A/N in chapter 1 there was a grammar mistake but it won't make it through, some reason it was copied wrong.
Chapter 3
"So long, I'm going on a shopping spree," Gaara said in an unusually gay-like happy voice.
"Is it just me or did Gaara say 'shopping spree'," asked Kankuro.
"I wish it was just you," said Temari.
And to think I thought my mind was going crazy yesterday…
"Hello, Joe," Gaara said to his neighbor, "Nice day to go on a shopping spree eh?"
"Erm…no actually no, it's a terrible day to go on a shopping spree!"
"Then die! Sand coffee! Sand burrier!"
"No I hate getting buried in your damn sand coffee!"
"Then die again! Sand coffin! and whatever the hell he says!"
When Gaara was at the store he asked if they Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses…
"No we do not," said an employee.
"WHAT KIND OF CRUDDY STORE IS THIS PLACE?"
"We have Bratz babies, sir!"
"I hate this store! Sand coffin! Sand whatever the hell he says!"
I've gotta get Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses no matter what! To Target!
"Do you have Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses?"
"Just sold out, come back in a week."
"Listen punk, I want my Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses now!"
"Well sorry, punk, we don't give it to people with attitude! Try Christmas-if santa…
"I don't believe in that gangster named santa."
Sighs, "Well at least you're not going to destroy this place out of rage, right?"
"Wrong!"
"Gaara wait," yelled Itachi who poofed in front of him to stop him."
"Before you destroy this place and make me look ugly because I can't buy my hair growing and carb separating medications, you have to go through me!"
Dun dun dunanana! Dun dun dunananana! Nadododododonadododododo! "I Gaara, will kill you and prove that this store sucks!"
Then suddenly, Itachi took out a machine gun and killed Gaara. Who came back to life because I can't make the story without baka-Gaara.
"Oh my god! You have anger issues," said Gaara.
Itachi shot Gaara ten more times and was panting for breath.
It sure is hard to pull a trigger. Man, I need a new brand of toilet paper!
"If you excuse me, I'll be wherever the cartoon characters that feel like poofing out of nowhere go. I want to become something I already am! An Assassin! Of cartoon characters!"
"You're going down, spongeboob!"
"It's sponge bob! What's your name?"
"I'm an assassin."
"Hello I'm an assassin, I'm sure we'll be best friends just like squidward!
"Lets play dead!"
"Bahahahaha, I'm a sponge you can't kill me, bahahahahaha!"
"Uhg…ehh…oww!"
"I always carry my counterfeit drivers licenses in case someone doesn't want to be friends!"
"Ahhh, back to the Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses quest!"
And so he travels back to the store.
"Where can I find Barbie and the twelve dancing princesses?"
"We just sold a scroll on Ebay---Good luck getting it!"
"Since when did you have a scroll of where to find it?"
"I dunno I just feel like making it poof outa nowhere."
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"To the over there," said Gaara
EBay
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