Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.
4 Years later
We present this college degree to our youngest science major, Mr.Ikari Shinji!Come up here lad.
"Shinji was at his graduation day, he was correct he did pass college before he was called to NERV.Good thing too, cause' today was the day the letter came.Shinji made his way to the stand to accept his diploma"
Thank you sir, I would like to thank all of my teachers, my friends who helped me along the way, and especially my dear uncle who raised me to become the man I am today.I am happy that at my young age I have acomplished so much already.I would like to thank you all for this great experiance, said Shinji when he decided he needed to get home to read the letter.
A few minutes later
"When Shinji got home he went straight to the mail box.
(Shinji opened the letter and smiled)Hey uncle!Remember when I asked who you were and you said if I thought you were a beautiful purple haired woman with huge breasts?
Yeah...kind of, why do you ask?, asked his uncle from the kitchen.
Well I just got a letter from my father and he wants me to go to Tokyo-3, and a beautiful purple haired woman with huge breasts is gonna pick me up.
What?That's impossible, your father's a dick, and I was kidding about that woman thing.
Oh really, then why does this picture have a beautiful purple haired woman with huge breasts in it, Huh?
But you didn't read the letter.Look, it says "Come...cause i'm a dick"
Keep wronging me and I wont show you the picture.
What?!You little bastard!Let me see that.(He takes the letter and picture from Shinji)Holy shit!Those are some huge tits!God yes!
(Shinji takes the picture from his uncle)So, i'm gessing I should go pack now, since i've been summoned by my father.
Yeah...i'm gonna miss you Shinji you've been like a son to me..hell!You are my fucking son, i'm more of a father than that dick sucking bastard(he gives Shinji a bear hug)good bye Shinji I will truly miss you, said his uncle who started to tear.
A few train rides later
Dammit Misato why do you have to be so fucking late.I want to get this over with already.
"Shinji was currently at the spot where Misato was going to pick him up.Now Shinji was different than the old Shinji, he no longer had the body of a six year old girl. Shinji knew that in order to attract Rei he needed to look powerful and be brave in all situations like his father(who he hated completely)did.Shinji wore black leather boots, he wore baggy black pants, he wore a black short sleeve t-shirt, he wore a lab coat(science major remember), and black leather gloves, he was ripped for his age in other words he had visible muscles, and his hair style was the same except now he had a ponytail, kind of like Kagi's, he still had his S-DAT, he still has his cello plus a bass guitar(cellos were used in rock songs long ago until they invented the bass guitar that's why Shinji has one, after he left his uncle's house he let his skin turn pale again), his skin resembled Kaoru's seeing as how Kaoru was paler than Rei"
Dammit Misato...
A few blocks away
Dammit kid were are you, cursed Misato as she looked at his picture.He looks like a good kid,she was looking at a picture that looked like the old Shinji.
Back to Shinji
BOOOM!!Sachiel had just steped on the plane he took down.Shinji didn't even flinch he had seen worse things before.SCREEEEECHHHHH!!!
Get in kid!, yelled Misato.
Where the hell were you!
BOOOM!!!
Get in!
Fine!Dammit!
In Misato's car
So...you must be Misato Katsuragi.
Yep, and you must be...Shinji Ikari?What the hell?You look really different than your picture.
Yeah yeah, I know,hey are you gonna take me to my father?
Uh, yeah why...Oh no they're gonna use an N2 bomb!(there's diferent kinds of N2 weapons)Get down!, yelled Misato as she covered Shinji with her body.
"Misato couldn't see it but Shinji's eyes turned ruby red and he used his A.T.field to protect the car(Sachiel was there so if the Magi detect an A.T.field they can blame it on the angel, that was one of Shinji's plans when he uses his A.T.field at full power)"
BOOOOMM!!!
...Nothing, huh?Nothing!The car should be at least totalled, said Misato as she got of Shinji who's face was in between her huge boobs.
Mmmmbbmmb.
Wha...oh sorry Shinji.I sometimes underestamate my breast size.Not.(Misato got out the car and inspected it)Huh, that's odd.My car should at least have some scratches, or dents.(Misato got back in and took out her phone and dialed a number)
Rrriinnngg...rrrriiinngg...rrriiinn.Hello who is this.
It's me Misato prepare a car train for me i'll be at NERV shortly...beep.So Shinji you have the papers with you?
Back on the road
Uh...oh yeah...here you go(Shinji hands Misato some forms which she puts in some bag thing)
Thank you...here this the the NERV manual, said Misato as she handed him the book.
How to find your G spot?, said Shinji as he looked at the book.
Oh sorry Shinji ...here this is the manual, said Misato when she took back the book.
How to find your G spot...NERV edition?What the fuck?
Nag nag nag, is that all you can do?, asked Misato pulling into the train.
Inside NERV somewhere
Uh huh...so uh when are gonna get there, said Shinji after aimlessly walking around.
Shut up...i'm trying to consentrate here, said Misato looking at the map.
That map's upside down Misato.(The elevator door opens up)
Why must you waste our time captain Katsuragi, said a wet suit wearing Ritsuko pushing Misato back in the elevator with her equally huge boobs.
Well you see...uh um ah...
So...is this him?
Yep..he's the third child as reported by the"Marduk institute".(You should all know by now that the Marduk instetute is fake)
A few minutes later on some boat
(Darkness)
It's so dark in here...i've always hated this place, said Misato through the darkness as they got on the bridge.
Turn on the lights!
(Darkness lifts)
Damn that thing's ugly, said Shinji obviously not giving a shit.
A/N:...Yes...