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A few hours after Misato's visit

Okay kid you're free to go home now.(A brave security guard was given the job of releasing Shinji)

Thank you.Now dance for me my slave!Muahahahaha!

Oh my godess!(Yes)

A few minutes after calling Misato

Sup' Shinji.Get in.

Finally.Lets go Misato.

(It's been long since Shinji was driven by Misato, so he took his time to quietly enjoy it...)

HOLY SHIT!!!

Oh come on Shinji I don't drive that badly.

A few deaths later

See Shinji.I only ran over two old people, five children, seven adults, and eight politicly important men.Here we are, lets buy some food.Getting home Shinji's gonna have a little surprize, Misato evily thought.

Yeah..whatever.(Shinji was prepared for her "surprize" so he was gonna buy extra things for the future)

After buying heart attacks on a stick and Shinji's revenge

(The dynamic duo were currently finishing their "food" if that's what you'll call it.)

Hey Shinji why don't you go ahead and take a hot bath.You look in need of one.

Alright.Where's the restroom?

Cool.Bathroom's on left.Oh hellz yeah!He's gonna do it, Misato just sat there and waited for the show to begin.

In restroom after applying first part of revenge

Ahhhhhhhh!Oh my godess!(Yes I will use this from now on)

Back in kitchen

Here we go it's show time, Misato thought as she popped open a beer.

(Shinji ran into the kitchen with only his pants on, and it looked like someone had thrown dark red paint on his chest)

Sssspprrffft!Shinji what the fuck happened!

Mm..iss..ato s..some th...th..thing's in the restroom and it's torn to shreds, Shinji said shakily as tears poured down his eyes.

Oh my god Pen-Pen!(Misato ran full speed to the restroom only to see said penguin waddle past her with an unmistakable grin on his beak)

Ah hahahaha!

Wark wark wark wark!

You sons a bitches you're gonna DIE!

Oh shit!

Wark war!

DIE!!(Misato got a little out of control and started shooting anything in sight, luckily Shinji and Pen-Pen had already dashed back to the restroom)

The next day at NERV

Okay Shinji all you have to do now is strip naked and cover your eyes, said Ritsuko as she took out a digital camera.

Uh...how about you strip naked and cover yor eyes while I run home and hide, said Shinji as he took out a knife.

That's not fai...

I'm sorry Dr. but an Ikari Shinji is needed by the governor in the commander's office, said a nervous looking Makoto who obviously saw the knife and camera.

Okay...Shinji you're free to go.

Thank you for saving me!

Outside Gendo's office

"Shinji was right outside the commander's office.There was a sign reading "Gendo Ikari's office".Shinji couldn't help it, he had to, he couldn't stop himself.Shinji walked inside the office who's sign now read "Gendo Ikari's office of magical rainbows and fun" which was scratched in with Shinji's knife.

Inside Gendo's office

Hey, what's going on?, asked Shinji.

Shinji(If you didn't know, Gendo does call Shinji by his name from time to time)the governor brought an interesting request for you.

Well what is it?

Mr.Ikari i've heard you've been through college, is that correct?, said the grining chunky man.

Yes it is correct.Why do you ask?(Now remember that this has never happened to Shinji before)

You are required to go to school in this city, but since you have already been trough it i've come here with a request.

May I ask what is it?

I want you to prove you can keep your diploma by going to school for a few months.

Uh...alright.What do you want me to do there?

I want you to get straight A's in everything, gym excluded because that doesn't prove your intellegence.

Sign me up then!

Good, you'll be entering in a few weeks.

Woah, why that long?

Apperantly eight of our members were run over by some sort of political murderer.

Wow, Misato did screw up this time.

What was that, pilot, commanded Gendo.

Uh...nothing.

Do you have any information on this?, asked the hopeful governor guy.

Nope, sorry.Hey why don't we start on the paper work.

A/N:...Yes...