YAY!! SCHOOL IS OUT FINALLY!!! My authoress name for this story is Kat. YAY KAT!! Stuff in bold is me talkin. I am making my OOC's go home now; I'm too lazy to keep putting them in…

Disclaimer: -looks at lawyers- NO I DON'T FREAKIN OWN IT!!

After Sasuke ran off to the zoo to (not) get beat up by pandas and Sakura ran off to keep him from getting beat up by the pandas

THE AKATSUKI SHOWED UP!!

"Hello." Itachi said smoothly.

ARE YOU HERE TO TAKE NARUTO'S DEMON?! OR GAARA'S?!

"Excuse me?" He looked up at the ceiling.

GOD DANGIT! YOU VERY WELL HEARD ME!

"Yes, yes I did. No, I'm here to see my foolish little brother." He directed it at the ceiling. If the others hadn't heard the girl's voice too he would have looked rather stupid.

WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH SASUKE?!

"It's the third of the month." He stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world.

SO?!

"Sasuke and I have a little get together with the rest of the Akatsuki on the third of every month." He stated like it was the most obvious thing in the world, again.

WHY WOULD SASUKE WANT TO SEE AN EVIL JERK-FACE THAT KILLED THE REST OF HIS FAMILY EVERY MONTH?! HUH?!

"You have a lovely personality."

DON'T SASS ME!!

"You want to say that to my face?"

THEMS FIGHTIN WORDS! I'M A-COMIN DOWN!

Suddenly a smoke cloud appeared in the center of the room.

"-cough, cough- I'm never gonna do that again…" A girl stepped out of the smoke waving a hand in front of her face. "What?" She had noticed she was getting weird looks. She put a hand on her hip.

She was wearing a black off-the-shoulder t-shirt and jeans.

"W-who a-are y-you?" ITACHI said.

The girl pointed a shaking finger at the weasel. "YOU, the great Itachi, STUTTERED?!" Itachi quickly regained his composure. He tried again.

"Who are you?" Itachi said with a smooth, even voice. On the inside he was wetting his pants. She scared him. Dunno why –evil snicker-

"Oh, I'm Kat. The girl that was yelling at you a couple minutes ago." Kat said as she popped a piece of gum in her mouth.

"What was that? The thing you just put in your mouth?" Sakura said, having returned with a bloody chibi Sasuke. Everyone just stared at Sasuke. "Oh, yea. I got there in time to save him from the pandas, but I wasnt able to save him from the chipmunks on the way…"

"Yea, chipmunks are the ultimate evil, next to Elmo and clowns.-shudder- Well, what I put in my mouth was gum." Kat explained with the air of someone totally board.

"Can I have some?" A chibi Sasuke, Gaara, Naruto, Itachi, Sakura, and Deidara said at the same time, walking up to her with hands out stretched. She smiled.

"Of course you can!!" She gave them each a piece of gum. Kiba, Hinata, Tobi, Temari, Shikamaru, Neji, Tenten, the Akatsuki leader (shall we call him Bob?), Hidan, Zetsu, and Kakauzu came up shortly after. Where was Kisame, you ask? Well…

"SENSEI!!" Kira and Tiffany screamed

"LITTLE EVIL PUPILS!!" Kisame screamed in an Australian accent.

"SENSEI!!"

"PUPILS!!"

They ran up to each other and used Lee and Gai's favorite sunset backdrop and hugged.

"Have you been preaching the ways of the Huge Sword?" Kisame said after breaking 3 of Kira's ribs and Tiffany's arm in the hug.

"HAI KISAME SENSEI!" The said in unison saluting, in spite of their injuries.

"Have you been killing people?" Kisame said pulling out his sword. It….was…..made….of….cheese….

"HAI KISAME SENSEI!!" The said pulling out their swords. Kira's…was…made…of….tomatoes…Tiffany's….was….made…of….RADISHES!!!

"You make me proud little preachers." Kisame said wiping away a tear. Kira, Tiffany, and Kisame ripped off their robes to reveal…PRIEST GOWNS!!!! The three then ran around the house smashing stuff up and blessing things like crazy. Hidan fumed.

"IF ANYONE DESERVES TO MAKE A NEW RELIGION, ITS MAH!!" Hidan screamed as he walked into a corner and sulked.

"Yo." Kakashi said suddenly appearing. Kat disappeared.

"HOLY SHI-"

I WILL NOT HAVE THAT SORT OF LANGUAGE USED IN MAH STORY!!

"-taki-mushroom…ARE YOU DOING HERE SENSEI!?!" Naruto said his gum halfway into his mouth. He quickly started chewing it. So fast in fact that…

"-gag- CHOKING HERE! –cough-" Naruto said. He had chewed his gum so fast that he swallowed it.

Now, how much sugar does Naruto eat daily? –pauses-

THAT'S RIGHT, NONE!

So, having swallowed a piece of gum, THAT'S FULL OF SUGAR MIND YOU, would it do what to Naruto?

THAT'S RIGHT!! A SUGAR RUSH!!! SAME WITH ALL OF TEH OTHER NINJA!!

"What the fu-"

WHAT DID I SAY 'BOUT THE LANGUAGE?!

"-dge did you do to them?!" Kakashi asked inching away from Naruto who was currently swinging from a ceiling fan.

I…um…gave them sugar…

"D-"

AHEM!

"-odge ball! COME DOWN AND FIX THEM!!!" Kakashi said tying the ninja's up except for Gaara, who he put in a closet.

NO!

Will Kakashi be able to handle all of those sugar high ninja's? Yes. Maybe. Highly unlikely. No. Review please!! I'll put somthin' special in your stocking –winks-