Disclaimer: Characters aren't mine.

Warnings: Slash galore pairings galore! Everyone will make out! XD Except Larxene, she did leave after all. She certainly missed out! Hehe. language, crack, OOCness, insanity and even, dare I say it, sap!

I know I said that this would be the final chapter, but I just…I had so much to write that it needs to be four chapters! Ugh! Luckily though chapter four will be short and is almost finished anyway so yeah. But I hope you all are still happy with the result of this! I worked really hard!! Three days! Not writing the entire time but still…please, please give me feedback. I've hardly gotten anything from chapter 2 and I was kind of upset because it made me think that nobody read it. So, please! I've worked really hard to have this done by um, today.

Oh yes and the bit with the Rudolph song: Umm everyone seemed to agree that the song would be the best to annoy Xemnas. Sooo that's why I did it. Plus it was requested many times ; So yeah! There ya go!

Enjoy and Merry Christmas!!! Chapter four will be up soon!

Christmas Chaos

Chapter 3: Party Chaos

The observational report entry #173 (part 3) of VI: The tree I will admit was, nice and very captivating what with its bright lights and…shiney decorations. Plus, while they were decorating, it kept them busy for a good three hours, giving most of us a nice time of peace. Xemnas hadn't been seen since the first singing incident. I think he stayed locked up in his office, though eventually, Demyx and Axel got him to come out for the party. Ahh yes…the party. What an interesting experience that had been. Though I'm surprised I can even remember it all. Of course, there are some things I wish I could forget…

Three hours passed before Axel and Demyx completed the tree. They had 'borrowed' all decorations and lights from Christmas Town, though the elves had put up one hell of a fight, and it looked beautiful. Demyx was sniffing an odd looking liquid that Axel had brought back with him after getting the decorations. It was an odd off white color and he couldn't tell if it was milk that had gone bad or something else.

"Axel, what exactly is this stuff?"

The red head glanced over at him and shrugged.

"I dunno, but I saw a few people pouring bourbon in the stuff so I figured that if it's meant to be alcoholic there's no way it can be bad!"

Demyx furrowed his brows and sniffed at the stuff again.

"Are you sure? Because it smells weird and,"

He sipped a bit and made a face of disgust.

"It tastes awful."

Axel sighed and took the bottle from him, setting it on the table next to the bourbon.

"It'll taste much better once we mix those two together, ok? Now, let us go fetch everyone!"

Demyx nodded and the two split up, running through the place to gather everyone. At first, they both received no's in response to their invitation to the party, but with the mention of free alcohol, just about everyone said yes immediately. Except for Luxord. He felt the need to taunt and tease Demyx before giving him an answer.

The musician pouted each time Luxord shook his head and said no. He had been trying to convince him for ten minutes now when it only took five for the others.

"But there will be drinking and, and singing and it's gonna be fun!"

"Mmm nope, sorry. Still don't think I'm convinced."

Demyx sighed, "Come on Luxord! We'll even play card games! And if you're worried about the mistletoe I'll tell you were it's all hidden so you can avoid it!"

Luxord smirked and leaned down towards Demyx, their noses touching.

"What if I want to be caught under it with you?"

Demyx stared at him, a light blush on his face.

"H-Huh? W-Well um…"

Luxord closed the gap between them and gave Demyx a quick kiss.

"I think I'll go now."

Demyx was a bit dazed and nodded slightly.

"Kay…"

He walked down the hall, still out of it, and ran into Axel who was standing outside Roxas' room, debating about knocking or not. He looked over at the dazed Demyx who had run into him and blinked.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Nothin'…"

Axel raised a brow but decided to just drop it. Demyx stared at the door for a moment and then looked back at Axel.

"Did he slam the door in your face?"

"No."

"You haven't even asked him yet have you?"

"…..No."

Demyx sighed and knocked on the door, then hurried down the hall, not giving Axel a chance to do the same before Roxas answered. Axel sent a glare down the hall, even though Demyx was long gone, before looking at Roxas.

"A-Ah hey Roxas!"

Axel's hands fidgeted nervously as Roxas just stared at him.

"What do you want Axel?"

"Well we're having a Christmas party in the main corridor and I wanted to come let you know so you would um come and join in!"

"I think I'll pass."

"There will be spiked eggnog!"

"I don't drink."

"There'll be music."

"I'll pass."

Axel bit his lip, he had to think of something, anything to get Roxas to come to the party! After all he put mistletoe everywhere just so he would get a chance to kiss the boy again!

"We have a Christmas tree all lit up and decorated!"

Roxas hesitated, something about the thought of a Christmas tree and being with everyone just seemed right. It had to be one of Sora's memories but even so, it intrigued Roxas. He looked up at Axel who seemed to look desperate in trying to convince him. He sighed and looked away.

"I guess I'll go for a little bit."

Axel's face brightened.

"Great! You won't regret it!"

Roxas just nodded and went back into his room. Axel grinned and started down the hall. Now he wouldn't have to kill Demyx.

"Awww it worked out after all!"

Demyx stood there grinning and Axel nodded, his grin getting bigger.

"Yup. Now we only have one person left."

"I don't think we'll get Xemnas to go…"

"Well we have to. I want to see him loosen up and get shitfaced."

Demyx laughed lightly.

"Well that will be interesting, guess we'll give it a try."

The two ventured down to Xemnas' office, determined to get the superior to the party. They knocked on the door, not expecting an immediate answer of course, and then tried the door knob. They weren't surprised to find it locked, in fact it was another thing they expected.

"So should we just transport in there or do you think he'll be expecting that and have some sort of trap?"

Axel shrugged, "He probably has a trap, so we have to lure him out."

"How?"

"Christmas carols of course, duh."

"But what if he finds a way to block out the sound?"

"He won't. The annoyance will be too high and he'll think only about destroying your sitar."

Demyx hugged his sitar and took a step back, frowning.

"No! I don't want him to destroy it!"

"Don't worry, don't worry, he won't. We'll grab him and drag him to the party before he can do that."

Demyx still looked worried but took a hesitant step forward.

"Alright, if you're sure Axel. So what song should I play?"

Axel tapped his chin in thought, going through various Christmas carols in his head. Which one would be most annoying to Xemnas? Shame they hadn't rewritten one like they did for Vexen, but then they might have actually gotten seriously injured.

"Hmm…oh! I know which one will be perfect! Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer!"

Demyx tilted his head.

"Why that?"

"Well first off it's about a cute animal, which would make Xemnas cringe, and the echoes in the song can be pretty damn annoying."

"I guess so…"

Xemnas sat at his desk, waiting for the two who had knocked to break the door or to randomly appear in the room. He would be ready for them. Yet so far they hadn't done either. They were planning something else, they had to be. It was too quiet. He carefully stood up and crept to the door, just to see if he could hear what they were planning.

Demyx fixed his sitar, tuning it quickly and picked out a few chords to pick the right tune. He looked up to Axel and nodded, showing he was ready. Axel grinned,

"Remember, play it loud."

"Right!"

His fingers strummed over the chords as he played the opening melody for the song. Xemnas heard the music and looked in horror. They weren't going to sing again. No they couldn't! He forbade them from doing so!

Demyx's voice followed the tune and he sang the song, Axel providing the echoes.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer! (Reindeer)

Had a very shiney nose!

And if you ever saw him,(Saw him)

You would even say it glows! (Like a light bulb!)

Xemnas twitched and clenched his fist. Those bastards! They were going to make his to torment him with this crap!

All of the other reindeer (reindeer)

Used to laugh and call him names (like Pinocchio)

They never let poor Rudolph (Rudolph)

Join in any Reindeer games (like monopoly!)

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Santa came to say (ho ho ho!)

What the hell was this crap?! It was awful! And so damn cheery! Why the hell would a reindeer have a red nose? And why would they play games? What the fuck was this madness?

Rudolph with your nose so bright

Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then all the reindeer loved him

As they shouted out with glee (Yippee!)

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer)

You'll go down in history (Like Columbus!)

Xemnas threw the door open, a deranged look on his face as he snarled at the two in front of the doorway.

"Youuuu!"

"Hey there Xemmy! Liked our little door to door caroling?"

"Kill you!"

The two just smirked and snatched both of their superior's arms and dragged him out from his office. He fought them, yelling curses and threats but the two just laughed, ignoring the promises of having their entrails ripped out and burned, and took him to the party.

"Careful if he bites you Dem! I think he might have rabies!"

Axel grinned and they shoved Xemnas through the door and closed it tight after taking a quick look to make sure everyone was there.

"I will make you both pay with so much pain and suffering!"

"Aww, Xemmy, that's not the holiday spirit! Come on, relax and have a drink!"

Axel held up a glass with the spiked eggnog, grinning. Xemnas stared at him darkly,

"Like I would really accept a drink from the likes of you, Axel."

Axel chuckled and shoved the glass in his hands anyway.

"Ah loosen up, we're having a party!"

He smirked and then wandered over to hand out drinks to everyone else. Xemnas stared down at the glass in distaste. He would not drink this. Especially since Axel made it. He raised the glass and sniffed it.

"Hmm…doesn't seem too bad. Perhaps it's safe…"

He glanced around at everyone else. Seemed everyone except Roxas was drinking the stuff and so far no one had fallen over dead. He sipped at it and blinked with surprise. It was actually, kinda…good. He drank a bit more.

"Huh, guess this is alright after all."

He stood back and watched his subordinates act like idiots while he drank.

"It seems four and eleven are becoming closer."

Marluxia pulled Vexen towards him and kissed him deeply. Xemnas raised his brows in surprise.

"Very…close indeed."

Another gulp of his drink and he looked elsewhere. "Must be because of that plant stuff," He had heard about the mistletoe stuff that Demyx and Axel had put up, so he glanced up to make sure there wasn't any above him. So far he was safe. He would just stand there and make sure that nothing happened to him.

Roxas stood near the large and bright tree, staring at it in wonder. He was captivated by the beauty the tree held, just because it had some lights and decorations. Was this why Sora loved Christmas so much? He barely noticed that Axel slipped his arm around his shoulders.

"Looks good, ne?"

"Surprisingly, yes. You two did a nice job."

"Aww gee, thanks Roxy!"

Roxas rolled his eyes but didn't seem as annoyed as he'd usually be. He looked up at Axel and sighed.

"Axel, why did you do all of this?"

The red head looked down at him and blinked,

"Because! When I learned about it I thought it seemed pretty cool and I thought it might be kinda fun for all of us. I mean, look at everyone! Even Xemnas seems relaxed! Though that could be because he's on his third glass of eggnog, but still. We may not have hearts, but we should still enjoy the life that we've been given. Even if it seems pointless to go on at times."

Roxas stared at him, a bit shocked at Axel. Who knew the rambunctious idiot could actually be kind of deep? He smiled lightly and actually leaned against the tall red head. Axel looked down at Roxas in surprise, but said nothing, just held the boy closer. This hadn't exactly been according to his plan to win the blonde over, but it worked well enough anyway.

But he was still determined to get a kiss sometime tonight.

Demyx, meanwhile, was happily playing music on his sitar for everyone, not really drinking much of the eggnog. He still found the stuff nasty. Axel had put the reindeer antlers on his head again, but he didn't mind so much. He was just happy to be playing music for everyone.

"Beautiful music you play, luv."

He looked up in surprise to see Luxord standing over him, his blue eyes holding a somewhat wicked gleam. A blush crept onto his face as he remembered what had occurred earlier. Luxord smirked and leaned down, grasping Demyx's chin.

"Don't forget why I came to this thing."

Demyx shivered, feeling nervous with Luxord's lips so close to his own.

"U-Um..r-right."

He spoke almost breathlessly, which just made Luxord's smirk grow. The blonde pulled away, giving Demyx's antlers a little flick and then walked away. Demyx bit his lip and then quickly, but carefully, set his sitar down and followed after the blonde.

He didn't catch up with him simply because someone collided into him. He looked over to find a very red faced and drunk Xemnas stumbling about.

"E-Er superior?"

"KINGDUM HARTSSS! Gives me sum yer powrrr!"

Demyx stared at him in shock. Xemnas was completely shitfaced. Axel's plan had actually worked again! Xemnas stared at Demyx, wavering and trying to focus his eyes. When he seemed to comprehend it was Demyx, he actually smiled. The musician took a step back, finding himself frightened of his drunken superior. Xemnas reached out and grasped Demyx's wrist and held him there.

"Demex! Yous…yous gotta…gotta…play a song!"

"S-Sure sir, whatever you want."

"m gonna sing!"

His eyes widened and he slowly nodded.

"A-Alright I'll um go get my sitar then…"

"Hey hey wait!! Gotta..gotsa ta tell ever'one ta listen!"

Oh god Axel was going to love this. He nodded and made sure that Xemnas was able to stay balanced on his own and then hurried over to Axel. He knew Axel would be irritated for ruining the moment he was having with Roxas, but, it was worth it.

"Axel…"

"Go away Dem."

"No Axel, seriously, you have to-"

"Dem…"

"Xemnasisdrunkandisgonnasing!"

"Dem I-Wait what? Seriously?"

Axel turned around, startling Roxas, and looked at Demyx.

"Did you say what I think you just said?"

Demyx nodded and pointed over to the table Xemnas was leaning against. Axel grinned,

"Oh god this is perfect! Go get your sitar and I'm going to pick out the perfect lyrics for him!"

"He might be too drunk to read…"

"All the more interesting it'll be."

Demyx laughed and went over to ready his sitar and helped Xemnas over to the middle of the room. The rest of the organization watched in amusement as their leader was stumbling and spouting off random things. Zexion, Lexaeus, Marluxia and Vexen even managed to pull away from their embraces to watch their leader act like an idiot. Saix was actually laughing.

Axel ran over with a music sheet for Demyx and Xemnas.

"Ok, start the song!"

"I don't think it's gonna be much of a song…look, he can barely hold the paper. How many drinks has he had?"

"Enough, heh."

Xemnas was moving the paper in his hands and then looked up when Demyx started playing.

"Oh oh…I know 'is one!"

Xemnas began to sing, his words slurred together and his singing horribly off key. Everyone winced and covered their ears. They couldn't even comprehend what he was singing, but they weren't going to stop him, even though it sounded awful. The fact that he was starting to dance and really get into it was way too amusing to miss.

It soon got better when Xemnas just started making up his own lyrics. All of which had to do with Kingdom Hearts.

"Ohhh Kigudum harrrtsssss!!! I luv you! Oh ohhhhh! Giiiivvveee me powah!"

Axel had tears rolling down his face as he laughed. He knew he was dead if Xemnas ever remembered this or found out about it, but it was totally worth it. Roxas was even laughing with him. All the better!

Xemnas swayed, his arms up as he sang about his beloved kingdom hearts. He was in mid sentence when he finally paused and fell forward. Lucky for him Saix caught him.

"He's out."

"Completely?"

"Yes."

"Think there's any chance he'll remember this?"

"Lets hope not."

Axel nodded and Saix picked Xemnas up. Xemnas seemed to snuggle against Saix like a child and muttered a few things in his drunken sleep. Saix blushed lightly,

"I'll just um take him to his room."

And he quickly left the room, Axel snickering.

"I don't think we'll be seeing the two of them for the rest of the night."

"Did Saix actually blush?!"

"Amazing what alcohol can cause, ne?"

"Yeah…"

The other members began to scatter about once again now that their main amusement was gone. A few ended up leaving, mainly Vexen and Marluxia and Zexion and Lexaeus. It wasn't hard to figure out why. Axel went back to flirting with Roxas, trying to get the other boy to respond like he wanted while Demyx was now finding himself hesitant to go near Luxord. The only other two left were Xaldin and Xigbar who had spent most of the night arguing and bickering. They were still arguing and it was becoming obnoxious. Not to mention it was totally ruining the mood for Axel and his 'get Roxas to finally want me' plan.

"Well at least I'm not hairy!"

"I maybe be hairy, but I'm not going grey."

"Why you sunava!"

"Guys! Guys! Come on now!"

Axel walked over to them, placing his arms around their shoulders.

"This holiday is supposed to be happy and without arguing! So how about a truce?"

The two glared at each other and while they did that, Axel shoved a headband that held mistletoe on Xaldin's head. He grinned and pushed them both together.

"Now kiss and make out! Err..up!"

They looked at each other in horror, Xigbar twitching slightly.

"As if, dude! There's no way I'm kissing this ape!"

Xaldin growled and pulled Xigbar close. The other looked at him in surprise and confusion. Xaldin smirked and pressed his lips against Xigbar's, kissing him roughly. The sharpshooter's eye widened but he found that he actually was starting to enjoy it.

Axel watched and smirked.

"Damn I'm good."

"You know, you're acting more like its Valentines Day since you're trying to fix everyone up," Roxas said from behind him.

The red head turned and grinned, "I'm just bringing people together! That's what this holiday is about, ne?"

Roxas rolled his eyes and walked past him, Axel quickly following. He wasn't going to let the blonde leave just yet! Not without that kiss!

He grasped Roxas' wrists and pulled him into his arms.

"Axel what the-"

"Aren't you having a good time though? I mean, I wanted to make this special for you too you know…"

"W-What?"

Roxas looked up at him and Axel smiled gently.

"I know how much you hate it when I'm always groping you and stuff but I just really want a chance with you is all."

"But we don't have…"

"Hearts? I know…but for some reason I don't think it matters. Can't you look past it too? I promise I'll be less annoying if you finally just give in. Plus, I know you're just playing hard to get."

He gave a wicked smirk and Roxas blushed glancing downward. Maybe it really didn't matter that they didn't have hearts. After all, thanks to Axel and his party (and mainly his well placed mistletoe) a lot of the others had ended up together. He just needed to stop resisting whatever it was he knew he felt for Axel.

"I-I guess…I guess you're right Axel," He said softly, looking back up into Axel's eyes.

Axel smiled. Finally! Not only had Roxas admitted he was right about something (a very nice bonus) but he was finally going to have the boy to himself!

"So this means that I can-"

He was immediately cut of by Roxas throwing his arms around his neck and kissing him abruptly. He blinked, a bit in shock, but held the other and returned the kiss.

Talk about a Christmas miracle.

Demyx smiled as he watched his friend finally get the one thing he wanted most. He was a bit surprised that Axel didn't actually have to get Roxas drunk, but he knew that the blonde wouldn't have trusted any kind of drink from Axel, especially at a party. But still, he finally got his wish, though Demyx was still a bit sad. He knew that now Axel would probably only want to be with Roxas, which he understood, but that still made him feel a bit sad and lonely.

He sighed and then jumped when he felt a pair of arms wrap around him. He looked up to see Luxord with a lazy grin on his face. He was obviously a bit drunk, maybe even more than a bit seeing as how his eyes were a bit glassed over.

"Erm, yes, Luxord?"

"Thought you were looking a bit lonely, luv, so decided I'd make my move and take my prize for comin' here now."

Demyx for once actually knew what he was talking and smiled. He leaned up to kiss the other gently then pulled away.

"You'll get more when you're sober."

Luxord smirked, "Then sober up I shall, luv."

After that, the party finally died down as they left the corridor. Surprisingly, things had gone well. Perfect even. And Axel could only hope that Xemnas wouldn't remember much of the party and would let them celebrate the holiday again. Though, singing Christmas carols would probably be permanently banned. Poor Demyx, he had been having fun with them.

He sighed and held Roxas close to him, intent on enjoying the rest of the night with him. Because, he had a feeling that the next morning wouldn't be as pleasant.