A/N: Wow…my first actual update in a veeerrryyy long time…Oopsie…:D

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Chapter 7:

Ahh…I love my life. I go to a perfect school, have the perfect boyfriend, and have the perfect room-ARG!!

"Josie!! What the hell!"

"Hurry, you have ten minutes till Potions!"

"What! And you only woke me up now!"

"Sorry but Nona took forever in the shower."

"ARGH!"

I then proceeded to taking the shortest shower in my whole life. I never thought someone could shampoo and condition one's hair in less than five minutes. Thankfully, I was proven wrong today. I then got dressed, covered my hickey with makeup and ran to the Great Hall to grab some toast. When I got there, I saw everyone peacefully eating breakfast. No one seemed in a hurry to leave for class which could only mean one thing.

"JOSIE! Why did you tell me we had ten minutes till class when clearly, we have much longer than that?" I am going to kill her. Why do they insist on waking me up early? Hmm…I am Head Girl…Maybe I could give them detention. Speaking of which, I have a prefects meeting today.

"I needed help with my Potions homework." Josie smiled innocently and I glared at her.

"I need to find new friends," I muttered and sat down next to Nona and Josie.

"What was that, dear Miss Evans? You need new friends? Why, I believe we have the perfect solution for that," Sirius said with a smile.

"I was kidding, Sirius."

"Are you sure? After all, I'm sure we, the Marauders that is, could use your help. You would be able to cover up for us and we, in turn, would get you anything you want. What do you say? Do you want to be the first Maraudess?"

"I don't think so, Sirius. Thanks for the offer, though."

"So, Lily, what exactly is the point of the Calming Draught?" Josie said as she took out her quill and a piece of parchment.

"To calm people, Josie. Surely you knew that."

"Yes, but you always word it better."

"Look, ask Remus to help you Josie. I'm going to talk to Will."

"Oh sure. Now that you have a boyfriend, you just abandon your friends. You need help Lily. You keep having anger outburst…"

"Rejecting brilliant offers," Sirius added.

"Refusing to help others."

"This has to stop, Lily. We are your friends," Josie said barely containing a grin.

"Nothing is wrong with me! You're just making all of this up!" I said.

"Denial. A sure sign something is wrong," Sirius solemnly said.

"The first step to recovery is acknowledgment Lily! Don't forget that!" Josie shouted as I continued walking.

I saw William and hugged him from behind.

"Hi Lily. Why were you so red when you came in?"

"Josie woke me up this morning so I could help her with her Potions homework. She said we had ten minutes before class and I completely freaked out."

"I'm sorry."

"It's all right. So, after the meeting today, I was thinking we could, you know, do our rounds together."

"Of course. Then later perhaps we could study at the library."

"I like the way you think, Mr. Adams," I smiled at him.

"May I escort you to Potions, Miss Evans?"

"Absolutely. Oh God, we sound just like my parents."

"Why, we do not, young lady!" Will said in a mock outraged voice. I giggled and he began to tickle me. Soon, I was unable to breathe.

"Please...stop…can't…breathe!" I said and Will laughed evilly.

"Only if you admit I'm the best boyfriend you've ever had!"

"You…don't…need to tickle…me…to get me…to say that!" Hopefully he'll fall for that.

"Really?" Will stopped tickling me and I stuck my tongue out at him and started running.

Will chased after me but I managed to get to the dungeons before him. Unfortunately, someone was standing on my way and my reflexes aren't very good. Which meant I knocked the person over.

"Oh my god, are you okay?" I said as I stood up. I looked down and saw James grimacing on the floor. Will catched up and put his arms around me.

"Yeah, I'm fine. You know, this is why you aren't supposed to run in the halls."

"Please James. You're the last person who can tell me not to run in the halls. You're always doing it!"

"I never run over anyone, do I?" Just as I was about to say something, Professor Aden walked out.

"Is there a problem, Miss Evans and Mr. Potter?" he asked.

"No sir," I answered quickly. There is no way I was going to get detention for this.

"Good. I suggest you get into class before you're late." We followed him in and Will and I found our usual seats.

The rest of the day was pretty uneventful. It was actually quite boring. The Marauders must've been planning some huge prank for later because they did absolutely nothing. Don't get me wrong, it wasn't bad that we had peace for once. It's just that their pranks make school a little funnier. Finally, after falling asleep three times in the common room, it was time to go to the prefects meeting.

On the way to the meeting, I saw Remus and James whispering things to each other. I knew it. They were planning a prank. As stealthily as possible, I tiptoed up to them. Somehow they sensed my presence and turned around.

"Damn! How did you know I was there?" I asked.

"You're a loud breather," Remus said matter-of-factly.

"I am not!" Well…Petunia did say I was a loud breather. But I always win arguments.

"Why do you always argue with people when you know they're right?" James said, smiling a little.

"I am always right. Even when I'm a little wrong," I added. Remus and Potter snickered.

"Hey, you're in a better mood," I said. They both stopped laughing and looked at me. "What?" I said.

"Nothing. I just didn't think you'd noticed I was in a bad mood earlier."

"Nothing get's past me, Potter." And, of course, I had to look at him. Leading me to hit the wall and fall down. Remus and James laughed hysterically for a while and then realized that they should help me up. James pulled me up and said, "Nothing get's past you, right?" Did I mention I hate his smirk?

"That was an accident. Could've happened to anyone. Now move it, we're going to be late."

We walked in to the room after Remus kept copying me and running into walls and found everyone was already there. I winked at Will and he blushed a little. He is so cute. I sat down next to him and we began the meeting.

After discussing our rounds for about twenty minutes, Will and I left and went to the hall we were supposed to patrol. While we were having a very deep conversation about what to do to Petunia this winter, we heard a massive explosion. Out of nowhere, thousands of disgusting bogies were flying all over the halls. Will and I looked at each other and got our wands. We shot stunning spells everywhere but they just kept showing up.

"I hate the Marauders! I am going to kill them when I find them!" I yelled as I beat a bogie away.

"I think the whole school hates the Marauders right now," Will said as he blasted some bogies away.

After about 10 minutes of blasting bogies, we made it to the dorms. I gave Will a hug and he went on to his dorm while blasting some remaining bogies. As soon as I walked into the dorm I realized what a mistake I had made. The dorm was at least three times fuller with bogies than the hall had been. I began stunning the bogies again, hoping I wouldn't hit anyone. I slowly made my way up the boy's dorm and into the Marauder's room. I blasted the door open and walked in. The four Marauders were laughing maniacally but stopped as soon as they heard me walk in.

"Hi, Lily. How are you?" Sirius said, trying but failing miserably to keep a straight face.

"If one of you doesn't bloody stop this bloody hex right bloody now, I will not be held responsible for what I do!" I yelled at them. The four of the paled considerably but it was Peter who turned paper white. "Well?" I said in a tone that was scary even to me. I guess this is why Dumbledore chose me to be Head Girl.

"We didn't do it, Lily," Remus said. He sounded calm but he didn't look it.

"If you don't admit it, I'll make sure every single detention you get will be given by me, and only me. No teacher will give you detention and you won't beat the detention record." I know, pretty bad blackmail but hopefully it'll work.

"You can't do that," James said.

"Oh, you'd be surprised at how much I can get the teachers to do. So, what's it going to be?"

They looked at each other and then huddled close together. After talking among themselves, Sirius looked up and said, "Fine. We'll stop the hex. But you have to cover for us when the teachers come over."

"You're joking, right? You really think that after stunning bogies for ten minutes I'm going to cover for you?" And yet, when I think they can't out dumb themselves anymore, they surprise.

"It's either that or you're going to spend all night stunning them. You see, we altered the spell a little, so your regular stopping spell won't work."

"Wait…you altered the spell? Did you think of coming up with a finishing spell too?" They all looked at Remus who blushed furiously. See, they've done it again.

"Great. Bloody awesome. Now what are we going to do?" They shrugged and I shrieked at them. As I moved to grab Remus by the neck, I saw a discarded hex book. I picked it up and opened it to the page on Bat-Bogey hexes.

"What is your new incantation?" I asked Remus.

"It's the one written on the margin," he said.

"Okay, so maybe if I say that and add Finite to the end it'll stop the hex."

"Could work. Let's give it a try." We tried that and I opened the door a little bit.

"It worked! Now, the four of you, follow me." They slowly got up and I made them get in front of my by pointing my wand at them. We arrived at Dumbledore's office and I said the password. We got in and Professor Dumbledore opened his door.

"Ah yes. I was expecting the four of you. Thank you Miss Evans for bringing Mr. Potter, Mr. Black, Mr. Pettigrew, and Mr. Lupin here."

"You're welcome, Professor. Is there anything else I can do?"

"Would you help Professor McGonagall with the Slytherin students? It seems that the bogies were quite powerful there."

"Yes, Professor." I turned around and went towards the dungeons. Did I ever mention how creepy the dungeons are at night? Well, they are. I finally reached the Slytherin dorm and walked in slowly.

"Professor McGonagall?" I called out, but no one answered.

"What are you doing here, Mudblood?" a voice said from behind me. I turned around and found myself looking at Lucius Malfoy.

"I don't have time for your stupid blood crap. Is Professor McGonagall here?"

"She just left with a bunch of first years, Evans. You didn't answer my question." He reminds of a caveman sometimes. Only sexier.

"Professor Dumbledore sent me here to help anyone who's hurt. Do you know if there are any or if Professor McGonagall took care of all of them already?"

"There are a few third year girls in their dorms. It's that way."

"Thanks." I smiled and made my way up their dorm. He was surprisingly nice. Nicer.

"Hi, I'm the Head Girl. Lucius Malfoy said that some of you were hurt?"

"You're a Mudblood, right?" A girl with black hair asked in a nasty tone. Maybe I could forget that we're not supposed to hit people.

"That's not important, okay? If one of you is hurt, it's my job to help you. Now, is anyone here hurt?"

"You're not helping me," a tall, skinny blond one said. I don't know who's dumber, Slytherins or the Marauders.

"Fine. You know what? I'm sick of hearing your insults when I'm trying to help you. If you don't want my help, fine! I don't care!" I think it was dealing with the Marauders that made me snap. They all looked at me with shocked expressions and I turned around and left their dorms. As I was walking out I ran (literally) into Malfoy. This day is turning worse with every second. I fell on top of him and the door opened. I looked up and saw a shocked Will at the doorway. I opened my mouth to say something but he turned around and left.