Disclaimer:I do not own NGE.

2 hours after training started

Well...we're done, said Ritsuko who was...well...surprised.

We're finished?Already!This was supposed to take a whole fucking week!, yelled Shinji who now had a whole actionless week to look foward to.

Yeah I can't believe it would only take two hours.

What the hell am I supposed to do now.

I don't know...go outside and play or something.

Man, you really suck.Why do you even have this job?You should've been fired.

It might be because like Misato I also have big breasts.

You're right, Misato's more retarded than a brain dead monkey...I guess i'll go home now, since there's nothing to do anymore, said Shinji as he headed out of the little training center thing.

Back at home

You're home already?Did you give up, said Misato from the couch.

No, I already finished.

What!That training was supposed to take a whole week!

I know, but all I had to learn were a few seperate buttons.

So what are you gonna do now?

I'm gonna go get some sleep.It's already late anyway.

The next day in Shinji's room

Shinji!Wake up!, yelled Misato.

Wha...why?

The J.A. decided to attack us with an atomic powered robot!

What!They're attacking us!Why!, yelled Shinji who didn't think the J.A. would attack.

They think that they're robot is stronger than an eva.So we need you to show them just how powerful an eva is, said Misato with a grin.

Outside a few minutes later

Bzzzt bzzzzt bzz- what the fuck am I buzing about?I shouldn't even be able to talk, i'm a fucking atomic powered robot!, thought the J.A. robot to itself.

In unit 01

Finally I get some action.

Command center

Alright Shinji.It's very clear to me now, that you'll never do anything I say.So just do what ever you want, said Misato who didn't even bother to recognize the actual danger.

Outside

"Unit 01 takes a big breath that causes it's face to look upward"(think of Godzilla for this sene)

Command center

What the hell is it doing?, asked Shigeru.

Outside again

"Unit 01's mouth restraints pop open and it swings its head foward releasing a powerful looking yellow, orange beam straight into the J.A. robot, turning it into dust"

Command center

Wow...that...fucking rocked!, yelled Shigeru.

Is that the only thing unit 01 can do?, asked Misato.

Nope.It still has a lot more, said Ritsuko.

I doubt it.

What do you mean you 'doubt it'.

Well, how much is he gonna learn in two hours.Not that much if you ask me.

Well it's not about you Misato, it's about me!, yelled Asuka from out of somwhere.

Asuka go fuck yourself where ever you are!, yelled Misato.

Hey assholes, it's all about me!, yelled Shinji through the link.

Meanwhile, in the NARUTO universe

Mmpf...umpf..'slirp'.

Ah, Sakura.Granny Tsunade taught you REALLY well, said Naruto with a happy grin.

'slirp' Thanks Naruto.I do my best, said Sakura with her mouth, and hands covered with baby batter.

I can't believe how good this is!Granny Tsunade sure is a whore, believe it!

This is what you get when the price is right.

Did any of you think that maybe I was horny too, said Sasuke with an angry frown.

Sorry Sasuke but you don't pay me enough, said Naruto.

Dumbass!He was talking to me!, said Sakura who stopped doing her 'job'.

What!But i'm so cute!, said Naruto.

But i'm a GIRL!, yelled Sakura.

Bitch!I was talking to him!, yelled Sasuke who turned around to leave.

Back to eva universe

Did everything just taste 'gay' for a second there?, asked Makoto.

Yeah, I think it did, said Shigeru who along with Makoto went to wash their mouths.

A/N:Wow...this was wierd.I guess NARUTO lovers are gonna hate me now.But, don't get confused, I do like the NARUTO anime.