"Alright," chirped Tsunade. "Kakashi is with Kisame-teme, Itachi-teme, and Deidara-teme..."
"No, I'm NOT," Kakashi dead-panned, sitting cross-legged on the floor, pouting and crossing his arms in a childish manner. "I refuse to spend anytime at all with those three bastards."
"And I want aniki!" growled Sasuke.
I guess that's when they all noticed him.
"OMG SASUKE! YOU'RE HERE? WTF!"
"Yeah, you didn't notice poor little me?" asked Sasuke timidly,hengeing into a big-eyed, super-duper cute chibi of his younger self with tears forming in his eyes.
Neji stared. He was getting far more than his usual dosage of Wacky Events. Department of Wacky Events... lay off! PLEASE!
As the four girls cooed over chibi Sasuke and poked him like they would the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the male portion of the bunch stared.
And stared.
And stared.
And stared.
Finally, Jiraiya cleared his throat like he was all important and everything.
"Tsunade, keep reading your list... girls... listen to her... don't poke Sasuke, or I'll grope you," Jiraiya announced sternly.
Sasuke canceled the henge and looked quizically at Jiraiya.
"That's perverted," grimaced Sasuke.
Sakura, Ino, and Hinata looked up at Sasuke from poking his chibi form's tummy, which was now his ankle, and instantly blushed.
Tenten sighed, got up and glared at Sasuke.
"Geez... did you always not wear underwear or something?"
This is on hold and I actually never thought of continuing this. However, I will ocassionaly put up a new chapter every once in a while. When I feel like it.
Oh poor Iruka still doesn't have a line.
MC