Juliet was baking in the kitchen today. She was mixing cake batter in a large bowl when she heard a noise. Footsteps.
Juliet saw Artemis out of the corner of her eye. Oh. My. God. What is he wearing…?
Artemis was leaning against the kitchen door. He held several throwing stars, aiming them directly at Juliet. But that's not what she was worried about. She was worried about the fact that Artemis was completely garbed in a ninja costume. His body was covered in black cloth, save for a slit on his face, revealing his narrowed blue eyes.
Juliet sighed. She didn't know whether to laugh or yell at him for disrupting her baking. "Please…Artemis. Take that ridiculas costume off."
Artemis angrily yelled at her in frustration. "You are the fourth person to say that to me today! It is not a costume! It is my stealth suit! Stealth suit you impudent fool!"
He swung five throwing stars at Juliet. She ducked, and the stars sailed over her head, crashing into the cake batter bowl. The impact sent to bowl flying…right onto Juliet's bent head. Cake batter splattered everywhere.
It was time to leave. Artemis sprinted quickly out of the room. But not quickly enough to avoid being knocked in the head with the wooden mixing spoon.
His eardrums blew out as he heard Juliet's shrill cries of agony.
"Arteeeemissss!! I'mmmm gooooiiinngg tooo kiiiillll yoooouuuu!!!!