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When the group had gotten to the Uchiha complex, the boys had gotten into a nerd fight.
Over whose pocket protector was the shiniest.
……………………O.O
The girls and Gaara had gone into the kitchen, to escape form playing Dungeons and Dragons to see who was the……………………………………………………………
…………………….ULTIMATE NERD OF THE UNIVERSE!!!
In the kitchen they had found Cherry Pie that had some 'sugar' sprinkled all over it and some was baked into the crust.
They took it back into the living room where the nerd off had taken place, to see that the boys had calmed down. Liz cut everyone a slice of pie, while two small, yet very evil things looked on with glee.
They ate the whole pie while watching the boys get into another nerd fight.
Over whose pie slice was bigger.
……………………………..O.O
Neji had the most pie and was, for some reason snicker, using a lampshade as a funky hat. The girls joined him, thus creating yet another nerd fight.
Over whose lampshade hat was the most FUNKAY!
……………………………………..O.O
The boys (except for Neji, he was in the nerd fight) watched until Gaara and Sasuke started laughing, and believe me if you have ever heard Gaara or Sasuke laugh before, you know something is ether seriously wrong, or someone's about to die.
SOMETHIN' WAS WRONG, SERIOUSLY WRONG!
This was a known fact when Naruto started acting like Hinata, and Hinata started acting like Naruto.
OMG! SOMEONE HAS DONE A BRAIN TRANSPLANT ON THEM RUN!!!!!!
That, or they've been into the white stuff, NOT Cheese its OR sugar.
They've been into the crack.
The two very evil on lookers cackled with glee at Naruto and Hinata. Stage 1 of the plan was complete.
Picture this: Naruto is poking his fingers together in a Hinata-like fashion, while Hinata was screaming random things at random times and hitting on Naruto.
I SAID PICTURE IT! PICTURE IT YOU FOOL!!!!!
Hi. I'm Bob. Bob the MAGICAL writer. I'm filling in for the original writer, 'cause apparently she skipped her appointment with the Camp Happy Happy Joy Joy camp councilor/therapist.
BOB! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO TAKE OVER MY STORIES EVER EVER AGAIN! DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
-GULP- Yes, yes I do…
THEN STOP!
B-but I d-d-don't w-want to-o.
SUCK IT UP YOU LITTLE WORM!!!!
Yes ma'am.
GOOD! Now that Bob glares at Bob has finished taking over for me, we can get on with the story.
Sakura was apparently in some type of crack induced coma, Neji was screaming about how "PURTIFUL!" he was, Sasuke was sitting down with Sakura on his lap as he licked some kunai he had, Tenten was doing Neji's hair like a hairdresser from 'Barbershop', Gaara and Liz were stuffing their faces with the white stuff,
CHEESE ITS PEOPLE!
Shikamaru was running laps around the house, Temari was painting her nails NEON PINK, and you know what Naruto and Hinata were doing 'cause I said it before I was so rudely glares at Bob interrupted.
Ding Dong
"THE WITCH IS DEAD, WE BBQED HER HEAD! DON'T WORRY 'BOUT THE BODY, WE FLUSHED IT DOWN THE POTTY, AND I CANT REMEMBER THE REST!!!!!" Liz screamed. Everyone turned around and stared at her.
"WHAT?!" Liz screamed.
Sakura got up, finally out of the crack induced coma, and put her hands in front of her face like a chipmunk. She went and answered the door.
"WE RIDE THE SHORT BUS, YES WE DO! WE RIDE THE SHORT BUS, HOW ABOUT YOU?" Sasuke screamed at the people at the door.
"MY SISSIES! COME HERE YOUSE!" Liz screamed, trying to make the futon spin.
Crash
"BANG, UHO, TREE!!!" Hinata screamed as Gaara and Sasuke cackled and took turns licking the pie plate.
"HOLY CRUD! Meg, I think everyone here needs some medical attention…" Jane said (one of my OOC's Meg is too, they are on my profile)
"Yea… should I get Tsunade-sama?" Meg directed to Kiba.
"I think it's wearing off… plus she wouldn't be pleased to know that they were doing crack, I've seen Hinata like this only once before and it was because of crack. I'm just glad that Shino didn't get a hold of some shudder" Kiba said leading Meg and Jane into the house.
"Hey, what's this?" Meg said, picking up a spot of white snickers and smelled it. She started to act like a crazy crack addicted person, but not before Kiba and Jane had had some.
The boys for some reason snickers hard all of the boys had taken off their shirts and were strutting their stuff in front of the girls minus Jane, who was laughing her butt off at Scary Movie 4.
FANGIRL DROOL TIME!!!
A Sasuke in blue swim trunks started to dance with Sakura who was in a red bikini, and so did the other boys and girls. Except for Jane. She had dove into a conveniently placed swimming pool. Here's how things looked, I'll start with the girls:
Sakura: A hot pink bikini
Temari: A yellow polka dot bikini
Hinata: A dark blue bikini
Tenten: A white bikini
Meg: A baby pink bikini
Liz: A black bikini with white flecks
Jane: In all of her clothes, swimming in the pool sigh
The boys:
Sasuke: Blue swim trunks with the Uchiha emblem on the leg
Gaara: Sand colored trunks
Neji: Beige colored trunks
Shikamaru: Sky blue with clouds sigh
Kiba: Red trunks
Naruto: Orange with ramen bowls super sigh
They did the Pop Tango (like the Tango, but more jerky and to pop music) and then jumped into the pool, only to pass out…
CHRISTEN!
Christen: yes ma'am?
We've GOT to get those guys out of there before they drown…
Christen: Yes ma'am, right away ma'am.
"Ugh… where are we?"
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