the area was engulfed by a lot of smoke. Naruto moved his hands up to block the smoke from his eye's, as it rushed past him. A few seconds later it settled down to reveal a very interesting sight...Tsukkoi now stood before the two, grinning like a madman, okay more like a seductive smile. Naruto took notice of the many scratches and bruise's that were on her, the other spiders probably found out about Iruka and were trying to get rid of the competition. Naruto was glad that he gave Iruka the one ONLY contract and felt even better when Tsukkoi came out.
Speaking of her, she seemed to be enjoying the attention that Iruka was giving her, her expression forming into a smirk and her walking over to him. Naruto smirked when Iruka's jaw dropped a bit at the sight of .Tsukkoi, only to have her push it back up into place." Are you the one that summoned me?" Naruto could swear that he thought her voice become a little too husk, Iruka just stuttered, before slowly nodding.
" Hmmm...I think you'll do nicely." .Tsukkoi stated, while slowly looking up and down Iruka. " Yes I think you'll do real nicely. What's your name?" she asked, while Iruka was able to compose himself for that much.
" U-Uzu-umaki I-Iu-uka." He said, while .Tsukkoi smiled.
" Well Iruka, I'm Tsukkoi. How would you like it if I became your 'personal' summon?"
Okay, that sounded more sexy then it needed to be. When she said personal summon, she meant it in business terms. Becoming a personal summon is when a common summon takes a liking to a summoner and offers to only be summoned by them. If the summoner agrees, then the person would get the option of either randomly summoning one, or being able to use their private summon. A summoner can have multiple private summons as long as the summons are all from a different species, but they cannot have a boss as a permeant summon, period.
Iruka just stood there, trying to stutter out the answer, but Naruto decided to give him some help." He would love to have you as his one personal summon." Naruto stated, while Iruka got the hint. .Tsukkoi grinned when Naruto mentioned one, knowing what it meant. Iruka just nodded, while .Tsukkoi smiled at him again.
" Well Iruka..." she said, making her voice as seductive as possible. " It's going to be a pleasure working together." she did something that Naruto would have never expected from her...all she did was kiss Iruka on the forehead. Yep, that was a first, most of the time she tried to rape the guys at the beginning but this...
What they didn't know was that Iruka was suffering from chakra exhaustion...meaning it was a surprise when he fell towards her. Not that she minded though, hell, she was reaching for his belt, but Naruto stopped her.
" It's not that, he has chakra exhaustion...he'll be out for a while." Naruto stated, while .Tsukkoi began to pout. She looked over at Naruto, who was shaking his head..
" So, what do we do now?" .Tsukkoi asked, while laying Iruka on the ground. Naruto thought about it for a moment, before grinning slightly...
" I've got an idea..."
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