DISCLAMER: DON'T OWN FMA, ONLY IN MY WILDEST DREAMS

Riza: Ok OK!!!! Kago has finally talked me into a lemon. I guess I can start up were I left off...ugh...

Kago: YYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roy slowly pulled his wife's pajama bottoms up her thighs. She giggled softly. When they were up, he kissed her passionately.

"Roy... what about... RJ...?" she breathed softly in his ear.

"Hold on, there's a nursery in this house isn't there?"

"Yeah, that's where Chris is having his daughter sleep, it's the next room over."

"Would he mind if we put RJ in there with her?"

"No." She said. She flicked the light on, but RJ slept through anything and slept on peacefully. She picked him up carefully and Roy grabbed the crib. The baby monitor strapped to it beeped as it was moved. (OK OK I know they didn't have baby monitors then, but oh well. It's magic or something) He lifted it and they settled RJ in the nursery with his cousin, Sora. They went back to their room and Roy switched the light back off as they entered. Riza smiled and laid on the bed.

"Mmm...my love, is it possible that you've gotten more beautiful?" He asked seductively getting on top of her on the bed. She giggled and kissed him fully. He was the ONLY one who had EVER heard her giggle. He gently grinded his abdomen against her's to show her how much she'd affected him in such a short time. Riza smiled and flipped them so she was on top. (That's what you get when you have two lovers who love to be in control) She claimed his lips. He moaned as she slowly removed her own pants. She removed her outer clothes leaving her bra and panties then turned to his clothing. Shirt first, then pants.

"The boxers can stay on for a little more, my love." She said huskily in his ear. He whined and she thoguht of a way to punish him. She gently inched her way down his body until she was kneeling over his knees. She gently moved the top of his boxers down until his penis (Erg I don't like that word) protruded out of them. She gently kissed the tip and he gasp/moaned. She enjoyed the sound and did it again. He made the same noise. He couldn't take it! He flipped them and removed her panties and her boxers. He hesitated and kissed her. While he was enjoying her taste, she gave his hard a very gentle tug. He smirked at her and she smirked back.

"Teasing Riza?"

"I don't know what your talking about, my love." She said innocently and he kissed her. He positioned himself above her. She smiled and he thrust in. They went a little quicker than usual, but neither wanted to stop the pace. They reached their climaxes simultaniously and Roy thrust in and out a couple more times before colapsing by her side. She kissed him. He panted and pulled her to his chest. She pulled up the covers and they fell asleep. (There, done with your need for a lemon every chapter? Kago: Maybe)

Roy woke first. He pulled on a fresh, white muscle shirt. He had been in the military so long that he was starting to dress in uniform automatically. He pulled on a pair of jeans and his army boots.

"Wow, as sexy as you are the rest of the time, your sexier in jeans!" Riza said from the bed. He turned and looked at her. She smiled and got up. She grabbed her robe and wrapped in around her body. He hugged her.

"I love you, Riza."

"I love you, too." She said and kissed his chin.

"I need a shower." He said randomly.

"Me too, wanna join me?"

"Gladly!" He said hapily as he followed her into the bathroom.

"Here, let me help you with that." She said and removed his shirt for him. She turned on the water. He took his remaining clothes off and got in the shower with her.

Meanwhile:

"Auntie, what do you think your doing?" Chris asked. Blaire, the aunt who had attempted to seduce roy, was positioned outside of Riza's bedroom door.

"I came to tell them that they should come down for breakfast." She lied.

"I'll let 'um know when it's ready."

"Okay." She left quickly. Chris had a suspision of what was happening. He growled softly and went downstairs. Riza and Roy had moved their son into the nursery which probably meant they wanted time alone. They were probably taking a shower together as he stood there. Riza always took a morning shower and Roy seemed like him in the fact that they can't pass up an invitation for some more love. He chuckled. Anyone that Riza was interested in would probably be that was, but he seemed nice enough. He was still there and they seemed happy and they had a kid. He didn't see any problem.

"Morning, CC!" Riza said upon entering the kitchen. Roy Jr. was on her hip. (He's about 1 and a half and big for his age)

"GAH!" RJ said.

"I know hold on, buddy!" Roy said coming in the kitchen. He looked like an army guy as he brushed past Riza and pulled out a bottle from the fridge. RJ's bottles were blue, Sora's were pink.

"How did you know what he wanted?"

"He wants a bottle everyday at 6:00 when we usually leave for work. It's like clockwork." Riza said as her husband checked the bottle and gave it to her.

"Lucky! Sora can't make up her mind if she even wants a bottle. I'll make her one, she'll take a sip and leave it, then come back for it later. If I put it away, she looks for it until I take it back out." Riza laughed. RJ was a good little boy and quiet too. He slept through entire nights and woke everyday at 5 o'clock with his parents. They went to work, he would take a nap from 10 to 12. At exactly 12, he expected a bottle. He ate, fell asleep until 5 when they left, played with toys until 7 when he expected dinner and then went to bed until morning. HE WAS THE BEST KID ON EARTH!!!! Riza smiled and put RJ in his highchair in the dining room. Everyone was called to breakfast and the meal was served. Everyone ate and talked. Everytime Riza would turn to talk to someone, Roy would hand his son a little peice of scrambled egg. RJ would take it and put it in his mouth happily then giggle. Riza noticed, but didn't mind. RJ wouldn't choke on eggs and she knew it.

Riza couldn't help, but notice Roy inching closer to her. She looked at him and he smiled. She looked around and saw her aunt Blair staring lustfully at him. She glared at her, but her gaze never shifted. Roy got so close that their chairs hit each other. She took his hand in hers and noticed that he didn't have his gloves on. She pulled a pair out of her pocket for him. (I don't know why she had a pair, I just added it cuz I know Roy feels safer with his gloves in hand or on hand in this case) He pulled them on and smiled at her. He held her hand and she fingered her way so her hand was in the glove as well. She knew it was his 'safety blanket' and doing this made him feel good because it made him feel like he was protecting them. She put her head on his shoulder and removed her hand from her glove, putting it on his leg, messaging it lightly. He smiled.

Bliar was watching the whole exchange. It angered her. She got EVERY man that she wanted and he'd be NO exception. Being in a military family, she was quite similar to Riza. Strong, a good fighter, no where near as good as Riza, but better than most other girls at the time. Riza and her had grown up as thoguh they were cousins even though there was a 6 year difference. Riza was always short. She was born a little tiny, but nothing life threatening (OBVIOUSLY!!!) She was a good 2 feet shorter then Blair, but with a 6 year difference, it was to be expected. Blair had always picked on little Riza. She'd push her to get a turn on the swing when they were 2 and 8, she'd stolen her gun when they were 9 and 15, and even now at 29 amd 35 she was trying to get Roy.

"Hey, Liza, can I talk to you in the kitchen?" She looked to Roy who face was saying, 'how many nicknames do you have?'

"Uh...Yeah sure. Be right back, okay, Roy?"

"Ok." He kissed her and picked RJ up out of his highchair. He tickled the little baby. Who giggled happily and wiggled his arms and legs.

Meanwhile:

"Liz, I think that Aunt Blair is trying to hook up with Roy."

"Seriously? You think?" She looked surprised and looked at her aunt who was still sitting at the table looking at Roy. Her blood started to boil.

"She wouldn't take her eyes off him...Didn't you notice?"

"A little, but I thought she was just...I dunno...What am I gonna do?"

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Roy yelled from the other room and RJ started to cry.

"Roy I told you to watch you language..." Riza started walking calmly back into the dining room until she saw her aunt sitting on Roy's lap and the baby crying, being held away from her by Roy. She was suddenly infuriated and punched Blair in the face. The woman wewnt flying and fell on the ground.

"What's the matter Li..." Chris had followed her, but had tripped and when he got there, Riza was standing above Blair and Blair had blood trickling out of her nose. RJ started crying louder. Riza stopped, took her baby from Roy and pulled Roy up the stairs. Everyone in the room sat there in shock. They had all seen Blair attempt to seduce Roy thinking Riza was in her room, then him yell, and Riza punch her. They stared wide eyed. All of them stood, cleaned their dishes, and went on with their lives, no one even looked Blair's way.

Riza and Roy stood in their bedroom. Roy was holding Riza in a warm hug. Her head pounded with anger and confusion.

"Roy...why?"

"I don't know, Riza. She's your aunt, not mine." Her head made a hard thump when he said cousin. She growled inwardly.

"I hate her...I alway did...she was always a spoiled brat..."

"Shhh...It's okay, she's probably still sitting down there with her bloddy nose. We're safe for now." He said hugging her tighter.

"Come on, I need my baby." She said taking his hand and going into the nursery. RJ was sleeping now, eyes closed, breathing steadily. Riza glanced at the clock: 11:55. He would wake up in 5 minutes for a bottle. She smiled and picked him up so his head was on her right shoulder and she held his back to her body. Roy watched silently as Riza's eyes went to burning with anger to calm, motherly eyes. It calmed him to see the change. Roy kissed her forehead and she melted completely. Tears began to run down her cheeks and he hugged her. She cried into his shoulder as her baby slept on her own.

She composed herself a minute later and went downstairs, her hand never leaving his. Blair was no where to be found and Riza was glad. If she saw her again she didn't know what she would do. She went into the kitchen and set the little baby in Roy's arms as she prepared a warm bottle. The grandfather clock down the hall rang 12 times and RJ woke up. He looked at his daddy, but didn't make any noise. Roy looked at him and rubbed his cheek with his thumb. RJ smiled and looked at his mommy who was still microwaving (I know no microwaves either, but oh well) his bottle.

She took it out, tested it and offered it to Roy. He took it and fed his son expertly. Riza stood next to Roy and smiled at her son. She smiled while sucking on his bottle. RJ grabbed the bottle with both of his tiny hands and held it to his mouth. Riza smile got bigger.

"How did you learn that?" She asked him in a cute little voice. The baby smiled again and continued to drink from the bottle. Roy smiled and kissed Riza's cheek.

"The kid's a little genius and learned it all by himself." He said. She smiled and kissed Roy.

"Hey, Liz." Chris said coming in the room.

"Hi, Chris."

"WOW! How did you teach him to do that?!" Chris asked when he was little RJ holding his bottle.

"I dunno, he did it on day when I was watching him and Riza was getting our lunches." Roy said proudly.

"That's awesome, I wish Sora could do that."

"Sora's only a half a year old. She a year younger than RJ! You can't expect her to be able to hold her boottle yet!" She said.

"I know, anyway, how are you feelin'?"

"Better."

"That's good, any madder and ya would shot her head off!" Riza glared at him and took out a concealed gun.

"Would put this one to use huh? I could still use it..." Chris laughed and raised his hands.

"Use that on her not me!" Riza smirked and put it away."

"I thought I took all of your guns from you!" Roy said holding out his hand.

"I'm not giving you that one!"

"Riza..."

"No way!" She said and ducked behind the table. Roy set his son down and whispered something in his ear as he stood there, almost falling over. RJ slowly walked under the table into Riza's arms.

"How'd ya teach him that and why didn't I know he could walk?!" Riza said.

"Uh..."

"Um...Riza, I'd like to appologize..." Blair said entering the kitchen.

Riza: Kay, that enough.

Kago: I'm happy... For now...