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Riza: Hey everyone.

Kago: There should be a lemon

Riza: THEY'RE IN A MILITARY HOME!!! THEY PROBABLY HAVE ALL THE ROOMS TAPPED WITH VIDEOCAMERAS!!!! NO LEMONS

Riza woke up about an hour after she fell asleep on Roy. They were almost at her parents' house.

"Roy, wake up." She shook him a little bit by placing her hand on his stomach.

"Huh?" He looked down at her.

"We're almost there." She said and rubbed her cheek against his chest. He smiled and hugged her closer to him.

"Sir, ma'am, we're here." Jonas, the driver said as he slowly pulled into the driveway of the Hawkeye home. Riza moaned and they came to a stop. She picked up RJ and woke Black Hayate up. Jonas got out and opened the door. Riza's parents could be seen through the window of the limo, standing on the front porch in awe and confusion. Riza smirked. Jonas helped Riza out first. She hugged her baby closer to her chest and got out. Black Hayate jumped out and stood obediently and loyally next to his master. Next, Roy got out and took Riza's non-baby carrying hand on his own. Riza half guided, half dragged Roy up to the front of the house.

"Elizabeth!" Christopher came out of nowhere and hugged her. He smiled at RJ and Riza.

"Hello, Chris. This is my husband, Roy and my son, RJ."

"He's cute, Liz." He said as he rubbed RJ's cheek. The little baby giggled and made a squealing noise.

"Hello." Roy said. Christopher stood up straight and saluted.

"It is great to meet you, Fuhrer Mustang." He said, shaking his hand. Riza smiled.

"Same here, Lieutenant."

"Elizabeth, come say hello to your lovable older sister." Jessica said walking over and hugging Riza. Roy squeezed her hand to get her attention. She looked where he was looking to see her parents staring at them. Riza pulled Roy up toward her parents.

"Hello, it is great to meet you; my name is Roy Mustang." Roy said and released Riza's hand to put his won hand out to be shaken.

"Yes, a pleasure I'm sure." Riza's father said, keeping his hands behind him. Roy retracted his hand and Riza took it into her own hand again.

"Elizabeth, how could you afford a limousine? The only person with that much power and money is the Fuhrer. Did he owe you or something?" Her mom asked.

"Bradley must be going soft, eh, Riza?" Her father added.

"Fuhrer Bradley is dead. A new Fuhrer was picked months ago." Riza said spitefully.

"OH really? What's his name?" Her father asked slightly intrigued.

"Roy Mustang." Roy said.

"HAHA good joke, son." Riza growled as her father laughed at Roy. Black Hayate growled and moved closer to Riza's leg. Roy's face was unreadable.

"HEY, Liz, how about I take the little guy and get him something to eat." Chris asked nervously. Riza turned and handed the baby to her brother and gave him a bottle.

"Don't forget to test it before giving it to him." She said quickly. She knew that he knew what to do cuz he had a daughter about RJ's age anyway.

"Kay. We'll be in the kitchen." He said and made RJ wave at Riza.

"Mom, Dad, Roy is Fuhrer. I am Lt. Fuhrer and the first lady of the country. Oh and I'm also head of security..." Riza said. Her mother looked happy for her, but her father just looked at her skeptically.

"Come on, Roy." Roy looked as though he'd strangle Mr. Hawkeye. Riza grabbed his hand tightly and pulled him into the house. When they were far away from her parents and in her old bedroom, Riza turned and put her hands on his chest. She rubbed it and kissed his chin. Eventually he calmed down and leaned against the wall. Riza sat on the floor and put Roy's head in her lap as he lay in front of her. She stroked his hair and played with his ear.

"Were they always like that?" He finally moaned.

"Mhmm. Worse when I was younger." She pulled him to a sitting position and put his back to her chest. She kissed the back of his neck softly sending chills up and down his spine. She rubbed his chest and he put his head back on her shoulder and kissed her neck.

"I love you." He said softly. She grasped his hand and kissed it. Hs kissed her neck again and she laid her head on top of his.

"Elizabeth, time for dinner." Chris called from downstairs.

"Hungry?"

"Yeah." Roy said and helped her stand up.

Riza: Okay, that's enough for now.'

Kago: Should have been more lemony. That was lime-ish like sprite or mountain dew flavored.

Riza: um...okay...ewwww