But the chaos wasn't over for Cornelia. There was still Andross to deal with and they had lost three of their four men from Star Fox. So the chief convinced Mario and Samus to join and gave them immediate in-air combat training, but Samus seemed to have some experience so her lessons weren't required. Now they just needed one more recruit. He sent Samus on a mission to find a fourth recruit. Samus agreed and she left on Slippy's arwing. She flew for a minute or so when she heard a sudden noise and it didn't sound very good. It came from somewhere inside the arwing and she had to quickly find an open spot to land without harm to any innocent bystanders. She was able to find an island a few hundred miles away from base. The steering system was going down and so was the arwing. It was turning and heading straight for a local park. Samus decided she had to evacuate the ship. So she quickly grabbed the ship's only parachute and jumped out of the backdoor. She then pulled open the parachute and she began to soar down. While flying in the brisk, cool air, she saw the malfunctioning ship crash into an indoor basketball court. She soon landed on a grassy field near some children's play equipment. She hurried up and got out of her parachute to see if anyone was hurt. When she got there she saw the arwing half-buried into the ground.

She was busy looking at the damage that the arwing had caused when she felt a tap on her shoulder. She looked behind her and saw a brown bull wearing a basketball jersey. "Yeah, do you know who was driving that ship over there?" he asked and pointed at Slippy's arwing.

"Yeah, you're looking at her. Sorry." she answered.

"Well, you just ended our one-on-one game."

"Look I'm sorry is there any-, wait where's your opponent?"

"He's under the vehicle." the bull calmly responded.

She was in disbelief for a few moments, but then she remembered that if someone is really under there, they could be killed! So she took off her helmet and got out her grappling hook. She then clenched on to the largest part of the arwing left from the crash and pulled at it. After a lot of effort, she was able to move it half an inch. "Ah, this damn thing won't budge!" she yelled in exasperation. "Could you give me a hand?" She turned around and looked at him to see if he was listening to see him looking at where her butt was before she turned around. "HEY! WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?"

He looked up acting like he was paying attention and zoomed towards her, "My name's Kobe Beef, fine pleasure to meet you ma'am, what's your name?"

"Since when does this guy have a western accent?" Samus thought to herself.

"Darling, are you still there or are you just baffled by this?" he asked pointing to his biceps.

She pondered for a moment, "Man, this guy is a creep but he does have a nice body. Also, I should at least answer him for ruining his game by destroying the hoop and flattening whoever his opponent was." She then took off herAfter a couple more seconds Samus replied, "The name's Aran, Samus Aran."

"Well very nice to meet you, ma'am. Would you care to join me for some coffee?" he asked her.

"But what about your friend under the crash? And what about the bent basketball hoop?"

He smirked and responded calmly, "Oh let me fix this place up for y'all." He then bent back the basketball hoop to a 180° angle, picked up the largest arwing part, and rescued the white wolf that was playing him. When he walked closer to Samus, she realized that he had barely broken a sweat. "Now why don't we go get some coffee?" he asked her. She nodded in reply and they began walking the two blocks to the nearest Starclucks. Neither of them said a word, until Samus remembered her mission. "Hey, um… Kobe,"

"Yup," he said.

"I'm sorta, on a mission right now form the Cornelia Base and I was sent to find someone to join us on a journey to defeat someone." she told him. She decided to use the term "someone" so he would have more confidence than if he found out it was Andross.

"Why sure, if it's gonna help the base. But who is this someone you guys have to defeat?" he asked her. Samus was afraid he'd ask that.

She gulped nervously and mumbled, "Andross,"

Just as she suspected he had a strong reaction to this. He looked surprised and tense, but then he was smiling again. "Well, why the hell not! I can't leave you alone to beat Andross!"

"Actually, I'm not alone. You see, Fox McCloud and Mario of the Mushroom Kingdom will also be there. We just need a fourth person because well the base had a tragedy several days ago with Team Star Fox." she informed him.

"Oh wow, so you're that Samus! Yep, I read all about that in this morning's newspaper! Well then, it'd be an honor to join y'all to beat that no-good Andross!" Samus blushed and then thanked him.

When they reached Starclucks, both of them instantly were in awe by the long line in front of the cashier's desk. The last person in line was on barely inside the coffee shop. So they looked for another area where they could buy coffee, but the only places nearby were Burger Queen and Carl's Sr., and they wanted high-quality coffee. So they went to the back of the line and they were outside of the building. After an approximate twenty minutes, they were finally at the cashier's desk. So they both ordered a latte and they found some seats. They socialized for a few minutes and then left.

"So, how are we going to get back to Cornelia Base?" Samus asked the muscular bull. There was a moment of silence.

"Well, there's the harbor." Kobe offered. "We could try to find a boat or something." They agreed and called a cab. Before they stepped in, they were able to hear a baseball game on the radio and the sound wasn't faint. The radio was at full power. Inside the cab, Dribble and Spitz (Wario ware Inc. series) were in the driver's and front passenger's seat.

"Where to?" Dribble asked them.

"Main harbor." Kobe told the cab driver. Kobew tried to converse with Samus, but because of the loud announcing on the radio, Samus thought he was narrating a baseball game. So he stopped trying to talk because of loud volume of the game and moments later they arrived.

Spitz told them, "That'll be $5.65."

Kobe checked his pockets but couldn't find locate any money except some loose change. He counted the change and it added up to just $.84. "Could you spot me a few bucks?" he asked Samus.

"Sure." she said and gave him five dollars. Kobe gave Samus the change and they began looking for a boat. Most of them had already left or had just arrived. The only one left was a gigantic one named E. Gadd's Titanic. Soon a short man with large glasses and a goofy smile came out from the large ship and people began rushing in; some asking him questions before they went up. Soon nobody was asking him any questions, so Samus had her chance to ask him for a ride. "Excuse me, sir. Do you know if there's any way we could catch a ride on this fancy ship?"

"Probably, but most people paid in advance. You see this is said to be the return of the infamous Titanic, which crashed into an iceberg and only about 700 survived. Everyone thought is indestructible, but it wasn't. However my dear, this is invincible." he answered.

"I see, it sounds like you know a lot!" she exclaimed.

"Of course," he answered her, "because I am the founder of this magnificent beauty. I am Professor E. Gadd at your service."

"Wow! So do you think I could get on?"

"Of course, but it will cost you $16,000 per person to get on third class."

"WHAT! SIXTEEN GRAND!" she yelled in disbelief. She then began stroking his old hair sensually and asked him, "Are you sure there isn't another way I could get on?"

He laughed hysterically and said, "Nice try Miss, but I'm gay so that won't get you anywhere."

The man was irritating her. She sighed. "Hey! Kobe!" Kobe Beef ran over to her and he whispered something into the bull's ear. His face didn't show much optimism by what she whispered, but he still agreed.

He then mimicked what Samus did to E. Gadd, and he was definitely aroused. After some more fake seduction, they were able to get two third-class tickets for just $50 each. The satisfied Samus and disgusted Kobe then boarded the ship and it set off for a dock which happened to be right near Cornelia Base.