Disclamer: No I do not own Naruto...damn wish I did though

Summery: It never stops...

Parings: SasuNaru, GaaNeji..and yes ItaNeji

Warnings:Mention of Mpreg, Yaoi, Crack,OOC

Flashback Ho flashes!!! dude the colors...um yeah.

Jerry Calls: Court Dates 2

Yes our blond was sitting in the courtroom with his boyfriend again, they found Gaara and they found Itachi as well as Gaara's brother(Well what was left of him..and we do not want to mention what happend to the little figurine he always had with him), Now the redhead was charged with other crimes.

Neji spent most of the time talking to the media who now swarmed the court building when Gaara went missing along with the others, light blue eyes looked around and sighed his boyfriend was glaring at his brother who was suddenly healed from his injuries and looked better then ever. Naruto did not want to think about what it the doctor charged for that to happen..matter of fact he noticed that the doctor went missing.

The day was started out fine, Naruto hugging Sasuke as the dark hair man ran his hands through the blonds hair and they were just about to have some time to themselves when Itachi walked in.

Sasuke growled the normal 'mine' as he covered Naruto who was half dressed and all red and the older dark haired man raised an eyebrow and smirked at the two before walking closer making Sasuke growl 'mine you lanky basterd' and Naruto could have sworn his boyfriends eyes were red for a moment.

"Um..Itachi..what happened to your wheel chair? and cast?" Naruto asked as he was the only one at the moment in the room who thought it was stranged that the crippled older male was standing not to long after being found in a dark room under the courthouse chained to a wall...with Gaara holding a flame trower and pipe.(We are not goign to think about what those things were for you come up with that yourselves).

"I am just a perfect healer..something my brother can't even do..I mean look at him he hasn't even gotten over the pe-" Itachi never got to finseh what he was going to say beacuse he now had his brother pouncing on him and using his wonderful hair as a noose.

"DIE DIE YOU TEST TUBE REJECT!!" Sasuke screamed as the flashes of his trauma went through his head, Naruto wonder why he never got the medication the doctor said Sasuke needed before pulling his boyfriend off his brother who was now going blue..blinking as he looked at the older man Naruto had to say he even turned blue normally..not the spotty blue people tend to trun but blue all around.

"Itachi please do not talk about you know what..remeber what the doctor said" Naruto said sighing as the older man cought his breath, taking Sauske in the other room Naruto said calming words to him before letting his boyfiend lay on his chest sucking his thumb.

Yes that was not a good day it got worst when Itachi went and made a sandwhich in front of his brother, Naruto never wanted to see if Itachi could hold a high scream...(Very high the people in the house three doors down from what the police report said).

Looking at the witness stand Hinata was on, Naruto smiled at his friend as she spoke to the lawyer in front of her. the blond knew that his friend was on something just to be up there but it did not show since she has been on something all her life so her outside apperace could fool anyone.

Lawyer: So you are saying you knew about your cousin affair?

Hinata: Yes...I mean how can I not know when he and Itachi was doing it on my bed..and the counter and the tub and the..

Naruto blinked as Hinata kept listing places and wonder how Gaara did not know since he heard one of the places was behind Gaara when they all were at the movies.

Sasuke eyes lit up with some of the ideas as he looked at the blond next to him and held his hand the layed it on his problem building up with a small smirk on his face at the cute blush that was now on Naruto's cheeks.

Neji finally came into the court room and noticed everyone eyes were on him and all had a look of awe in them, shaking his head he sat behind Naruto and Sasuke who was now closer and the dark haired man seemed to be turning red.thinking nothing of it Neji looked at Itachi who gave him a sexy smirk with swollen lips.

Neji now heard what Hinata was saying and paled as he slowly looked at Gaara who was now glaring at him, he knew he should have gave her more potent stuff.

Lawyer(who was now pale):..Um..that would be all..

Hinata: But I did not mentioned what they used...now lets see that double edge Dil.

Neji slumped over in his chair since now all his secerets where out thanks to his drugged up cousin, he was thinking of sueing AA since what ever they were doing did not work he forgot the fact that he gave his cousin the things.

Gaara was now clawing at the table as the things that went down with him not there and the things that happened when he was around was told to everyone, glaring at the older man who had a fat lip the red head noticed Neji used some of the same things with him...

TBC..

Well nothing was told since that flashback came to me...I mean I even want to know what the Peanut butter thing is but Sasuke wont tell me...--;

Also I am sorry it is so short..it came to me and I had to write it before others came..it's scary.0o