AN: This is like, the third story I wrote. Wow. I thought I'd never get this far. Anyways, and I usually do, Yaoi. If I get ANY reviews from people who are sasunaru haters, I'll kill myself. (JK) Jokin'. So, I love people who give GOOD reviews. Who actually likes the stories, or types of stories.

Rating Change: It's going to be rated PG- 13 instead of X. There is some sexual content tough so maybe I'll raise it or… no… Ah whatever! XD

Disclaimer: I'm a girl who love the guys, loves the Anime, but! Don't fucking own, don't fucking sue.

Warning: Yes, there is Yaoi. As my saying goes, if this isn't you cup of tea, don't drink it! If you don't like guyXguy love please don't read any further. But anyways, let's get started!

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Kiba reached for the handle and the door swung open. Standing right there was a wet, fuming Uchiha.

"Kiba…." Sasuke hissed out. The raved stepped towards the dog boy. "Sasuke, uh, I was just talking to Naruto! I- I would never steal him from you!" Kiba backed away.

"Sasuke- Kun! Don't hurt him! He's telling the truth! Let him leave!" Naruto stood up out of his chair.

Sasuke looked over at the blonde. He looked like he was on the verge of tears. "Naruto. Are you just defending him? You are? Aren't you?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"No Sasuke! No! I would never tell you a lie!" Naruto started running to the raven. "Sasuke! He's my best friend! Please!"

Kiba turned around. 'Naruto… You do like him. Don't you?' The blonde clamped his arms around Sasuke's neck. "I love you!" Naruto cried into the raven's shirt.

Sasuke smiled. Kiba murmured something to him self and headed out the door.

Sasuke hugged Naruto back. "I love you too." The raven closed his eyes and rested his chin on the blonde's head. "Sasuke? I- I'll tell you what I told Kiba, if you keep it a secret…" "Of course I'll keep it a secret!"

Naruto smiled. 'Yeah, right.' Sasuke kissed Naruto's forehead and closed the door, knowing that Kiba already left. "Naruto…" The blonde perked up. "What?"

Sasuke swirled a finger on the bar counter. "Come here." Sasuke pushed all the items to the far end of the bar. Naruto walked over and stood on the other side on the large counter.

"Well? You asked me to come over here." Naruto crossed his arms. Sasuke giggled. "Come over here, dobe."

The blonde rolled his eyes and walked around the counter, over to Sasuke. "I have a gift for you kitsune." Sasuke had a bag, with the plastic handles twisted on his fingers.

"You got me something? Thanks!" Naruto gave Sasuke a big, warm hug. The raven smirked and handed Naruto the bag. "Now, open it…"

Naruto set the bag on the counter and took his present out.

"A box? Sasuke, you got me a box? Uh, well I guess I never wanted one, but I…"Sasuke huffed. "I'm not giving you a box! Look inside it."

Naruto lifted up one side and took the lid off. Naruto's color on his face drained. Silence. Naruto's mouth gaped. Sasuke smirked.

The blonde picked up the outfit that was in the box. "A- a maid's outfit?" Naruto set the outfit on top of the box. "Y-you got me a skirt? And an top to go with it?"

Sasuke nodded. "Yup. Now got try it on. It cost me a lot." Naruto grabbed the outfit and the box and headed for the room. He knew damn well that if Sasuke said it cost a lot, he HAD to keep it even if it was an outfit that Naruto didn't want to wear.

Naruto went into the room and took off his shirt. The door swag open and Sasuke stuck his head in. "Oh, yeah. You can't wear your boxers or anything under that except what's in the box." Sasuke closed the door and waited.

Naruto walked out, wearing a short, black skirt, a frilly maid's shirt, fishnets for his arms, flat black shoes, and the maid's cap to top it all off.

"You look so sexy dobe…" Sasuke licked his lips. Naruto stepped back. "D-don't get any thoughts Sasuke." Naruto stepped back again and bumped into the bed.

"Dobe…" Sasuke walked over to the blonde. "Lie down on the bed." Naruto stared at Sasuke. "W-why?" Naruto just sat on the bed. "Because. I told you to…"

Sasuke bent down and started kissing Naruto, licking his check. "Please? For me dobe?" Sasuke enveloped Naruto's mouth. "I just want to see you."

Naruto put a hand up to Sasuke's lips. "No. You're just going to do some perverted trick, and then I'm going to get molested. No." Naruto pushed Sasuke off of him and walked out of the room.

'Stupid jerk. He always pisses me off. Pervert.' Naruto stomped into the guest room and plopped down on the bed, and yawned. 'I just wish… I could be the seme for once…' Naruto dozed off.

"Na-to. Ar- to. D- be. O m- od! NARUTO!!!!!!" The blonde shot up.

"Stop drop and roll! Stop drop and- oh, it's you." Naruto got up out of the floor and crossed his arms. "What do you want teme?"

"To say I'm sorry." Naruto looked over at Sasuke. "What?" Sasuke rolled his eyes, frustrated that he had to repeat himself. "I- I'm sor- Sorry for trying to get you into having sex with me yesterday Naruto." Sasuke huffed and crossed his arms, looking over, out the window.

Naruto blinked. "You apologized. Wow. That's new." Sasuke opened his mouth, shocked and looked over to the blonde. "Do you accept it, or not? Answer me." Naruto giggled. "My god Naruto. You are such a-"

"I forgive you Sasuke! I'm just so sorry that your leg hurts!" Naruto yelled out, attempting to block out the raven's last words.

"Thanks… Hey. My leg doesn't-" –thump- "Damnit! Ow!" Sasuke fell onto the floor holding his left leg.

"Sorry for kicking you!" Naruto chuckled out. He hoped down on the floor with Sasuke and hugged him. "Do you forgive me?"

Sasuke blinked. "Sure… My leg feels like shit, but yeah. I forgive you." Naruto smiled and kissed Sasuke's warm lips. "Sasuke- kun…" the blonde purred out. "Yes dobe?"

Naruto gazed in Sasuke's deep black eyes. "Fuck me tonight."

Sasuke's jaw dropped. "You want me to what?!" The raven let go of his leg.

"Fuck. Me. Tonight." Naruto licked his lips. "Well this is. New. You always turn me away when I offer." Sasuke grabbed Naruto's waist.

Naruto smirked and snuggled into Sasuke's chest. "But I want it. Do it for me teme." Sasuke kissed Naruto's forehead. "Well… I guess I just have to accept your request…My dobe."

Yes. –jumps up and down- Chapter 2, done. Next chapter, smut. Sex. And lies. So continue reading! Please R&R! It'll make me happy.