DISCLAMER: DON'T OWN FMA, ONLY IN MY WILDEST DREAMS

Riza: lemon warning in this chapter!

Riza place RJ in his playpen. He giggled and picked up a small plastic toy to play with. Riza smiled and turned to her mother.

"What did you want to see me about, Mom?"

"I wanted to make sure that everything's alright. I know it's hard to live with a military man and having a kid is hectic the first few years. And with my sister trying to..."

"I'm fine. We're fine. RJ is a happy little boy. Isn't that right little guy?" She ended in a little kid voice as she squatted so her and her son were eye level. Her mother smiled, but still looked worried.

"I want to go through this with as little pain as possible and with my sister trying to steal my youngest daughter's husband and all..." Riza hugged her for the first time in 3 years. She smiled and hugged Riza back. RJ giggled and Riza looked at him.

"I'm trying to keep Roy in check, he used to be a lady's man and I don't want little RJ getting into the habit because his daddy ran off with his sister in law." She said softly.

"I think you picked him right, Lizzy. I'm just worried abobut what lengths Blairs gonna go to to try to get him."

"Thanks, Mom. Now Roy is taking me shopping for something to wear tomorrow and he promised a trip to the shooting range if I'm good. Chris agreed to babysit."

"Have fun, dear." Riza kissed her mom's cheek and picked up RJ. She left the room. Chris was playing with his daughter in the living room.

"Hey, Chris, or should I say Mr. Babysitter." Chris laughed and took RJ.

"Have fun, Liz." He said and placed RJ next to his daughter.

"Listen, Chris if Bliar does ANYTHING while I'm gone, tell me as soon as we get back." Riza whispered to him as Roy began to descend the stairs.

"Got it." He winked and Riza kissed Roy Jr. Roy kissed him to and they left.

"You promised, Mr. Mustang."

"After getting a dress, okay?"

"Okay." She said and took his arm as they drove into town.

"You can stop here." Roy said to the driver as they reached the outskirts of the city.

"Yes, Sir." He stopped and the two got out.

"Ready?"

"Yes, sir." Riza said giggling. Roy smirked and took her hand. They walked through town and went into the local dress shop. After about 20 minutes of looking, they finally picked out the perfect dress. They bought it, left, and went out to lunch. They both had a cheeseburger and fries. (They had just come from America and they were all the rage in FMA land.) They finished and went to the shooting range.

"I love you, you trigger-happy, hot lady." Roy joked and hugged her from behind.

"I love you, too, Mr. Lazy, moneyman." She smirked and pulled him into the shooting range.

"Wait! You don't have a gun." He said. She smirked wider and opened her purse to reveal a large hand-pistol. Roy smirked.

"I always have a gun." She said and paid to use a booth. Roy followed and took out his own gun. Riza smirked and shot of like four rounds before stopping. There were like near a million holes in the dead center of the target. She smirked as Roy stopped shooting. He grabbed his results. There were a few in the center and a whole bunch around in random spots on the paper. Riza smiled and kissed him.

"Hold on I want one more." Riza said and set up another peice of paper.

"That doesn't have a target on it." He said.

"I know." She smiled and started to shoot. When the sounds of bullet casings hitting the ground stopped, Roy looked up. Riza grabbed the paper and handed it to Roy. He looked at it. It said "I love you, Mr. Mustang." punched out were the bullets had hit it. He looked at it in awe. She kissed him deeply. He touched her lip with his tounge, but barely waited for permission to enter before shoving his tounge in her mouth. She moaned. He broke the kiss and smirked. He grabbed her butt.

"Maybe we should take this somewhere more private." Riza said softly in Roy's ear. He nodded and pulled her through the town to the outskirts, into the woods, out of the woods, into a small clubhouse where Riza whould hide out when she was younger.

"Here's good." Roy said anxiously.

"How did you know about this?"

"I came here to stare at you when I was living here to study being in the military." Roy said. Riza sighed and pulled him inside. She kissed him and he pushed her onto the small futon which was inside.

"No foreplay. I can't take any." Riza moaned and he started to kiss her neck.

"You konw how long I've wanted you to say that?" Riza smirked and pulled Roy's shirt over his head. Roy pulled Riza's pants and underwear down to her knees and she copied. Her shirt and bra dissapeared next and he kissed her again. She kissed back and he thrust in. She moaned and kissed him more deeply. He trust in and out for about 3 minutes before Riza started to tighten around him. He kept going and she kissed his chest. He smiled and panted lightly. Riza screamed his name as she was pushed over the edge. Roy kept thrusting. He thrust once more and released his hot seed into her. She felt her entire body get warm as he collapsed next to her. She rolled on top of him. She kissed his chin and up to his lips then continued to his nose, to his ear, then to his forehead and his other ear. He moaned and rubbed her leg. She kissed his lips and he nodded answering her silent wuestion. She positioned her opening over him and went down on him. They both gasped and Riza continued.

Two hours after they left, Roy and Riza made it back home. RJ, surprisingly, was sleeping so the couple colapsed on the bed. Riza threw the shopping bag on the floor and curled up into Roy's side. It was warm and inviting and she drifted of to sleep.

"Riza...wake up...Riza..." Riza's eyes opened, but all she could see was black. She moved her head a little and noticed that is was Roy's chest. She smiled and kissed it.

"Roy..."

"It's time for dinner, sweetheart." Roy said.

"Awww." She groaned and pushed herself reluctantly into a sitting position. Roy hugged her from behind and picked her up.

"You need to eat if you wanna keep your strength up for tomorrow." He said.

"Roy...we need to get RJ. I'll be right there, meet me downstairs." She said. Roy let her down and went downstairs. Riza blinked a couple of times and went in to get RJ. He was sitting in his crib. Riza picked him up and noticed something red on his shirt. She sat him down on the changing table. He whimpered as she gently pulled the shirt up. There was a ravor thin, bloody line going from one side of his body to the next.

"Mo...mmy." He said.

"What happened, baby? Who did this to you?" She asked him retorhically as she gently cleaned the wound. He whimpered and cried out a little, but didn't burst into tears or anything.

"Riza, is everything...Oh my GOD! What the hell?" Roy came in and saw RJ. He walked quickly over to her. She was crying more than he was. Roy pulled a small gauze wrap from the baby bag under the crib.

"See, I told you we'd need that." Riza said trying to lighten the mood. Roy wrapped the little baby's stomach in the gauze and put a fresh shirt on him.

"There, um...any idea how that happened?"

"Let's go eat, I bet RJ's starving. We'll eat and then think it over. I'll talk to Chris about it quietly, but don't say anything until it's just me and you, kay?" Roy nodded and they went down stairs. Everyone said grace and Roy placed RJ reluctantly into a highchair.

"Liz..." Chris said whispering so only she could hear.

"What?" The two conversed under their breath so it couldn't be heard over the roar of Riza's family members.

"Aunt Blair seemed peculiarly intrested in seeing RJ. I didn't let her, but I caught her in the nursery while you two were sleeping. You should make sure the little guy's okay."

"Kay, thanks. Hey, Chris do you know anything about her? Anything at all?"

"I know she's been married almost 30 times and she only like 35. I also know that during each of them, she was divorced for cheating. I know she's married now and I know she wants Roy."

"Is that it?"

"Yeah."

"Kay, thanks." She smiled a little and turned to Roy.

"What the matter."

"I'm cold." She said like a little kid. Roy smirked and pulled Riza's chair so close that the chairs hit each other. Blair watched enviously. Riza laid her head on Roy's shoulder and he wrapped his arm around her waist. RJ was enjoying a little bit of mashed potatoes. Roy and Riza didn't like mash potatoes and they were the only people, beside Blair who weren't eating them.

"Blair was the one who hurt RJ." Riza said almost inaudibly. Roy looked at her worriedly.

"Are you sure?''

"Yes." She was still whispering. Roy nodded and rubbed the top of her head gently with his cheek.

"I am retiring to my room early tonight. Goodnight." Blair said and left the dining room. Riza growled very softly.

After Dinner, Roy and Riza brought RJ into the library and watched him as they played chess. After their 3 or 4 games, they retired to bed. Roy moved the crib to their room and locked the door when the small family was inside. RJ fell asleep quickly and Riza laid him in his crib. Roy shut off the light and got into bed next to Riza. She curled into his chest and murmered her suspision of what Blair was planning. Roy listened intently.

"How could she hurt my baby?" Riza sobbed. into the side of Roy's shirt.

"I don't know, Riza." He replied and hugged her into his chest. It was almost 12 o'clock midnight and everyone else had gone to sleep. Roy and Riza thought they were the only ones awake, but suddenly, Roy heard something break down the hall.

"What was that?" Riza's tears had stopped and now she was afraid. Roy shrugged and got out of the bed.

"I'm gonna go see.''

''No!" Riza gasped and tackled him before he could get to the door.

"What the hell?"

"I'm not letting you go out there. Now be a good boy and STAY HERE!" Roy was about to dissagree when Riza handcuffed him to a loop on the floor. He cursed as she stood. She grabbed a hidden gun, he had to remember to take it away after. She ignored his curses and walked cautiously out of the room. Riza left the door open so Roy could see if she were okay. He saw her get attacked and heard a gunshot. No one seemed to wake up to the noise. What was wrong with these people? They hear a gunshot, but continue to sleep? Roy reached into his back pocket as he heard two people fighting hand to hand in the hallway. He took out his small master key and unlocked the handcuffs. He ran into the hall, but was quickly jumped. He felt someone's lips on his own, but could tell they weren't Riza's. He pushed the person off and Riza shot them. The woman yelled and jumped out the window. Riza was about to go after her, but Roy grabbed her.

"There's something else going on here. You'd think the other's would wake up to a gun shot sound?"

Riza: 'Kay there's your lemon, cliff hanger, and more hate mail for a certain hoe who was married 30 times! HEHE

Kago: I liked the lemon...hehehehehe muahahahahaha