Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha

Warning: Randomness

A/N: This is in Sesshomaru's P.O.V. because I'm the author and I am a great person. I can make Sesshomaru a totally loon. Yes I know, "Sesshomaru? A loon? Never!" well you're wrong. Oh and just because his thoughts are crazy does not mean there in a emotion on his face. He is emotionless.

("")/() Attacks of the candy.

Chapter 3: Sesshomaru's Most Inner Thoughts

The maid (Souta as some called him) came out of his room that he shared with one of most trusted, yet vary forgetful and easily amused workers. Wait what was I talking about again? Oh right Souta came out about once or twice every day for the two weeks he has been working. I don't know how the boy took showers or baths or go to the bathroom or something! DEAR GOD HE IS GOING TO DIE! I'm not cleaning up the mess. No way am I the great and powerful Sesshomaru going to clean body fluids. Unless he is a robot then I would have to clean up oil.

That explains it! Souta is a robot which means he does not have to go to the bathroom or eat! Ha I get it!

"Mr. Taisho!" a voice came from above or in front of me. Miroku came up to the front of my desk panting; he is way out of shape. I mean my office isn't that far from the apartment. And he probably drove, took the elevator, and ran (slowly) down the hall to my office. Which is nicely placed in a place called "OFFICE R JAPAN" where people rent office space… so I bought the company. You know for a cover, of covering my evilness from the cops. Piggish…moo.

"Sesshomaru, –pant- Shippo –pant- said that –pant- he and Inuyasha are going –pant- to get -pant- married –pant, pant-." What happened to Mr. Taisho? Now it's only Sesshomaru? No Sesshomaru-sama or Lord Sesshomaru or Oh great Almighty God-like Sesshomaru? Okay no one ever called me that but they should. I think I want pie for lunch. Miroku stared at me for a while "Sir?" he said slowly. That's right sir a title with respect but it makes me sound old. I think Oh great Almighty God-like Sesshomaru is better. Oh right with the little Miroku who said something. "What did you say?" I couldn't help but said a little annoyed because he was near my toy ducky.

I think he think I'm angry at him "Are you angry?" Wala! I stared at him for a while before saying "no" grabbing my duck putting it away from him. "Your brother and Shippo are getting married" I blinked slowly then sighed "why do I care?" Miroku blinked then answered with a oh-so-smart answer "I don't know; I thought you would care since he is your brother and all" then he started to panic "Unless you don't care and your starting to hate me and your thinking about killing me" he dropped to the ground and curled into a little ball "Don't kill me!"

What the hell? I think that he has gay-best-friend-coleuses. Poor him. He wiggled out of my office in a hurry crying. Screaming how mean and evil I was and that he would get his revenge. Freak. He has the mood swings of a woman. Wait no that was sexist of me. I am a bad-bad gang leader; the ladies won't dig me anymore. Some how I got the picture of fan-girls into mind screaming "we –heart- you Oh great Almighty god-like Lord Sesshomaru-same" I think I like the ring to that. I wonder if I should turn this place into a home for my gang members. It's like for the homeless. Only for a gang and I could keep a better eye on them, Nah.

(Time passes – Sesshomaru goes home- finds the apartment trashed)

As time passed, I went home and found my apartment trashed. Souta glaring at my slaves (or employees), who was in a corner shaking, I started to make a list of things to do if the anger is turned on me. 1.) Back slowly out the door 2.) Beg for forgiveness 3.) Fed him to the dogs. That last one sounds nice. I should try to sneak away though. Shutting the door quickly and quietly. I tip-toed to the hallway, glancing at them once and a while to make sure they didn't see me. In a dash I made it through the trashy living room to the hall way only to step on a piece of…thing that made noise making everyone look at me. I stood straight from my sneaking form. Everyone but the maid looked happy to see me.

In fact Souta looked like a mouse and I was the cat. I'm more of a dog person, so he'll have to be a ball and me, a playful puppy ready to attack the ball full force. How can I get so off track sometimes? Souta was zooming towards me, past me, and with a loud slam back into his bedroom like the ball he is. Freak. "Ooh he is scared of you!" Kouga said all teasing like. "Good" I said all cool like since I'm so cool. I walked to my room ignoring the strange sounds of banging coming from Souta's room then a pausing then a clanging sound. Creepy. If I didn't know better I'd believe that he was killing something with a pillow case filled with a few (hundred) pennies.

You know for a person who was ignoring the sounds I sure do know a lot. I got to the end of the hall and opened my bedroom door stepping in the frost-bit goodness of my room to plot about what to so and how to find that pesky waitress.

-8:32AM Breakfast time

I so freaking tired and hungry, maybe staying up until odd hours of the morning isn't a vary good idea. Damn you porno!

Flashback

I sat on my bed with the mute on my TV as a girl screamed loudly in pleasure, begging for more from the man. I started to undo my pants sliding them down tears starting to come to my eyes "I love it when they beg, its just so beautiful" I wiped the tears away and started to work.

End Flashback

It was beautiful. I laid my head on the table as Souta made the table and then hurried back to the stove to finish the eggs and other random things. Inuyasha and a giggling Shippo came into the kitchen sitting down at the table, a few more people coming in as well sitting down. I lifted my head and leaned back in my chair staring at them as they talked quietly to themselves. I never noticed how big the kitchen was or how big the whole god damn apartment is. It's the whole floor of the building, and it's a pretty big building. There are other doors that lead into other apartments but i think I had them destroy the walls and turn it into one big condo.

I need to start planning more attention to what I own and what I did. Maybe too many knocks to the head. Souta put plates in front of every one and bowed to us before leaving to go back to his room with a plate of his own in his hand. I took a bite out of the food, waving my hand so everyone else could dig in. How many rooms are in this place? Too many, how many people are living here? Oh god. I'm a bad leader if I don't know. Oh well these eggs are good.

-After noon-

My head hurts and the maid is playing some nature shit to calm the nerves of Shippo who got into a fight with Inuyasha who was sulking in the bedroom. I sat on the couch green tea in hand, the living room got turned into a relaxing spa and everyone in the house has to drink tea or green tea or all the other teas and eat healthy foods. Shippo and Souta sat on the floor crossed legged in some weird outfit that looked like a kimono but I'm taking a wild guess and saying that it is something to help relaxation take place. Shippo let out a sigh and fell backwards asleep, Souta getting up dragging Shippo to his and Inuyasha's room saying "That always works".

The smell of this place is making me dizzy.

-Dinner time-

Candy for dinner whooo! Hehe which one of you shall I eat first? You Mr. Gummy Bear? You are a brave young soldier. ("Oh no don't eat me!" Mr. Gummy bear yelled) I smirked and ate him. Slowly.

-That night-

I'm soo bored. I'm sooo bored. I'm soooooooo bored. I twisted around in my bed rolling up the blankets grabbing a teddy bear from under my pillow wrapping him in with me. I rolled off my bed with a soft thump, rolling around the ground unwrapping the cover from me then throwing Mr. Teddy Bear at the door then rolling back up in the cover and inching my way towards Mr. TB. I bit his arm and threw him across the room, before slowly inching my way towards him once again. Bwhahaha! Fear me!

-Ten minutes and a destroyed teddy bear later-

I settled in my bed and went to sleep. Or not. Loud pounding came to my ears from my door, "come in…" I think. The door slammed open and Shippo stormed in with a pillow in hand throwing it on my bed and then leaving then coming back with a blanket and a slam of the door getting into my bed back faced to me. I laid there blinking. Um… "Why are you in my bed?" Shippo let out a huff and sat up turning to me and glaring with tears in his eyes. His glare turned into a soft stare with more tears. He flung himself at me burying his face into my chest.

Inuyasha tip-toed in at the wrong time "what the hell is going on in here?" He yelled bring more sobs from Shippo and I just sat there scared to death. Shippo clung to my chest more and Inuyasha started ranting and raving and reving. Okay reving isn't a word but it sounds good right? Reving at me. Oh god I need to see the closes thing to a therapist.

-The next day in the living room-

"So what did the monkey do to you?" Souta asked crossing his legs in his chair in front of the couch where I laid writing something down then pushing up his glasses. "I-it bit me" I said closing my eyes. "Did it say sorry in the end?" he asked looking over his glasses. "Yes" "How did that make you feel?" "Better" I said and watched him nod. I let out a breath and sat up, "I'm hungry now" he stood and left to go make some food for his master. Yes. I feel the power.

A/N: This is all I could think of. Don't get angry… Sesshomaru is hard to write for. Okay and he is demanding my attention and snapping his fingers right now and whispering in my ear ideas for new stories. I'm going to kill him.