Disclaimer: Characters are not mine

Warnings: Marluxia/Vexen, Akuroku, OOCness, maybe other pairings, language, crack

HA! You people didn't think I'd get this finished by Christmas didja?? Hahahaha well I proved you wrong! Actually I proved myself wrong too XD I didn't think I'd finish this either. Then again that was because I had the whole issue with my lappy's hard drive dying and all that. But! Here it is! And I pray that I have the next chapter up and finished before Christmas (I'm working on it right now along with a Akuroku Christmas fic!) Anyway I'm sorry if it's kinda blah. I have been typing this out in the living room where my family is. Hahah I'm so screwed if they read over my shoulder. Nya. Anyway I do hope that you enjoy it. I tried to keep it cracky. And yes. The Vexen song I came up with it myself after a very cracky rp with my friend Eia. It's a bit rushed because I was typing it quickly but I still like it!

Comments and reviews are welcomed; try not to be so harsh though, I am being rushed to get this done by Monday!

Christmas Chaos

Chapter 2: Mistletoe and Planning

The observational report entry #173 (part 2) of VI: The entire place soon became decorated. Not all of us were very pleased with what eight and nine were doing, though I must admit the trouble the mistletoe caused brought on much amusement. Except when I was caught under it with Xaldin. That was a most disturbing experience. But still, everyone did have interesting experiences with the various decorations.

By late afternoon, the hallways were free of Axel and Demyx, but they had most certainly left their mark. Streamers, ribbons and mistletoe in hidden places adorned the walls and ceiling. Xigbar was most irritated with all the decorations hanging from the ceiling; he kept running into them.

"Man! I can't believe they keep putting those things in my way!"

Xaldin sighed looking up and watching as Xigbar became tangled in some streamers. He repressed a snicker.

"You could try actually walking on the ground like the rest of us."

"As if!"

Xaldin rolled his eyes and watched as Xigbar then ran into some bows and bells. He snorted in amusement as the other cursed and fought his way through them.

"Dumbass."

Marluxia, meanwhile, was most intrigued by all the mistletoe that he found when wandering about the hallways. He poked around at the strange, green plant in wonder, trying to figure out what kind of plant it was exactly and didn't notice Axel and Demyx pushing Vexen towards him. The blonde scientist ran into Marluxia and growled irritably at the two who had pushed him. Axel and Demyx smirked wickedly while Marluxia blinked in slight confusion. Was he missing something?

"Um, what's going on?"

"You two are under the mistletoe!"

"The what?"

"The green plant!"

Marluxia looked up at the plant, examining it again.

"Is that what it's called? How interesting…"

Vexen sighed and rubbed his temples, he didn't want to ask, but he knew he needed to find out what the hell these two were up.

"So what exactly does that mean, eight and nine?"

Their smirks turned into big grins and suddenly, Vexen felt very, very afraid. He now regretted every coming out of his lab.

"It means…"

"That you two…"

"Have to…"

"Kiss!"

The two laughed while Vexen twitched, his face stricken with horror. Marluxia continued to gaze at the plant, now finding it even more intriguing.

"Amazing, so this plant has the power to make the two people who stand under it, kiss?"

Axel paused in his laughter and shrugged.

"Uhh yeah, sure, we'll go with that. So anyway, since you're both under it, kiss!"

Vexen shook his head and began to walk away quickly.

"There is no way I'm going to participate in such an activity. I should have left earlier like number twelve did."

Axel smirked and tsked. Looks like he'd have to resort to their back up plan after all. He turned to Demyx and nodded.

"Demxy, the song?"

"It's ready!"

"Do share it then."

Demyx grinned, quickly tuning his sitar and began to play a very light and cheery melody.

Vexen the snowman

Was a really chilly guy!

He had no heart but he sure was smart

And he makes pickles all day!!!

Ohhhh Vexen the snowman!

He's giving me an evil look!

And I just can't stop, because this song rocks

And I'll add he's Marluxia's bitch!

Vexen slowly turned around, staring at the two. He twitched, and walked over towards them. Axel was covering his mouth, trying not to burst out with laughter. Demyx grinned and looked up at Vexen who had various expressions going across his face. First there was anger, then shock, followed by disgust and then of course horror. His hands clenched into fist and then unclenched. Marluxia was giggling madly and clapping.

"Oh bravo you two! Very creative, it's so very fitting for Vexen!"

Vexen turned and glared darkly at Marluxia, deciding that anger was the best reaction to that humiliation, but then looked back sharply at Demyx. The kid must die.

"Run."

Demyx pouted, a bit afraid of the look Vexen was giving him, but more concerned with the reaction at his song. He thought it had been good…

"You didn't like it? I thought it was catchy and then Axel had-"

There was an unsettling chill that filled the room, Demyx shivered and looked down to Vexen's hands. He squeaked lightly in fear and turned, quickly heading for the end of the hall.

"Axel! You said he wouldn't do this!"

"Well…I assumed wrong obviously!"

The two raced out of the room, but still ended up with some icicles on their back and hair. Vexen stood there, twitching irritably and then stiffened up when he felt Marluxia wrap his arms around him.

"What are you doing eleven?"

"You know four, I'm hurt that you were really so against kissing me! It won't be something you'll regret you know."

Marluxia gave a somewhat seductive smirk and Vexen turned his head to face him, eyes narrowed.

"Eleven, there is no way that I will be-"

Before he could finish speaking, Marluxia leaned in and captured Vexen's lips. The blonde's eyes widened in surprise and didn't register that Marluxia had moved him so that he was facing him now. He attempted to push eleven away, but Marluxia just smirked slightly and pulled him closer, pressing their bodies together and deepening the kiss. Vexen soon felt himself relaxing and his eyes slowly closed. Before he knew it, he was kissing Marluxia back.

At the end of the hall, Axel and Demyx peered from around the corner. They smirked triumphantly as they saw the two kissing and quietly tiptoed away. When they were far enough they started laughing.

"I can't believe it!"

"What? That they're actually kissing? And looking as though they enjoy it?"

"That one of your plans actually worked! I mean we got Marluxia and Vexen and Xaldin and Saix all to kiss under that stuff! It really worked!"

Axel frowned and whapped Demyx lightly on the head.

"Yee of little faith. My plans always work."

"Then how come you can't get Roxas?"

"Ouch, that's low man, really low."

Demyx bit his lip and gave Axel a look of apology.

"Sorry, but I was just making a point…"

Axel sighed and looked down. Demyx did have a point, but little did the nocturne know that he had been able to kiss Roxas the night before. He smirked slightly at the thought. It wouldn't be long before he did have the blonde to himself. He would just have to finish readying everything.

"C'mon Dem, we still have things to do! Xaldin and Xigbar finally got the tree, right?"

Demyx nodded, "Yeah. Though, I think they decided that stealing it from Christmas Town was easier than determining how to cut it down."

Axel rolled his eyes but then shrugged.

"Ok, well we need to decorate it so that everything will be complete."

"Then do we have the party?"

Axel nodded, smirking slightly. The party would be the best part of all of this. Assuming he could get Roxas to finally give up playing hard to get and if they could get Xemnas drunk. It would be something they'd all never forget. Well, unless they became completely shitfaced.

Xemnas shivered as he started to get another bad feeling. He twitched, knowing who was causing this feeling.

Axel and Demyx.

He calmly got up and walked to the door of his office and locked it, knowing that this would be the only safe spot in the castle. But, as soon as this whole ordeal was over, Axel and Demyx would be dealt with severely. And nine would more than likely lose his sitar. Never again did Xemnas want to hear a Christmas song or deal with this foolish holiday.