-1Riku growled. Hot body or not, he was going to kill Leon.
Why you ask? Well, since it's hard to explain, follow example A.
Example A:
"Welcome to the Chicken Little, home of the famous Chicken jerky burger. How may I help you?"
Yes, Riku stood in the new local café, the Chicken Little. It was times like these that he was reminded of exactly why he went to college. It was so that he didn't have to work at a place like this!
On his head was a giant hat in the shape of a rooster head, and when anyone pulled on the string attached to it, the 'rooster' crowed. Also, his hideous, yellow and red striped apron had a picture of a giant chicken on the front, smiling and waving. Riku's gorgeous hair had to be pulled back into a greasy hair net, and the apron puffed out in the front, making it appear that Riku had a few, 'feminine accessories.'
"Well, mam--" Riku growled. This was the third time today someone had mistaken him for a girl. Did his deep voice not give his sex away? Besides, he wasn't that girly, If one ignored his eye liner and lip gloss as well as his puff out boobs.
"I think I'll have the--" he paused, and Riku rolled his eyes. Couldn't this guy decide before he got into line.
"Hmm… What would you recommend?" The man asked. Riku blinked at him. Personally, he'd never eaten here before. Chicken jerky sounded nasty. Quickly eying the menu, his skilled eyes zeroed in on the most expensive item.
"The chicken steak with egg sauce is good," Riku read, brushing one of his long bangs out of his face. He refused to pull them back into a hair net. His forehead would just feel completely naked with out the silvery strands.
"I guess I'll have the ahhh ahhh ahh-choo!" Riku glared at the man with venomous green eyes as a large pile of gooey snot landed on his apron.
"Ooops, sorry about that!" The man pleaded. Riku ignored him, untying the apron and throwing it onto the counter.
"That's it! I quit!" He hollered, racing out the door and slinging his rooster hat at the owner. He accidentally pulled the string as it left his hand, and the loud crowing of the rooster followed him down the street.
Still don't get it? Why don't we move on to example B?
Riku groaned as he lifted yet another box. Moving crates was a good way to stay in shape, but damn did it take it's toll on him. Riku dropped the box gently onto the truck bed, leaning on it and catching his breath. This job wasn't as bad as that stupid Chicken Job had been, and at least here there wasn't a uniform.
SMACK!
Riku straightened immediately, grabbing his now sore ass. What? Where? Who?
"What the hell?" Riku shouted, glaring into the eyes of his boss… The tall, heavy set man approached him, a grin on his face.
"Don't leave it hanging out there if you don't want to play," he said, smiling and revealing yellow teeth. Riku backed away, grimacing at the bad breath.
"So, do you want to play?" The older, sweaty man asked, stepping so close to Riku that the boy had to bend backwards into the truck to get away. The man pinned him there with two large, calloused hands, his nails black and blue from bruises, bitten down to the core.
"What the fuck do you think you're doing?" Riku hissed, grabbing the man by his short, oily hair and jerking him away. The man only grinned, moving closer and straddling Riku.
"Feisty. I like that in my boys." Riku felt something large and hard pulsating against his thigh and he gagged. He would take having snot hurled at him over this any day.
One of those large hands crept up his shirt, and Riku stilled before he sent the man a dangerous glare. Really, the man should've been smart enough, but he wasn't.
"HOLY SHIT!" Riku's boss screamed in an oddly high pitched voice, rolling into a fetal position and clutching his groin.
Riku walked over to him, smirking.
"Take it and go!" The man shouted, tossing him three hours worth of pay. Riku grinned as he caught it.
Still, it wasn't enough… Riku groaned, his shoulders slumping as he left.
Are you still a little lost? Let us proceed to Example C.
Riku huffed as one of the dogs chewed on his expensive pants. Another one of the miserable animals lifted his leg, and before Riku could stop him pissed all over the lamp post.
Suddenly, he felt something very warm rubbing up against him, and he glared down, only to find one of the younger dogs humping his leg.
"Get off!" Riku commanded, trying to shake the mutt off his leg, but to no avail.
He tugged on the leash, but the dog only whined, humping him harder.
Then, the rest of the dogs started barking, and Riku looked up at a very scared mail man in the process of sticking a letter in a mailbox.
"No, nonononono! Stay!" Riku commanded, his hand tangled hopelessly in the leash.
"Bark bark bark bark!" The dogs lunged at the poor man, who immediately took off running. Riku, his hand caught in the leash, was forced to sprint after them or risk being dragged across the cement.
"Stop, damn you! Stop!"
Still confused as to why Riku is attached to a mob of rabid, horny dogs chasing a mailman down the street? Let us flashback to that morning.
Riku finished his muffin quickly, his mouth watering from the muffin-y goodness. Leon's eyes never left his mouth as the muffin disappeared. Riku gulped. Had Leon poisoned his food?
Riku stayed silent, hoping that Leon had forgotten about their deal. Or maybe not. Riku would gladly do anything, as long as it involved him, Leon, and sexual favors.
"You need to find a job," Leon told him, his eyes focusing on the teen. Riku sighed in relief. For a second there, he had been worrying that Leon might do something cruel, like ordering him to wear a blindfold around the house, so he couldn't stare at Leon's fantastic ass.
"That's all?" Riku licked the tasty muffin crumbs from his lips.
"And you can't come back until you've earned at least enough money to pay for the muffin, my gas usage, rent, and dinner." Riku quickly calculated that in his head, coming up with… A big number.
"Okay, no sweat! Just watch the master!"
Riku counted through his money from dog walking. At eight dollars a dog, with seven dogs, he had fifty-six dollars. Along with the eighteen dollars from the factory, that equaled seventy-four dollars.
Okay, the muffin cost 2.50, lord only knew what gas cost, and dinner couldn't cost more than fifteen dollars. Then there was the rent… Considering that it was Leon, who knew how much that would cost?
Riku fingered his watch, staring at the time. It was nearly five. Nobody would be hiring this late, would they?
Suddenly, Riku had a brilliant idea. Pulling out his cell phone, Riku tried to turn it on, only for nothing to happen. Great, his stupid father must have quit paying for it after he kicked Riku out.
Riku sighed. He guessed his idea could wait until tomorrow. Now, he had to get to art lessons.
Oh wait. He had no phone, henceforth he had no ride. Riku sighed, glaring at the bus stop in front of him.
Yes, once again, Riku would have to face the evils of the bus.
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Leon glared at the clock as he walked to the front of the class, willing for it to stop.
Riku was late.
Leon scowled, trying not to worry about the younger boy. Nothing could happen to someone that thick headed.
But then, Riku had never called him for a ride. What if he was mugged? Or queer bashed? Or what if his father decided to do something else?
Maybe Riku was lying somewhere, in a cold alley, near death…
Leon shook those thoughts out of his head. If Riku died, he would be freaking happy. It was one less annoying teenager in the world.
Suddenly, the door was flung open, and Riku ran in, tossing his bag at his seat and hiding behind Leon.
Then, a cat walked in.
"Mr. Snufflefluffykins, where are you?" A voice called, and as the cat turned to Riku, he whimpered, clinging onto Leon.
The rest of the class just stared. Until, that is, the cat hissed, its fur standing on end. Then Rikku shrieked, clinging onto Paine, while Yuffie quietly moved behind Cloud.
"Riku, take your seat," Leon ordered, attempting to pry the boy off of him. Riku shook his head, clutching Leon's arm.
"That thing," he hissed, "is after me. It wants to kill me." Riku announced.
"Mr. Snuflefluffykins, where are you?" A voice shouted once again.
"HISS!" The cat hissed, extending its claws and leaping at Riku. The boy ducked, which caused the cat to fly right over his head into the shelves behind Leon's desk that held all the pre-mixed paint.
SPLAT!
Leon glared as the purple paint landed on his head, splattering all over his shirt and splattering his hair in the dreadful color.
Riku held a hand up to his mouth to stifle his laughing. A hand clutched his stomach, as he collapsed on the floor in tears of happiness.
The cat hissed at him again, and Leon glared at it. He had half a mind to hiss back, but he could only imagine how Riku would react to that.
The cat froze, backing away from the scary purple monster.
"Mr. Snufflefluffykins! We shouldn't be here! This wasn't our stop! No cat nip for you for a month!" Trapped between Leon's glare and Selphie, the poor animal let out what sounded almost like a whimper.
Selphie grabbed the animal, racing from the room. "Bye guys!" She called back, giggling as she held Mr. Snufflefluffykins in a death grip.
"Meow!" The poor animal wailed.
The class blinked. Then, Rikku stared giggling. Paine smiled. Yuffie burst out laughing, and Cloud started chuckling.
Behind him, Riku kept laughing. "Nice style Leon," he stated, "I never would have guessed that purple was your color!"
Leon bent over, picking up the nearly empty purple paint bucket. He then proceeded to dump the remains over Riku's head, who stared at him, wide eyes in shock.
"My hair!" Riku gasped, holding out a now purple lock.
Growling, he picked up a canister of paint, opening the plastic lid. The rest of the class ran for the door, figuring they needed a safe place to hide.
Riku flung the pink paint at Leon, and it covered his expensive leather pants.
Leon glared at the wet, pink pants he was now wearing. Looking up, he narrowed gray eyes at Riku. Reaching past the boy, he grabbed another bucket of paint, and tossed the lime green paint all over Riku, destroying his expensive tennis shoes.
Riku glared at him. "That's it. This is WAR!"
Cloud, Yuffie, Rikku, and Paine stared, wide eyed as the two hurled paint at each other. It was actually kind of funny.
"What's going on here?" A voice asked, and the four students turned to see Quistis, the head teacher, glaring at them.
"Nothing," Yuffie smiled at her while Cloud closed the door.
"Class just ended," she finished. Quistis raised an eyebrow, not quite believing what she was hearing, but with a flick of her heel, turned and walked away.
"Whew! That was close!" Rikku exclaimed, opening the door and peering back in.
"You're telling me," Yuffie replied, joining the blonde.
Cloud sighed.
"Take this!" Riku yelled, chucking the last paint container at Leon. He glared at his paint colored teacher.
Leon smirked at him, and Riku gulped as the older man pulled out a hidden canister of paint.
"I win," he growled, walking towards Riku. The scared teenager backed against Leon's desk, gulping as his teacher tipper the canister, splashing yellow paint across his chest.
This wasn't fair! There had to be some way to pay Leon back. Riku's eyes widened, and the mischievous boy grinned.
Grabbing Leon by the collar of his shirt, Riku pulled the older man into a bruising kiss, wrapping his legs around the purple haired professor.
Leon was stiff against him, and Riku smiled against his lips, thrusting his hips against Leon's and earning a throaty gasp.
"Brat," Leon whispered against his lips, before he shoved Riku onto the desk hard enough to wind him.
"Ouch!" Riku complained, before Leon captured his lips, slipping a tongue into Riku's mouth and running his hand under the rim of Riku's paint stained shirt.
Riku wrapped his arms around Leon's long neck, his fingers digging into Leon's back, pulling him closer.
"Yuffie, don't do it," Cloud hissed, as Yuffie pulled out her digital camera.
"Sorry Cloud. Yaoi fan girl duty comes first!" With that she took the picture.
FLASH!
Riku moaned in disappointment as Leon pulled away from him, glaring at the doorway. As the warmth pulled away, Riku could feel his erection pulsing, begging for release.
"Why?" Riku asked, banging his head back on the table. "Why?" He asked again, emphasizing it with another bang.
It was getting so bad that he couldn't even dream of Leon fucking him without being interrupted.
"You know," Rikku suddenly giggled. "I'm a lesbian, but even I have to admit that was hot. I think you gave Cloud a hard on!"
Cloud glared at her, and Yuffie's eyes sparkled. "Yay! Threesome!"
Leon took Yuffie's moment of distraction to grab her camera, and he shoved it into his desk.
"All of you get to your seats before I fail you," Leon commanded, turning to Riku. "That includes you," he said, pointing.
Riku snorted, gracefully lifting himself from the wooden desk. "Yes professor," he smirked, walking within inches of Leon.
Leon pointedly avoided Riku's eyes as the boy walked back to his seat. Yuffie was scowling, clearly missing her camera.
The rest of class was surprisingly silent. There were no snide remarks from Yuffie, no sexual innuendos from Riku, no complaints from Cloud, and no giggling from Rikku.
All in all, it was very refreshing.
"Class dismissed," Leon told them, picking up his bag to leave. Riku ran after him, his bag swung over his shoulder.
"Leon, you owe me for the hair," he growled, poking the taller man in the chest. Leon raised an eyebrow, looking at the boy skeptically.
"I don't owe you anything," he replied, calmly turning and walking away. Riku stalked after him, a tired frown on his face.
Leon walked to his car, and digging through his pockets, he pulled out his keys, about to open the car door when Riku grabbed him.
The younger boy was comfortably warm against his back, and his arms clutched Leon's waist tightly, crinkling the paint stained fabric.
"You're right. I owe you, a lot. Thanks."
Leon stiffened. Riku usually was flippant and arrogant, and he even though Leon had only known the boy a short amount of time, he had a feeling the Riku was very prideful, much like himself.
Leon brought an arm up to cover Riku's, stroking the paint covered skin gently. God, the boy was so unbearable, but moments like this made it all worth it.
Turning roughly in Riku's grasp, Leon gazed down at the boy and wrapped his arms around Riku's shoulders. They were covered in dry paint of so many different colors that they were basically a giant gay pride symbol, especially with the pink and purple.
Riku stood on his tiptoes, closing the space between both their mouths. The two of them stood there, colorful badges of gay pride, basking in the warmth of each other.
Surprisingly, Riku was the one who pulled away first.
"Leon," his voice was almost a whisper as he buried his head in Leon's neck.
"What do you want?" The older man asked, his hand absentmindedly stroking circles on Riku's back. The boy shivered, leaning closer to the older man.
"Do you want to go out on a date?" Leon paused, remembering what a complete disaster their first 'date' had been. Then he thought of the boy in his arms. 'Wouldn't it be horrible, to reach the end of your life and realize you've never lived?'
"You're paying," Leon smiled into the younger boy's hair, nearly laughing as the younger boy let out a muffled groan of anger.
"Leon," green eyes looked up at him, "you better be kidding."
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Riku nearly sobbed as he handed over his money.
2.50 for the muffin…
30.00 for the rent…
20.00 for gas…
74.00-52.50 equaled… (Hey, there was a reason for him not majoring in math!) 21.50!
"And I'll take the rest for you being a pain in the ass," Leon announced cruelly, snatching away his hard earned cash.
"Hey!" Riku complained, "do you know what I had to go through to earn that money?"
Leon shrugged, pocketing the cash, and turned to the oven.
"I got spit on, hit on, leash burns, and had to apologize to the mailman," Riku insisted.
Suddenly, a small noise caught his attention. Riku strained to hear it, suddenly noticing the shaking in Leon's shoulders.
"You-you're laughing," Riku said in awe, and then he put two and two together. "You're laughing at me."
This only caused Leon to laugh out loud, throwing his head back and leaning on the counter.
"It's not funny!" Riku insisted. Honestly, being dragged around by a bunch of rabid dogs wasn't his idea of a good time.
He walked up to the hysterical man, poking him in the arm. "Cut it out!" He insisted, only to cause Leon to explode in a fresh peal of laughter.
"Fine. I'll give you something to really laugh about!"
Riku tackled the older man, his thin, nimble fingers attacking Leon's stomach, sides, and knees. Riku smiled as he watched the supposedly invincible man being beaten by something as simple as tickling.
Riku burst out laughing as Leon pinned his arms to the counter, his free hand tickling every sensitive spot on the teen's body. Riku writhed and wiggled, vainly attempting to escape the older man's grasp. Twisting his arms, he freed up a hand which he used to mercilessly tease Leon's sides.
After what seemed like hours but could really only be seconds, the two collapsed, exhausted, on the counter. Leon wrapped an arm around the smaller boys shoulders as Riku heaved and laughed all at the same time.
Slowly, Riku rolled over to stare into Leon's eyes, and watch the smile lighting the stoic man's face.
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"Cloud honey, what do you want for dinner?"
"Pancakes!"
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Ding Dong
"Sephiroth! It's lovely to see you here again. You look so handsome? How's the military going?"
"It's nice to see you too, Aeris. Is Cloud here?"
"Yes, hold on a second. Cloud! Sephiroth's here!"
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"Oh dear, I really must by some more pancake mix."
"Hello Cloud."
"General Sephiroth."
"You needn't salute Cloud. You're not in the military anymore."
"Cloud honey. I don't have enough pancake mix. You'll just have to give your share to Sephiroth!"
"What? God hates me!"
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"MOM!" Kairi called, running all over her rather large house.
"DAD!" She called again, locking all the doors, if only to buy herself sometime.
Hmmm… It appeared that no parents were present in the vicinity. Kairi smiled, a naughty smile, one that promised mischief.
"Sora, you can come out now!" Kairi whispered, and the closet door opened, Sora crawling out.
"No parents?" The spiky haired teen asked.
"No parents," Kairi replied, walking silkily towards her boyfriends.
When the cats are away, the mice shall play…
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"Squall, I think I love you," Rinoa stepped off the stool. She had been Leon's best model, and everyone loved his art, when it had her in it.
"Squall, I love you." She was more sure of herself now, fingering the ring that hung around her neck, Griever.
Did he love her? Leon looked up at her, the random woman he had picked off the streets, just because she was pretty. The woman who had grown on him, the child who had showed him how to live.
"I love you too, Rinoa."
And her smile, that delightful, playfully naïve smile. Squall just couldn't help but smile back at her as he gathered her in his arms.
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Riku quickly sorted through his underwear. Which one to wear? His Mickey boxers… Nah, too childish. White briefs? Too plain. Suddenly, Riku's fingers caught on a slim, silky black thong. Riku raised an eyebrow. It was sexy…
Meanwhile, Leon nervously adjusted his shirt, straightening the tight, dark blue fabric. Rinoa had always insisted that this color brought out his eyes…
Riku hopped around, practically pouring himself into the skin tight black denim jeans, his free hand lathering his hair with finishing cream. So much to do… So much to do… He couldn't believe he was going on a date with Leon!
Leon nodded, listing all the places Kairi was listing off to him over the phone. Places to go… The State Fair sounded… Well it didn't sound miserable. Besides, he had never been to a state fair before. It would be a new experience, for sure.
Riku hurriedly pulled on his skin tight, red t-shirt, following it with a high necked black vest that zipped up the center. Glancing in the mirror, Riku adjusted his hair. It had to look perfect (aka, like he hadn't spent anytime doing it.) Running a brush through the drying strands, Riku quickly pulled on a pair of black tennis shoes. He was almost finished!
Leon stared at the large assortment of boots in his closet with raised eyebrows. He really needed to get some new shoes… Digging through his closet, Leon finally pulled out a pair of blue and white tennis shoes. Sighing, Leon slipped his feet into the unused shoes. He couldn't believe he had actually agreed to this.
Racing into the hall, Riku ran straight into Leon, inhaling the fresh smell of the man's intoxicating cologne.
"I take it you're ready," Leon said, steadying the younger boy. Riku nodded, trying to ignore the feeling of Leon's bare hands on his arms, or the way Leon's navy blue shirt brought out the blue in his eyes.
The car ride was quick and fairly painless, well, compared to the unusual couple's other car trips…
Riku unbuckled his seat belt and bonded out of the car, Leon following behind him. In the warm glow cast by the fair's lights, Riku's denim clad legs looked almost edible.
The night was fresh and exciting, with Leon dishing out money to buy Riku his favorite treats, and trying a few himself.
"Riku, why must you insist that I try this 'Fried Twinkie?'"
"Come on Leon."
"It looks disgusting, and unhealthy."
"Live a little Leon."
"Fine. I'll eat a piece if you do."
"On the count of three. One, two, three!"
"Disgusting!"
"…Whatever. Riku, are you going to eat the rest of that?"
"Have it. I think I may be sick…"
They also enjoyed the carnival rides.
"Ohh, The Upchucker. That one sounds fun."
"I'm not riding that."
"What are you, chicken?"
"Says the boy who's afraid of a cat named Mr. Snufflefluffykins."
"This will be the last ride."
"You said that before the Topsy Turvy, the Magic Carpet, The Jack Sparrow, Neverland, and The Eliminator."
"Leon, if you don't ride it now, you'll spend your entire life wondering what it would have been like."
"…Whatever."
Of course, they couldn't pass the games.
"Look, a giant stuffed Mickey!"
"No, Riku."
"Oh, it only costs a dollar."
"No."
"Vender, I'll have one ticket."
10 dollars later…
"Told you these games are rigged. It's impossible to win."
"Oh yeah, why don't you try Leon?"
"…Fine."
"Folks, we have a winner!"
"…I hate you."
And finally, they headed to the fair grounds to see the animals.
"Animals stink."
"…"
"I mean, the only place I like pigs are on my plate beside my eggs."
"…"
"The smell is horrible, isn't it Leon? Leon?"
"…"
"Leon, wearing ear plugs is not funny!"
"…"
Anyways, Leon and Riku were having an all around good time until they got to the pig wrestling. Now, usually the two city slickers would have been able to pass by unnoticed, but that night the prize for catching the biggest, fattest, meanest hog was none other than-
"A Trip for two to Disney World!"