Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.
A few days before school
Shit!Those damn cops won't stop chasing me!, said Misato as she stepped on the gas...again.
Misato was currently being chased by cops for something(which you'll eventually find out later)she claims not to have done.She also had Shinji tied up in the trunk.
Hey bitches see this!(Misato flicks them off)You'll never catch me!Ha ha!(Misato's car suddenly somehow goes right through a fence that the cops unfortunately crashed in,I say unfortunately because after pulling the ghost car stunt Misato ran over a few innocent people...again).
At the mall
So Shinji ready to get your school uniform?
Cough cough Bitch!Why the hell did you tie me up?!, said Shinji after being freed.And why did you put pictures of naked people in my face!
That was for an experiment.I wanted to see if you liked older women or younger women your age.
THEY WERE PICTURES OF GUYS DAMMIT!!
Whoops.I guess I put the wrong pictures in your face.But I wonder who I gave the other pictures to?
In NERV headquarters
Maya:Why the hell did captain Katsuragi tie me up?And why did she put pictures of naked women in my face?Even if they are a bit hot.
Back at the mall
Ahh who cares.They probably won't have any significant effect that will end his or her life in the future.
So why did you bring me here, said Shinji who obviously didn't hear her the first time.
Wha...oh.We came to buy your school uniforms...for school.
Why?What's wrong with my clothes?
What's wrong with you're clothes?Oh nothing, i'm sure they'll still give you a decent education looking like a FREAK!You freaky freaky FREAK!
Fine purple crotch, but i'm only changing my shirt.
Alright but you gotta take off that white make up, it makes you look like some gay ass albino kid who's name should be Kaoru.
This ain't make up, and Kaoru's not gay he loves all of humanity.
That's not make up?And Kaoru's a real person?Damn that kid's life must suck, maybe I should run him over and end it?
What?No!I mean!You know what just go buy my shirts so we can get out of here.Besides the police could show up any minute now.
Oh shit, I forgot about the cops.Tiny bastards wouldn't stop chasing me.
Why were the police chasing you?
I donno.Somethin' about mass murdering or something like that.
Damn.You're a mass murderer.
Well at least I ain't some freaky freak.
You know what Misato,You can kiss my ass.
Well you know what Shinji, you suck my balls.
Eeeewww.That's disgusting you hermaphrodite.
That came out wrong...just ignore it.
Wow, wait till the commander hears about this.
AN:...Yes...