In honor of the 1 month anniversary of this story, another chapter!! YAY!! In TEH SAME DAY, hope it doesnt suck!!! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: You know what? Today I decided I DO own –glances at angry lawyers advancing- A PAIR OF ARMS! –Lawyers back off- I DON'T own Naruto. Or Nemo. Or Neo. Or the Numa Numa.

Since the last chapter, the ninja's had untangled themselves from the ropes and were attempting to free a chibi Gaara from the closet. Kakashi was too busy yelling things at the authoress that were ALMOST obscenities to notice.

"WHY TEH H-"

OBSCENITY ALERT! OBSCENITY ALERT!!

"-OCKEY DID YOU DO THIS TO MEH?!MEH, TEH ULTIMATE BISHIE IN KONOHA?!" Kakashi screamed ripping his gravity defying hair out in frustration.

Kakashi?

"YES EVIL WOMAN?!"

Its un-bishie like to rip your hair out.

"GAH! MAH BISHIE-NESS! RUINED! AND IT'S YOUR ENTIRE FAULT!!" Kakashi said crying into a hankie and pointing an accusing finger at the ceiling.

Oh cry me a river.

"I think I will!" And so he began crying a river.

GAH! I DIDN'T MEAN LITERALLY!!!!

"Well, you COULD HAVE TOLD MEH THAT!!" He said and stopped crying.

Kakashi…

"WHAT IS IT NOW WOMAN?!"

Alloftheshinobiturnedintochibisandhavestartedaselfhelpprogramittheotherroom! Youlostcontrolofyourstudents, therestoftheKonohashinobiminusChojiInoandLee,thesandsiblingsminusKankouro,the'evilpupils'Kisamekeptscreamingabout,andtheENTIREAKASUKI! You suck!

"Excuse me, BUT WHAT THE F-"

HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REMIND YOU ABOUT THE LANGUAGE BEFORE YOU CUT IT OUT WITH THE FREAKIN OBSCENITIES?!

"-udge DID YOU JUST SAY?!"

-Sigh- I just said 'all of the shinobi turned into chibis and have started a self help program in the other room. You lost control of your students, the rest of the Konoha shinobi minus Choji, Ino, and Lee, the sand siblings minus Kankuro, the 'evil pupils' that Kisame kept screaming about, and the ENTIRE AKATSUKI! You suck!'

"How can you say I suck?" Kakashi said doing a bishie hair flip.

Do not forget the fact that he ripped out his hair.

Uh, Kakashi…

"Yes?" He asked as his non-existent hair blew in a non-existent breeze.

HOW THE MUSHROOM CAN YOUR HAIR DO A BISHIE FLIP AND YOUR HAIR BLOW IN A BREEZE THAT ISN'T THERE, WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR?!

He turned back so she could see him, as he had turned away a moment before, With. A. Full. Head. Of. Hair.

OH. MY. GOSH!! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

"It's a bishie secret, as well as an emo secret. If I told you I'd have to kill you, bring you back to life, and then kill you again." Kakashi explained without blinking.

Yea, ya might want to go in the other room…

"Fine." He said and sulked into the other room, his hair doing the emo/bishie blowing-in-the-non-existent-wind thing.

In the other room there appeared to be a podium where a chibi Kakauzu was standing while the other chibis were seated in chairs placed in font of a stage where the podium stood. He began to speak.

"My name is Kakauzu"

"Hi Kakauzu." The other chibis chanted.

"and I have a problem. I like money." He said tears streaming down his chibi face.

"Ooooooh." The other chanted.

"No, saying that I like money is an understatement. I LOVE money. In fact, let me sing you a verse of a song that I made up showing my utter devotion to money." He cleared his through.

"Tis the season

To get rich

Mulalalala

Lalalala!" He sang. Sasuke stood as everyone clapped. Kakauzu made his way to his seat and Sasuke walked up to the podium.

"Mah name is Sasuke"

"Hi Sasuke." The chibis, and now a chibi Kakashi chanted.

"and I have a problem. Mah whole family's dead."

"Ooooooh." The chibis chanted

"Mah mom's dead, mah father never cared about mah, mah brother killed tem all right in front of mah, and now I have to be an avenger 'cause I want that man dead." Sasuke said a hand clutching his chest.

"What man?" a small voice from the crowd called out.

"TEH MUFFIN MAN!!" He screamed with Flames of the Avenger in his eyes. Sakura threw a blanket over him and walked him to his seat. Kakashi stood and walked up to the podium in all of his chibi glory.

"My name is Kakashi"

"Hi Kakashi" The chibis sang out.

"and I have a problem. I'm a pervert."

Suddenly Jiraiya burst through the wall.

"NONE ARE GREATER PERVS THAN I, THE GREAT, THE GALLANT, THE MODEST JIRAIYA, THE SUPER PERV!!!" He screamed swirling his head around and making his hair swirl like a spinning spiral. The girls giggled, turning back to being non-chibis. Jiraiya snapped his head up. He sniffed the air.

"GIRLS!!" he screamed practically tripping over himself as he started chasing Hinata, Sakura, Tenten, and Temari. He would have chased Kira and Tiffany, but they looked too much like children for him to emotionally scar. The guys stopped being chibis.

The boys went into overprotective mode.

The Akatuski stood around looking board.

Sasuke activated his cursed seal.

Naruto went into his 3 tail demon stage.

Neji activated his Byakugan.

Shikamaru started his Shadow Possession Jutsu.

Gaara, out of pure boredom, got out his sand.

Kiba, out of protectiveness of Hinata, did the Half Beast Clone with Akamaru.

Kakashi, out of protectiveness of his student, built up the Chidori.

Jiraiya realized his mistake, and fled off to spy at the bath house where Tsunade was waiting to beat the snot out of him.

Aww! I wanted to wach you guys beat the crud out of him!!

"You're still here?" Hidan asked looking up from his copy of Starting A Religion: For Dummies.

I'm always here. Always watching. Always waiting.

"You're creeping me out!" Bob yelled from behind Itachi. The weasel face-palmed. Wasn't the Akatsuki leader supposed to be the strongest?

"What do we do now?" Neji asked, rather board.

"I've got it!" Naruto screeched.

"Well, what is it?" Hinata asked.

"…I lost it." Naruto said defeated. Temari whacked him with her fan.

"You never had it did you?" Tiffany asked unsympathetic.

"…No." Naruto said, even more defeated.

"I like this guy!" Kira said and got whacked by Hinata.

"He's mine, back off." She hissed, making Kira fear for her life. She whimpered.

"Don't talk to my little evil pupil like that!" Kisame said picking Kira up like a little baby.

"Yea! I may hate her most of the time, and kick her while she's down, but Kira is like my sister. A sister I want to chop into little tiny pieces." Tiffany said, with Flames of the Avenger in her eyes. Sasuke glared at her and muttered something about her 'stealing his fire'.

"Boy, with a friend like you, who needs enemies?" Kira said rolling her eyes as Kisame set her down.

"You do! Now let's go train so I can grind your bones into dust!" Tiffany said, grabbing Kira's hand.

"Oh joy, not again." She said over her shoulder as Tiffany dragged her off.

"I am SO proud of those girls!" Kisame said as he watched Kira being dragged by Tiffany into a conveniently placed sunset.

"HELP!" Was the last desperate plea that escaped Kira's mouth before the shinobi could no longer hear her.

YAY! Chapter over. What will he shinobi do next? When will Sasuke and Itachi have their reunion? Do I know the answers to these questions? Find out (or maybe not) in the next chapter!!