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Kago: ON WITH THE LEM...

Riza: NO! On with the story

Riza placed RJ back in his crib. He sighed in his sleep and Riza went over to sit in front of Roy's desk. He looked up.

'Want to go on a field trip?"

"What do you mean?"

"My parents are holding a family reunion and they want us to go too." Riza looked annoyed and sad for some reason. Roy thought it over.

"Why do they want me there?"

"Because we're married!"

"Oh, right." He had a dumb look on his face and it made Riza laugh.

"Oh, I forgot, um...they think you're a hobo I picked up and got in bed with." Roy face dropped.

"Why don't they know me? Don't they get a newspaper?"

"I don't know, but that's what my dad assumed and my brother Chris left that for me to handle." Riza said walking over to be closer to Roy. He pulled her into his lap.

"So should I act like a hobo, or should we show up in a limo with my attendants following us around everywhere.

"I want to see their faces when we arrive in a limo." Riza said devilishly. Roy smirked and kissed her.

"Okay, the three of us will go, okay?" Riza nodded and hugged him.

"We leave tomorrow."

"Okay, but tonight you're mine, right?" Riza smirked and nodded.

(PERVERTED MUSE/NOTES: LEMON WARNING)

Riza, Roy, and RJ got home late. It was already 9:00 when they walked through the door. Riza laid RJ in his crib in the bedroom and went out onto the couch. Roy quickly joined her, jumping over the back of the couch onto her. She giggled and Roy claimed her lips in a desperate kiss. Riza bucked her hips against and he moaned. She smiled and kissed him. He kneeled above her and started to unbutton her shirt. She squirmed slightly as the cold air hit her stomach and chest, but soon recovered. She didn't hesitate to remove his shirt as well and she trailed her hands gently over his muscular body. He leaned down and kissed her neck and removed her bra. Suddenly, the phone rang. Riza growled and answered the phone.

"Mustang residence."

"Hey, Riza!" Havoc said over the phone. (A/N: If you haven't noticed by now, I think Jean is annoying)

"What do you want?" Roy said taking the phone.

"Nothing, I was just wondering what you were up to."

"You're sick, go to sleep or eat soup." Havoc groaned and hung up the phone. Roy hung up and resumed his previous acts. Riza lay back down on the couch and Roy kissed her neck. Riza grabbed the waist of his pants and tugged at it. He kissed her and unclasped her belt he threw it across the room. It almost hit Black Hayate and as Roy apologized, the little dog ran in the bedroom to protect his little master.

"Meanie." Riza teased. Roy claimed her lips. He pulled her pants and panties down and threw them with her belt. Riza grinned and kissed him as she ran his pants and boxers down his sides. He kissed her and touched her lip with his tongue. She opened her mouth obediently. Their tongues wrestled until the two had to breathe. They pulled apart and panted.

"Ready?" Roy asked her positioning himself above her entrance. She smiled and he thrust in. She moaned and bucked her hips. He continued and kissed her every once in a while. She bucked her hips up to meet his. She came first, calling his name, but cutting herself off by kissing him. He thrust twice more and went into her, deep. He released his seed and it made her go over again. They moaned into each other's mouth and fell back onto the couch.

(PERVERTED MUSE/NOTES: END OF LEMON!!!!!)

Riza woke early the next morning in her bed. Roy and RJ weren't in the room, but she could hear someone running around outside her bedroom door. She got up and dressed in uniform even though they weren't going to work, and went to see what the commotion was. RJ was in his playpen cuddling with his teddy bear and Roy was making breakfast. Several bags were packed over by the door ready to be put in the car. Boxes were stacked up and ready to be shipped.

"I packed the stuff we needed for our trip to your parents' house and they're in the bags. The boxes are the other stuff that being brought over to the new house. They're moving our stuff while we're gone." Roy said still making bacon. Riza smiled. She'd never seen Roy do so much work before. She hugged him and gave him a peck on the cheek. She went to the fridge and took out the orange juice and a pre-made bottle. She put the OJ on the table and went over to pick up RJ. He smiled as his mommy picked him up and held him. She guided the nipple of the bottle into his mouth and he took it happily. When it was empty, Riza burped him and kissed his forehead before putting him back in the playpen. She went back over to Roy who was happily cooking their breakfast. She fed Black Hayate and sat at the table. Roy soon joined her and gave her a plate with eggs, bacon, and toast on it. She took a bite of eggs.

"Wow! This is really good, Roy." He smiled and they ate in near silence. Roy Jr. made sounds from his playpen and he hugged his teddy. Riza laughed at how cute he was.

"Ready to go?" Roy asked happily taking her plate and cleaning the dishes. Riza groaned. Roy smiled and helped her up out of her seat. She smiled and stood up.

"I guess." She hugged him and buried her face in his chest.

"Do we have to?"

"Yes, you already said we'd go." She groaned again and he picked her up. He carried her out into the possibly only limousine at the time. He placed her in her seat and went back in for Hayate and RJ. He handed the puppy and baby to Riza who put RJ in his car seat and set Hayate onto the seat across from her, next to RJ. Roy put the bags in the back, closed the front door of the house and got into the car next to Riza.

"Let's go, Jonas." Roy said to the driver as he shut the door and pulled Riza into his lap. She giggled and rested against him. It was going to be a long ride.

Riza: Okay, so to recap, Riza, Roy, Hayate, and Roy Jr. (RJ) are going to see Riza's parents who think Roy is a hobo. HEHE they're in 4 a surprise.

Kago: And Riza and Roy have done it once in THIS story.

Riza: PERVERT!!!

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