Butler was sitting quietly on the couch, pouring through his latest copy of Bodyguard's Digest. There was a rustle of movement and a rush of air several feet away from him.
Artemis suddenly rushed into room. He jumped over the armrest of the sofa, swinging a sharp sword in the direction of Butler, giving off a sharp cry.
"Hi-ya!"
Butler sighed. He lazily reached out an arm, not even bothering to look up from his magazine. His fist connected soundly with Artemis's chest, knocking him backwards away from the sofa. Artemis collided painfully with the carpeted floor.
"To slow."
"Dammit!"