Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.

In unit 01

I'm gonna stick my foot up your ass!, yelled Shinji.

Command center

Shinji calm down!, said Misato through the link.I don't know why you want to stick your foot up its ass, but control your self.

Unit 01

Fine.

"Shinji finally remembered that he needed Ramiel's particle beam to damage unit 01 in order for Ritsuko to up-grade it"

Perfect...

Next to Ritsuko

Pssst...pssst...Dr.Akagi, whispered Maya.

What is it Maya what do you need, replied Ritsuko.

Doctor, if the angel manages to damage unit 01 maybe we can up-grade it like you wanted.

Hmmmnn...you're right.If it damages unit 01, remember that.

Unit 00

Sh...Shinji?Was that your name?, said Rei through the link to unit 01.

Yes Rei that's my name, replied Shinji.

Command center

Okay guys we don't know what this thing can do so don't stupidly run at it.Understand Shinji, said Misato trying to stop Shinji(She had a feeling he would try it)from doing what she told him not to do.

Outside

Why the hell am I a fucking diamond.I mean Sachiel's body kicked ass, and Shamshell's body looked like a penis but no they give me a huge diamond as a body.Just cause' i'm pissed I think i'm gonna shoot that purple thing that's stupidly runing at me, said Ramiel as he charged his shot.

Command center

Shinji what the hell!What did I just tell you damn it!

Unit 01

(Gnarls Barkley:Crazy, played in background)

Yeah yeah Misato I know what you said, but frankly I don't give a shit.

Unit 00

Where is that music coming from?Can't anyone else hear it?, Rei thought to herself. Maybe I'm crazy...

Unit 666

Benjamin Disraeli:You don't even know who I am.

Back to the Eva universe

BOOOM!

"Ramiel's gay diamond shaped body was no where to be seen, but what was seen was unit 01's fucked up body...if you can call it a body at all"

Command center

Everyone:Oh my Godess!

Unit 00

"Rei wanted to throw up at the gruesome sight...she was watching the movie Not Another Teen Movie on her screen instead of watching the battle"

I wonder what ends up happening to Reggie Ray?Why does Janie masturbate to that movie?That Italian girl wears the same thing I wear sometimes.Why is Jake's family so messed up?I want Shinji to dress like a banana split for me...Why am I watching this instead of the battle?

"Rei flipped a switch and the screen switched to the battle's end"

"Rei wanted to throw up at the gruesome sight...Shinji's eva was a melted mess on metal, bone, and blood"

(Rei threw up)

Command center

YES!, FINALLY!, yelled Ritsuko in joy.

Fuck are you cheering for dammit?, said Misato after throwing up.

...Shit...nothing, nothing at all.

Hurry up and send a rescue team dammit.We can't waste anymore time.

Fine...party pooper.

What was that!

Nothing, Whoresato(Yes I copied this, SO FUCKING WHAT!!!?).

You...blonde bimbo...MUST DIE!!!

(Shit load of gun shot sounds)

A few fatalities, or hours whichever later

So did you send the rescue team yet?, asked Misato after patching up her platipuss wounds.(Don't ask how a platipuss made its way from its natural habitat to Tokyo-3 to fight Misato it just did)

Uh oh, said Ritsuko remembering she forgot to remember not to forget to remember to not forget to remember to send the rescue team.(I could've kept on going for hours)

Dammit Ritsuko, you suck.

A/N:...Yes...