Sorry for the SUPER LATE UPDATE!! –Gasps for air- Ok, so this story only has one more chap after this one.

Disclaimer: When pigs fly I'll own Naruto.

Some cheeky little kid: -throws Tonton out the window-

THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!

"I'm BORED." Sakura whined after Kira got dragged off. Everyone just stared at her.

Your in a yard, sharing the same space with the Akatsuki. There are two gigantic holes in the wall. There are two pandas in the room. Sasuke's gone completely wacko. Kakashi's a chibi. You have no idea where you are, other than your in the backyard of a house. Three people magically vanished for no reason. WHAT THE FUDGE DO YOU MEAN YOUR BORED?!

"I AM NOT A PANDA!" Gaara and Tenten screamed in unit…units…TOGETHER.

I never said you were. Look in the corner of the yard.

They looked. "GAH! A PANDA!! RUN!!!!" Sasuke, Tenten, Gaara, Itachi, Bob, Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru and Kakashi screamed in unit…units…TOGETHER. Two pandas sat in the corner of the yard eating bamboo that they pulled from out of nowhere. Gaara used Sand Coffin on them.

Aww. Why dya have to go and kill the panda Gaara?

"I hate pandas." He said and a Kat appeared behind him, her fair covering her face, so you couldn't see her eyes.

"AH! THE GRUNGE HAS TWO TWINS!!" Naruto screamed pointing at Gaara and Kat.

"You…hate…pandas…?" She said twitching. "Yes." Gaara said turning around. They were centimeters apart now. "Meep." Kat said and fainted. "Uh…What do I do now?" Gaara said nudging the fainted girl with his foot. "Just leave her there." Itachi told him and the entire Akatsuki poofed away.

"But nii-san, when are we going to have the reunion?" Sasuke asked the sky. He got….no answer. Shock.

"Guys." Shikamaru said after recovering from the panda thing. Everyone waited. And waited. And waited. "WHAT IS IT?!" Temari yelled at him. "I-I k-know w-he-ere w-we a-are." He stuttered. "TELL US THEN!!" Gaara screamed at him in unit…units…TOGETHER with Sakura. "Well…were at the Uchiha Complex." He explained. "And how would you know this?" Neji asked. "Well, for one, the Uchiha fan is all over the wall over there." Shikamaru said gesturing over at wall. Everyone sweat-dropped. Sakura turned to Sasuke. "AND WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK UP ON THE FACT THAT ITS YOU'RE HOUSE?!" She screamed in his ear. Then she turned on her heel and walked away.

"I'm outta here. You guys are weird." Gaara said and poofed back to Sunna to a room filled with paperwork.

"GAH!!!!!" was heard all the way back in Konoha. "Holy crud, what was that?" Ino said, popping up outta nowhere. "-Sighs- I'd better get back to Sunna before Gaara kills people." Temari said "More than usual." She added and poofed over to Sunna. "Yea. I'm going home." Sasuke said. "BAKA! YOU ARE HOME!" Naruto screamed at him.

"Oh yea. Well then…GET OUT ALLAH YA!" He screamed and walked into his room, through the gaping hole in the wall. The others shrugged and left. Even Kat, who hadnt even woken up from the faint yet.

This ISN'T the last chapter, I think Ill do one more before calling it quits. Well, review please! An, sorry for the short chap, any longer and it would have taken me DAYS to finish.