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Disclaimer: God, stop pestering me, I DON'T OWN IT!!!

"Ugh, where are we?" Sakura said sensing a desire for someone to have an early grave.

"TIME FOR YOUR HAPPY HAPPY FUN FUN SHOTS!!!" A manic woman with wild hair and a large needle.

"Pardon my French, but WHAT THE FANGIRL?!" Sasuke screamed shooting up from the mat he had been lying on, and grinding the lady's bones into dust. Pleasant ne?

Sakura noted the absence of warmth at her back and the voice.

Sasuke looked down.

"I WAS SLEEPING NEXT TO SAKURA?!"

Sakura fainted.

"Ugh, Sasuke, why dya have to be so fangirl-ish-ly loud?" Neji said, standing. He looked down.

"TENTEN WAS SLEEPING BESIDE ME?!"

Tenten, who had just gained awake-ness, fainted.

"Neji, do you want an early grave?" Gaara said groggily, waking up. He, like the ones before him, stood and looked down.

"LIZ?! YOU WERE, I WAS?!" Gaara yelled.

Liz, unfortunately, fainted.

"Gaara, what the halibut is wrong with you?" Kiba said returning from the kitchen.

"Umm, did Meg faint?" Sasuke whispered, inquiring about the fainting trend.

"Yea, I woke up about an hour ago and she noticed me move. She turned around and ended up 1 inch from my face, and fainted." Kiba said nonchalantly while passing the others some coffee.

They gratefully accepted.

"Where's Jane?" Neji asked after silently watching their secret crushes for almost 10 minutes. It seamed that the little run-in with the crack affected their memories, so they didn't recall the make-out (or Icha Icha –snicker-) sessions in chapter 2.

Yep, crack can do that.

-gulp- NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW!!! –shifty eyes-

"I think she is swimming in the aquarium that has a huge 'DO NOT ENTER, SHARK EXHIBIT' sign on it." Kiba said, as the others nodded.

"WHAT THE FUDGE-CAKE!? HINATA?!" Naruto exclaimed jumping up.

Hinata, like the girls before her, fainted.

"Naruto, keep it down!" Shikamaru hissed. Everyone looked at him like O.O

"What, no freak-out about Temari?" Gaara said, missing the screaming. -sigh-

"I'm a genius; I had already figured out that she was beside me. As for her, she's in a dead-faint." Shikamaru said, getting up.

"Oh, that's right, you're a genius. We forgot." Naruto said, scratching the back of his head for his stupidity.

He does that all the time, the little rascal.

"Yea, I'm a genius and you're not so NYAH!" Shikamaru, who will now be referred as Shika, said running in circles like a complete idiot.

Showing his true colors NOW, eh? Hmm, acting a bit like me too. I'm worse though.

You guys think I'm crazy don't ya? DON'T YA?

Mutters: Don't ya wish you're girlfriend was hot like me? Don't ya wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

Friends: -nods their heads- You are a freak.

WHO SAID YOU COULD BE IN MAH STORY? HUH, PUNKS?

Friends a little unsure: -gulps- You did?

Cheerily: Oh, Ok!

Friends: -sweat drop- We deny any accusations of being her acquaintances.

Uhh, back to the story!

I forgot where I was, WHAT A GOOD TIME TO END A CHAPTER!

Just kiddin'. I had you goin' for a mo' there didn' I?

"Wow, a genius are you?" Sasuke said as Gaara went insane.

This happens everyday folks, don't ya go worryin'.

Gaara proceeded to do the happy dance, and for those peoples out there who don't know it, the following presentation tells all about it.

-stars up a video-

In video:

So, you want to learn the happy dance?

-kids on video nod-

Well, look at little Johnny. He is doing a mini-wave with each of his arms, he is turning in circles, his eyes are crossed, and his tongue is protruding from his mouth. This is the happy dance. Another version for adults includes doing a complex dance before bowing down to Elmo, the supreme overlord. Isn't that just swell?

-kids nod and begin doing said happy dance-

Ah, I'm so proud.

-man appears and wipes a tear from his eye-

-same man rips off his fake costume to revel…………………ELMO!!!-

Elmo growls and the camera crashes to the ground.

Video's picture disintegrates

Now you know the happy dance!

Gaara, as said before the video, was busy doing the happy dance. Sasuke was laying behind Sakura and sweetly fingering her hair. Neji was trying to undo Tenten's hair buns, and had just managed to get them undone when she woke from her faint.

Tenten decided to make a move and kiss him. She apparently didn't remember the events from Chapter 2 ether.

Ahh, the bitter-sweet effects of crack…

-gulp- Ya didn't just hear that…

Neji had the same idea, and they met in the middle. Unknown to them the sunset background that Lee and Gai-sensei favor had popped up behind them. Neji had always wanted to know how they did this, and he will never know.

After 2.7 minutes Naruto chose to walk out from the kitchen where everyone was except for the fainted girls, Neji, and Tenten.

"HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! THERE ARE CHILDRENS PRESENT!!!!" He screamed, dropping the glass of milk he had been holding.

Neji just gave him the patented Hyuga Death Glare, which if used by anyone outside the Hyuga clan, could result in being tickled to death by the weakest member of the clan.

Hey. I don't make the rules. Well, actually I do, so NYAH! –sticks out tongue-

Tenten threw a kunai at him, which hit his shirt and continued to drag him all the way back into the kitchen, where he was pined to the fridge.

Neji and Tenten went back to kissing, and slowly the other girls started to wake up. They took careful steps around the couple, except for Hinata, who had to be blindfolded so that she didn't faint again.

They went into the kitchen to find a shirtless Sasuke (fangirl squee), a shirtless Gaara (I faint), a shirtless Shika (more fangirl squeeing), a shirtless Kiba (my friend Katie faints), a shirtless Naruto (my friend Katie faints again), and a shirtless Jane.

SHE HAD BEEN SWIMIN SO SHE WAS IN A BATHIN SUIT!!! GOSH!

Thank god Hinata was still blindfolded, or she would have fainted again. –sigh-

The girls helped fix breakfast with the boys who, because of the size of the kitchen, had to work very close to their crushes.

Neji and Tenten helped to set a table that magically appeared in the 'bedroom'.

Sakura and Sasuke were cooking.

Naruto and a still-blindfolded Hinata were getting out dishes. How Hinata did this, the world may never know.

But, I'll tell ya anyway!

Hinata was using the Byakugan to see through the cloth, but turned it off whenever she thought Naruto was in her line of vision.

WHOOOHOOO! I am, like, so smart!!!

Liz and Gaara were calmly discussing Gaara's sand jutsus and the possible effects if Liz were to use her fire jutsus on it.

Kiba and Meg were making food for Akamaru and Kyoko, while laughing at jokes they told.

Shika was being a lazy as- wait; kids read this, don't they? Bum, he was being a lazy bum. Temari had chosen to join him while he watched the clouds.

Jane had, um… where is Jane?

Christen: She's over there ma'am

In the Godfather (the movie) voice: Good, she's swimming with the fishes…

LITERALLY!!!!

Yea…

They set the food on the table and the two very small evil things (from chapter 3) cackled.

Just loud enough for Gaara to hear.

"Who's there?" Gaara said, whirling around.

"Oh shiz. He heard me." One of the evil things said.

"WELL NO DIP SHERLOCK! ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU JUST SPOKE AGAIN!!!" The second said.

"Wait to go." The first said.

"Oops." The second said.

Two things dropped from the ceiling, one landing on her/his/its head.

"Ouch, why did you release the suction cups?" said the second.

"Oh now you remember what they're called!" The first said.

"WHAT ARE YOU BIMBOS LOOKING AT!?" The second said.

The first slapped the second.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" The second said

"One, if I've taught you anything it is to never call someone a bimbo unless there blond. That only applies to two people here, and frankly only one deserves it. Two, its fun." The first said turning around to revel….

Fun cliffies! R&R or I won't tell you who the things are!!! Please?