Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.
In class that morning
I wonder where everyone is.I can't possibly be that early?Right?
"Shinji was finally in school again, ready to make his friends again.But unfortunatly he somehow got to school a bit to early(The clock read 4:03)"
Three hours later
Finally they came.Why are the girls looking at me like that?Why is that guy looking at me like that?...shit.
Rise, Bow, Sit, ordered Hikari not noticing Shinji who was desprately looking for an escape from being eye candy for all the girls.
Miss Horaki i've told you thousands of times that you don't and shouldn't do that every morning.Our generation just doesn't like to do that anymore, said their boring ass teacher.
Yes sir.I'll stop saying that from now on, said Hikari after being put down like that in class.
Ahh lets see here...here it is, but where's...oh in the corner there.(Clears throat)Would a Mr.Ikari Shinji please stand up front, said the teacher(I don't know this bitch's name).
Dammit.
Up front
My name is Shinji Ikari, I like to play bass and the cello.
Very good Mr.Ikari.Please tell us what you think of our school.
Well I can't really say anything yet.(I hate it!)I guess I can't judge until i'm here longer.I just hope the subject in this class doesn't repeat over and over.
Ahem...thank you, you are very polite.Now, do you have any more to tell us about your self?
Yeah, a little bit.
Go ahead.
Alright.I'm pretty nice and kind to people, but if any of you tiny bitches bothers me i'm gonna kick your asses.Understand.
Eveyone in the room:YES SIR!
Before lunch time
Beep...Hmm I got a message.Click.
"Are you the eva pilot?"
Not this shit again.
"Yes dammit why the fuck do you care...assholes."
Everyone in the room:Holy shit he is!
After school
Damn questions.They sucked last time and they suck now.
Hey...new kid, Toji had the balls to say.
What do you want Toj...I mean dude.
I got something to say to you.
Then say it.
It's your fault my sister is in the hospital.
Why the hell is it my fault?
A pan hit her on the head this morning and now she's in the hospital.
How the fuck's that my fault?!
I...it's...dammit Kensuke help out here.
Hell no, he didn't do anything to your sister, and i'm not getting my ass kicked just cause you're deranged and stupid, said Kensuke after coming out of the background and drifting back in.
Hey Toji, Kensuke.
T:What?
K:Yes sir.
How would you like to be my friends from now on.
T:I don't know.
K:Alright.
I you don't, i'll hang you up by your testicles until they turn black and fall off.
Both:I have plans for those dammit.
Both:Okay Shinji we'll be your friends.
(Angel alarm sounds)
On top of shelter roof a while later
Yes, we're gonna get to see the fight.
In unit 01
Okay Misato I understand the plan, Shinji told Misato.
Outside
I wonder how Sachiel got killed.He was probably mindlessly walking around.Serves him right i'll never forgive him for saying I look like a penis.
Command center
Alright Shinji attack it now that it's mindlessly walking around(That thing looks like a penis)and don't forget the plan, said Misato.
In unit 01
Alright Misato, you want me to shoot the giant purple dick, or stab it?
Command center
Suck it hard!Ah!I mean shoot it!
In unit 01
Misato you've got to stop watching gay porn, it's messing with your brain.
Command center
Don't censor me boy.I'm old enough to watch what I want when I want.You know what fuck this, said Misato as she left the room.
Outside where the battle is finally about to start
Hmm...The link got cut off.Oh well better kick that angels ass.
("Worlds collide"by Powerman 5000 plays in the background)
"Shinji made his way to the angel and kicked his ass, but the angel attacked back"
Hmm...I should've killed it instead of literally kicking his ass.
Shinji decided to stab the shit out of it, and stab the shit out of it he did.Until it blew up.
On top of shelter roof
Did you see that!I caught it all on tape and I...(A piece of the angel's armor flies strait into the camera succesfully breaking it)NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
A/N:...Yes...