I'm so 100 times sorry for not updating sooner. It was a mixture of writer's block an the fact I've got a lot of stuff going on (high school, go figure) so please don't hate me. gives cookies to all my reviewers I've got a nice long chapter for you guys.
"Huh? Where am I?" the confused Vicky said, looking around. She turned her attention to Timmy, standing right in front of her. "Twerp!" she snarled, preparing to grab Timmy, when a red centaur charged out of nowhere and kicked her away.
"You okay kid?" he asked.
"Yeah, that for saving me form my babysitter," Timmy replied.
"Babysitter?" he said confused, "I thought she was a harpy."
"Close enough. Now, with any luck," Timmy said, pulling out his remote, "we can get out of here and leave her behind to get eaten by a dragon or something." (A/n-sorry Timmy, but no dragon in their right mind would ever eat her)
"Timmy, that's not nice," Wanda scolded.
"Neither is she," he replied, and transported them out of the show. Unfortunately, Vicky leaped back at the last minute and came with them.
The trio were now standing next to a big ring dressed in wrestling uniforms and Vicky was in the ring itself.
"Welcome to the Dimmsdale wrestling federation. I'm Doug Dimmadome," the said announced."Doug Dimmadome?" the audience asked,
"Yes, Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome where we'll be matching The Evil Red-head against our champion, Crusher McPersoncrusher." Crusher snarled at Vicky, who seem to be enjoying the fact she was going to wrestle.
"Before we fight," Vicky said, "I just wanna know if you'd hit a girl." Crusher snarled again and nodded his head, cracking his knuckles as well. "Good. That'll make it more fun." Doug stepped out of the ring and rang the bell. Vicky and Crusher charged each other and started to fight, creating a huge cloud of dust. When it settled, Vicky was standing on top of an unconscious Crusher, looking bored.
"And our new champ is The Evil Red-head!" Doug announced.
Vicky yawned. "Big deal. He was a pushover, but now," she turned on Timmy, "it's you're turn for a beat-down Twerp!"
Panicked, Timmy pressed the up button on his remote before Vicky got him, but yet again, she came with.
They all landed in what appeared to be Timmy's room.
"Thank goodness, we're back home," Wanda said and she and Cosmo poofed into the fishbowl before Vicky saw them.
"Huh, what? What's going on, twerp?!" Vicky said.
"Um, you were, um, sleepwalking?" he said hopefully.
Thankfully, Vicky bought it. "Oh, now keep quiet so I can watch my shows!" She walked out, but first added, "Why is your hat purple?"
"What?" Timmy said, rushing to the mirror, and indeed, his usual pink hat was, indeed, purple.
Give him a purple hat hat, he'll wear it
Give him an ice-cream, he won't share it
He's Timmy, he's just like you and me, except he's got fairies.
"Stop that singing!" Vicky roared from downstairs. The theme song cut off.
"Oh great, we must've ended up in an old episode of Timmy Tv," Timmy said.
"We're on a fairy channel? That never happened the first time."
"Ooh-ooh, Timmy Tv! Where's Cosmo? He's my favorite character on the show!" Cosmo said like an excitable fangirl.
"You're playing yourself, you idiot," Wanda said.
"Or am I?" Wanda rolled her eyes.
"Focus guys! What episode is this?" Timmy asked.
Wanda grabbed a Tv guide. "Um, it looks like the one where you wished for..." the wall breaking down interrupted her and a giant toilet with cape and emblem was in the gap.
"Ah!" Cosmo cried, shivering. "So. Much. Clogging." He curled up into a fetal position, sucking his thumb.
"...the return of Super Toilet," she finished. "You know, I really only wanted to experience this moment once."
"Why's that? You have to admit, this was pretty cool," Timmy replied. Super toilet blasted out a jet off water which splashed down right on Wanda. She glared at Timmy. "Oh, right."
"T-Timmy?" Cosmos stuttered, cowering in fear of the toilet. "C-can we g-get out of h-here?"
"You know, I can't believe I'm saying this, I think Cosmo has the right idea," Wanda added.
"I do!" he exclaimed, temporarily forgetting his fear. Timmy glanced back and forth between Super Toilet and the two fairies anxious to leave. In the end, he gave into his godparents and the left via the Tv that was occasionally located in his room, conveniently forgetting Vicky was downstairs.
"Oh no!" Wanda exclaimed as they floated through Tv world. "I just remembered we left Vicky back in Timmy Tv!" Timmy and Cosmo merely stared at her like 'So what?' "But she'll be trapped there with no way back." Timmy raised an eyebrow. "And you're not going to do anything about it, are you?"
"Nope. Relax Wanda, it's a show about my life. She won't know it's not real."
"But what happens when the credits come and transport her to a knew show?" Timmy reached into his pocket and pulled out a Tv guide.
"Okay, look here, There's a two day marathon of Timmy Tv that just started today. We'll just leave her there until I'm ready to go back. Then I can just wish her out of the Tv like it never happened. See? I've got everything worked out."
"Fine, but something's bound to go wrong. it always does."
"Oh stop worrying. Look, we're coming into the next show!"
Again, please don't hate. I'll try to start to update more often, maybe once a week or every two weeks, i hope.