A/N: This is the first of my series of oneshots in the DarkToshi pairing, because you don't see enough of this incredibly hot pairing.

I was watching the episodes about the school play late at night… That's the only way to justify this story… Plus, you know, a pissy Satoshi is always incredibly cute…

NOTES: Short and fluffy, DarkSatoshi, OMG NOT SATODAI :0, shounen-ai, slight OOCness, set before they have the play for the cultural festival, after Satoshi receives his costume.

Rating: T (for safety purposes only)

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Satoshi was incredibly upset.

Not only did he have to stay late after school to practice for the play, but practice took so long, he had to walk home wearing his costume because he had to get ready for tonight's warning letter from Dark. He was sure Niwa was just as happy about this afternoon's practice as he was. Niwa had no chance to change either, meaning he had run even farther than Satoshi in a dress.

Satoshi sighed, removing his purple wig and flopping down on his bed.

"Rough day?" A familiar teasing voice came from Satoshi's window.

Satoshi turned to his window and glared at the intruder, "Go away, Dark."

Dark took this as a greeting and stepped through the window into Satoshi's small room, "Daisuke had it worse. He walked all the way home in a dress. At least he had the wig, though, so he didn't look like a crossdresser."

"Don't you understand the term 'go away'?" Satoshi grumbled, burying his head in his pillow.

"I still have half an hour to kill, and bugging you is fun!" Dark sat down on the bed next to Satoshi with a grin on his face.

Satoshi groaned and rolled over onto his back.

After a few moments of Dark staring at Satoshi and Satoshi staring at his ceiling, Dark decided to speak up.

"Satoshi, has anyone ever told you that you look adorable when you aren't scowling or trying to put me in jail?"

"What do you mean?" Satoshi sat up to face the phantom thief with a scowl on his face.

"Just what I said," Dark shrugged, "You also look quite cute dressed like me. Mockery is the highest form of flattery."

"Satoshi narrowed his eyes, "Why you little--"

"Calling your guests names isn't very nice," Dark joked, smiling happily.

Satoshi sighed and leaned back onto his pillow, "It's been about ten minutes. Aren't you going yet?"

"Nope!" Dark grinned.

"If you don't go soon, you'll disappoint your fangirls."

"I'd rather be fashionably late."

"What exactly are you here for?" Satoshi sat up again, still scowling.

"Didn't I tell you already? I'm killing time!" Dark cocked his head.

"Why don't you talk to Niwa?" Satoshi asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Daisuke's sleeping," Dark replied sadly.

"I would like to sleep, too, Dark. Have respect for your enemies."

Dark stood up, "Well, I'd better be going!" He stooped down and pressed his lips against Satoshi's forehead softly.

Satoshi jolted up, knocking Dark out of the way slightly. "What was that?"

"A goodbye kiss!"

Satoshi glared at Dark for a second before Dark's lips met his. Satoshi's mind took a second or two to register that he was being kissed. Despite Satoshi's struggle to fight his instincts and pull away, he wrapped his arms around the phantom thief's neck and kissed back.

"See you later, 'Toshi! I've gotta go steal a painting. Be back later and we can pick up where we left off," Dark winked and stood up, walking to the window, "You wanna come with me? We're just going to the same place, after all."

"I have to change," Satoshi replied, undoing the buckles that went up his left arm.

"A strip show! I can be late for this!" Dark turned around fully and sat down on the floor, staring at Satoshi with glee.

Satoshi sighed, "Get out."

Dark grinned, stood up and jumped out of the window. He transformed Wiz into his wings and flew off to the museum.

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YAY OOCNESS! Review, don't flame, please. If you do, your flames will be used to make instant cup ramen.

RESPECT THE UBER HAWTNESS THAT IS DARK X SATOSHI!