Thanks for the reviews peoples! I'll just get on with the story now…
Disclaimer: GOD! I SAID THIS LAST TIME!!! WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I OWN IT NOW?!
"WHAT ARE YOU BIMBOS LOOKING AT!?" The second said.
The first slapped the second.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!" The second said
"One, if I've taught you anything it is to never call someone a bimbo unless they're blond. That only applies to two people here, and frankly only one deserves it. Two, its fun." The first said turning around to revel……………………………………………………………………………………...…...TIFFANY!!! (Inside joke)
The other turned around to revel…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..KIRA!!! (Another inside joke)
They were two very evil, very tiny things. They were wearing Akatsuki cloaks but they're bright blue with Neon Orange flowers. They had neon pink nail polish (a/n: -shudder-) and mimicked Kisame with 'swords' strapped into their backs. Imagine two of the most evil friends you have, shrink them, and put them into these clothes. NOW YOU HAVE OUR NEW CHARACTERS, TIFFY AND KIRA!!!
Now back to the story, un.
"Who are you things?" Shikamaru said, crouching down and poking Kira in the forehead.
"Now I know why Sasuke hated it so much…" Kira said, rubbing her forehead with a disgruntled look on her face. Tiffany glared at her.
"What my accomplice means to say is that we are the P.O.O.S. Squad." Tiffany said, slapping Kira upside the head.
"OUCH! AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACCOMPLICE?! I thought I was your friend." Kira directed to Tiffany.
"What do you mean, P.O.O.S Squad?" Temari said confuzzled. Tiffany sighed.
"People Out Of Story." Kira said cheerily. She got whapped again.
"They weren't supposed to know that!" Tiffany hissed, as she slapped Kira.
"Excuse me, but why is everybody Italicizing in their sentences?" Hinata said removing her blindfold.
"Yea, why?" Neji said, having come up for air a few minutes ago.
"Oh, wait to Italicize!" Tenten said, throwing her hands up in the air.
Unfortunately, she had been holding a bunch of plates and had let them fly when she threw her hands up.
-Pulls out a mike-
Throw your hands up if you know that you're a star
You'd better stand if you know just who you are-
Christine: GET BACK TO THE STORY WOMAN!!!
Don't I employ you?
Christine: -Gulps- Umm, no?
You know that when you end your sentences in 'no' when in France you're saying 'yes' right?
Christine: -Looks around franticly- We aren't in France?
I bet that if you can eat 200 snails I can prove that the world is flat. I'll give you a raise if I can't.
Christine: MUHAHAHAHAHA (cough, cough) HAHAHAHAH (hack) HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS ON!
Now I can get back to the story –straightens imaginary tie-
Everyone watches as the plates fall down in slow motion when all of the sudden (ya know something's coming.) Neo (from Matrix) runs in (in normal motion while everything else is still in slow motion) and dives to get the plates before they crash.
Right at that moment Jane comes in (in normal motion) and 'SQUEE's' and jumps onto Neo and makes him fall to the ground in slow motion. He hits the ground with a 'thud' (no dip) and gets knocked unconscious. For added drama, the plates crash onto Neo's head. IN. SLOW. MOTION.
Tiffany and Kira stare in horror before Neo. They get down on there knees and start crying 'MASTER' and bowing down to Neo. IN. SLOW. MOTION!!
Everything returns to normal motion. STARTING………NOW!!
"SAKURA!! FIX MASTER!" Kira cried, still bowing down to Neo.
"YES! FIX MASTER!" Tiffany cried, no, ordered Sakura.
Sakura, not wanting to initiate the wrath of Kira and Tiffany, went over and healed Neo.
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" Neo yelled, very un-coolly, springing up from the floor after Sakura healed him. Jane was thrown off his back, cause; well… she refused to get off… Yea…
"They are ninjas. We are YOUR HUMBLE SERVANTS!!!!!!" Kira screamed, still bowing down to Neo. Neo took off his sun glasses.
"You've GOT to be kidding me. I call the E.V.I.L. convention and I get you two jokers. You've GOT to be kidding me…" Neo said, smacking his forehead. Kira started crying.
Tiffany, like a good little evil person, smacked her.
"Mr. Neo, we are professional idiots, as well as professional E.V.I.L. people. You have nothing to worry about." Tiffany explained as Kira continued to bow down.
"What does E.V.I.L. stand for anyway?" Liz asked. Kira waved her hand franticly in the air.
"It stands for Every Villian Is Lemons." She said. Tiffany sighed.
"Allow me to do the honors." Gaara said, reaching down and whapping Kira upside the head. By now Kira didn't question it. Sasuke glared at Gaara.
"How could you?!" Sasuke said questioningly as he started tearing up. Cue dramatic music.
"I wanted to do that…" Sasuke said turning away and crying. It was Sakura's turn to sigh as he ran away.
"I'd better go get him before he goes to the zoo and gets beat up by the pandas." She paused to sigh "Again."
She sprinted after him while the others sighed.
Sorry for the late update, you know, school. I also blame the federal government. Don't ask... You know the drill. Review please. -uses puppy eyes- Pretty please?