Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

A/N: The first one I did was funnier then this is going to be but I remember some of the stuff I put in the original one. (It was deleted with the other ones). I got all the clothes from Smack me awake

Thoughts

"Talking"

FLASHBACKS

They are crying. My room mate and his boyfriend is crying. I told them that I was leaving and they started to go all over-dramatic saying things like:

"She's going to go kill herself!" or

"SHE'S…" then just crying and sobbing. It was sad. I was just going to the store! The store! The place down the street so-innocently sitting there waiting for me to spend the rest of my money at it but no! I have to sit here and explain to my friend that I wasn't going to commit suicide and remind him that the whole "Likes hide by dressing like a boy" thing was working. I was forced out of our apartment by a mad Inuyasha and Shippo because I "worried" them.

I sighed and pulled on my rage against the machine guerilla radio hoodie then smoothed down my Tripp orange stitch lock chain pants. Or to put it in simpler form a black hoodie with the word RAGE on the front and a star on the back with the words Guerilla Radio and my pants: black, baggy with orange stitches and a chains crossing in the front and back that was attacked to each other with straps that went everywhere, oh and a skull on the right pocket. It's just easier to us the normal names for them.

I tucked my upside down cross necklace in my shirt under my hoodie and shoved my hands in my pockets shaking my head messing up my already uncombed wig hair. I didn't have any eyeliner on since I was forced out before I could get ready to even go outside. I walked to the market down the street, stopping at the street light in a crowd of school-girls and business dudes and the others. Others: As in people we don't go to school and have stupid jobs or no jobs.

I'm one of the no-job others. Some guy next to me was humming and jumping up and down looking over the peoples heads before stopping and talking randomly to me and the other people. "I wish this would hurry up" he tilted his head towards me and said "You know your really cute…" I tensed and stepped away from him "Dude I'm not gay" he laughed and patted my shoulder "No worries" the street thing did the walking dude and I speed forward with the guy following.

I got into the store him following all smiley still talking to me about something like "I'm not gay either!" or something. I don't know he just kept talking. I grabbed a cart rolling it down the bread section grabbing some normal bread turning towards the meats grabbing stuff while the guy got his own food putting it in MY cart. "I'm Kohaku" "Okay" I said taking his stuff out and putting it back while he took my stuff out and put it back.

I turned and pointed at him my finger in his face since we are the same height "Go away! I don't have a job and need to get the food I want!" Kohaku patted my hand pushing it down behind putting a meat pack in there. I twitched stomping away leaving my cart with him going up and getting one of those basket things walking down the chip thing getting some sun chips putting them in my basket walking to the meats where Kohaku was still standing all fish-like.

I grabbed my meats with Kohaku leaving the kart behind he followed me and started talking again. I frowned and got some ice cream bars then getting some bread moving along to the veggies. Kohaku continued to tell me about his life and his bird names Coo, "I don't fucking care about your bird dude" I grabbed some tomato's in a packet thing throwing them in my basket. He continued to talk when I went to pay for my food; she packed my bags both of us annoyed with him. It helps since his voice is annoying. Girlish voice kind of.

I walked out of the store after paying for my foods and stuff. Kohaku following on after me talking about his oh-so-wonderful job closing in on him apartment building since hoping that he would get the sense to go away since I was talking to him. I'm just going to come out in say that I hate him and want him to go away. Sound reasonable right? Right. I turned towards him and opened my mouth but someone came out of my building cutting me off "Oh hey Souta!" Shippo said cheerfully skipping over to where I was grabbing the bags looking at Kohaku. "Hi! I'm Kohaku" Kohaku waved so happily at the freaked out Shippo. I patted the scared Shippo's head.

"I'll leave you to your friend…" Shippo said slowly inching towards the door zooming in me stuck forever with this bug. "So your name is Souta?" Kohaku grabbed my hoodie sleeve dragging down the road. "Look I want to go home and you know stay there away from you" I said slowly so he would understand. Kohaku did this evil glare thing that scared the shit out of me, I gulped and allowed myself to be dragged to where ever Kohaku was taking me. He talked even more saying something about getting me a job where he worked.

Getting dragged into an apartment building, I got dragged to the elevator, forced to push a button by Kohaku then dragged to a condo. Fun. There was like three guys in the living room who shut up on what ever they was talking about to let Kohaku show me off as his new friend and stuff about me, well whatever Kohaku found out about me. Which is hardly anything at all, I tried to free myself from Kohaku's hold which is hard since for a little guy he is strong. I tugged and tugged on my hoodie but he wouldn't let go. The guys on the couch watched as I tried to free my self from the evil talking boy of doom silently laughing at me. Bastards.

Wait-a-minute I remember these guys from the restaurant they are in the main Taisho gang thing. My heart raced pulling harder on Kohaku's hold getting free. "I have to leave" I said going towards the door Kohaku chasing after me as I nearly tripped towards the door. I got to it when it opened and there stood the leader himself all dressed in black. That reminds me of the wedding song. Here comes my kill all dressed in black. Amazing how I crack myself up when I could die if he sees any hint of Kagome in my Souta-hide-out-body.

Kohaku grabbed my hoodie again not letting go any time soon. He smiled all brightly at Sesshomaru "Hey boss this is Souta and he is my friend and I would like for him to become one of us" wow his bold. "No" "Aw why not?" "'Cause I told you to meet me and Miroku at the gates but no you go and pick up a new friend" Kohaku laughed and dragged me unwillingly back into my soon to be grave. "He'll be a house-keeper! You know you need one" Kohaku said like it was the deal of a life time.

"Oh no he doesn't" I tried to free myself "I dislike cleaning vary much and I can't cook and…" everyone was watching me now "I don't shower so I'll let myself out" Kohaku kept a hold on me glaring that glare again "No you may not and you can learn to do all that stuff even shower" "I'm… sick…" I faked a cough "Really sick. Like deadly" Got the glare again "No your not" Okay I have to be rude then quickly get away when they are all in shock "I just hate you and already have a headache from your voice" Kohaku didn't let go. All was all still watching EVERYONE! "No your working here if I have to kill you" Why does he care? "Why do you care?" "Because your quiet and listen" I picked at my ear with my free hand "Huh what?"

Everyone got good laugh at that. "Okay his hired" Sesshomaru said smirking, "But Kohaku I hope your willing to share your room with him". I blinked share room. "Yes, yes!" Kohaku tugged me down a hall to a room opening it "In order to work here you must live here" Who ever said I wanted to work here? "No way!" I had gotten free once again making a run for the front door dodge grabs at me I got to the front door opening it running into a hard chest falling back dizzily looking up at Inuyasha and Shippo.

"What are you doing here?" Inuyasha said confused/rude voice. Shippo helped me up and I ran for it again or tried but Kohaku got a hold of my hoodie again and started to drag me again. "No! Help! Shippo! Help me! For the love of god! HELP!" I cried on and on for help but later while I was locked in a room Shippo had fallen for the charms of everyone that hated me for some reason and agreed to bring my stuff here and sell me off to them only if he got to stay here too.

Being kept in a room for two days while Shippo packed everything we needed, clothes and crap selling every thing else. But in for the good news I got a job.

A/N: I'm so weird. Next chapter well be told in Sesshomaru's P.O.V. Maybe if I make him cool enough. Sooo yeah.