#11 Stamp
By: Alaina
Word Count: 111
Characters: Koenma, Botan
Rating: T
Notes: Ahem. This is...strange. XD And impossible. But it just lodged itself in my brain and wouldn't go away, so here it is. All nice and shiny. Caused a week of bad jokes among my friends, too. -;;;;
Warning: Mention of shonen-ai.
Stamp.
Stamp.
Bang!
"Koenma sir, I have the weekly report—"
"Go ahead, Botan."
"…Alright then. Ahem. There was an attack on a demon fortress…"
Stamp.
Stamp.
"…a bombing in human world, luckily few casualties…"
Stamp.
Stamp.
"Are you lis—"
"Yes, keep going Botan."
Stamp.
"Hmph. Yusuke managed to sprain his ankle somehow, but he'll be fine…"
Stamp.
Stamp.
Stamp.
"…The ogre strike in the kitchen area has finally cooled down, sir, so it's alright for you to get your applesauce now…"
Stamp.
Stamp.
"…Barney says hello."
Stamp.
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Stamp.
"…Hiei and Kurama had sex in your desk drawer."
STAMP!
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT???"
"Oh, so you were really listening…you were, weren't you?