Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha. Remember… everyone owns the why game.
Warning: Pad/tampons… female stuff. You know female stuff. Taco shells, cookie dough, jelly beans.
A/N: I love this story. I said that I wasn't going to update until I got a 100 reviews because the number 99 is not fun. No no no. Here is my story:
Chapter 5: The Why Game Pt 2.
Recap:
I felt a something touch my back making me jump and spin around. My eyes widened as did Sesshomaru's.
"It's you the bitch…."
Now:
I threw a candy bar at him and threw a ten dollar bill at the cashier and ran. That is what happen. Now I'm changing back into a guy, my wig is on and my pants. I'm putting my straps on now. After I got that done I pulled my baggy shirt over my head. Putting my girly (all of it, even the stuff she bought) stuff in my bag zipping it up I walked out of the stall going over to the mirror and sink. Washing off whatever make-up I had on I pulled out some eye-liner and put that one.
Sighing I leaned against the sink and shook up head before standing up straight. "That was really close" I said to myself picking up my backpack walking out of the bathroom and out of the random close store I ran into. Sesshomaru was in there looking around, glaring around was more like it.
"Taisho-sama" I said in my boyish voice. Sesshomaru snapped his glare to me looking me over then sighing dropping his glare.
"Souta, did you see a girl with longish black hair and some colored eyes. Skinny. Cute. Scared out of her mind?" Sesshomaru said moving his hands in what his was talking about.
I'm cute? O-okay. I shook my head looking down at my feet. Sesshomaru sighed in a giving up way. I inched away from him but he grabbed my arm and pulled me with him to the exit. "Your moving around freely is now over. Were going home"
I'm sad now.
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Shippo was all giggling when we got home. It had started to rain on the way back and Sesshomaru had refused to get a taxi because he said that he had no more money on him. We had stopped at the store we were just at, the one where I was almost killed in. He forgot his candy. Then he dragged me home. I'm not wet standing in the foyer because I was forbidden to go out of here by Shippo. He was getting us some towels. Sesshomaru was stripping and I had to turn away because I keep wanting to look at him. I felt the back of my shirt start to lift and I moved away quickly turning around to the completely naked Sesshomaru.
"You must be cold. Take off your clothes. Were both men here" He said that in a almost caring voice. If you call a emotionless voice caring.
I shook my head fast, "I'm not cold" I was because this place is always kept cold. Sesshomaru grabbed my shirt against trying to lift again but I held it down looking down but then looking back up since I caught sight of the monster. You know what I mean. The MONSTER. I was blushing I know it. Oh god.
He has a nice body and nice body parts… oh god. Lions and tiger. Oh my oh me!
Praise you! Shippo bounced in the foyer then bounced out with a blush when he saw that Sesshomaru was naked and pulling on my clothes. He bounced back in smiling giving Sesshomaru a towel and me one.
Sesshomaru was glaring at me, "Do you have a reason you don't want to get naked in front of me?"
I shook my head fast wiping my clothing and hair with the towel. "You have a secret. And I'm going to find out what it is." He sounded determined. Oh god! Oh god! I'm going to die!
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I changed into some warm loose clothing, plopping down on my bed on a body. I jumped up fast and turned looking at my bed with wide eyes at a sleeping girl. And here was where I let out a scream. The girl that was sleeping in my bed sat up slowly rubbing her eyes with a fist. She looked around Kohaku's age, and looked like him too. But she didn't have freckles. About 19 or so. Well that is how old Kohaku is.
Stop spacing out! We were staring at each other for a moment then she let out a scream that matched my own. Kohaku came rushing in only in his boxers, hair wet. Wait why didn't he come rushing in when I screamed? Jerk.
"Pervert!" She yelled at me, glaring covering her fully clothed body with my covers. My covers. My f-ing covers.
Kohaku grabbed the front of my shirt pulling me close, pulling me a little to hard making me bump my head on his head. Ow. He winced a little as our heads bounced off one another. He shook his head and went back to the protecting his sister, which I guess that was what she was.
"What the hell were you doing to my sister?" He asked in his angry voice. He was scary angry.
I went to say something but the bed taking said something for me, sweet things to, "He was trying to touch me in my sleep! But I woke up and caught him" She said pointing at me with her index finger.
"Was that was happen?" Kohaku asked pulling me closer to his face. Wow. He has really good skin.
I blinked and shook my head slowly. Kohaku smiled going back happy again, letting me go. Freedom!
"Well okay!" Kohaku said clapping his hands together once, looking to his sister. "Sango. Stop being so dramatic" he said walking out of the open bedroom door. I sighed and glanced at the gasping and gaping "Sango" before leaving the room. I walked to the kitchen to start diner.
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The nerve of my brother taking someone who is not family side! The nerve! I climbed out of the bed of cute guy and went over to my brother's to go back to sleep before I leave again. I'm going to find out about this guy that got my brother to believe him with just a shake of his head.
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And so it happened. Sango was following me around the place, asking me random questions, at random times. Like when I'm trying to go to sleep. Or when I'm cooking. Or feeding Sesshomaru his daily candy. Even when I was shopping for stuff. She is crazy.
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He is really cute. You don't even know! Well now you do. But that is all besides the point. I think I have a little crush on him.
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I felt this gripping pain in my stomach. I winced and placed a hand on my stomach, "Ow" I said out loud backing away from the stove leaning over a little. Sesshomaru walked in at that time to look at me in pain, blink, then turn in yell for Shippo to say that I was dying.
Shippo ran into kitchen looking at me with wide eyes. Sesshomaru murmuring something like "what is he suicidal?". Shippo tried to pull me up straight but it felt like there was a metal string was there and if I stood straight it would rip open a few organs I may need in the future. So I was walked to the bathroom, bent over.
10 minutes later….
It turns out that I had started my blood path, or period as some call it. Joy. So I get to use Shippo's and Inuyasha's bathroom this week so I don't have to worry about being caught or anything like that. I mean I didn't have to worry about showers because there was three locks on the door to the bathroom and I made a up a contract with everyone in this wing that if they bugged me during showers I wouldn't feed, clean, do anything for a year.
They understood and signed the paper.
After taking some pills I went back into the kitchen and went back to cooking as If nothing had happened. Sesshomaru was in there playing with some jelly beans, making some hats for them with some extra cookie dough. I made cookies the other day and I didn't want to make a lot so I had extra and stuff so I froze some and Sesshomaru found it when looking for salt. In the freezer. I don't know why he would think that salt would be in the freezer, but that is just how Sesshomaru's head is. He is a true blond.
"Sesshomaru pick out a vegetable for me" I said flipping the fraying pork chops, careful so I didn't burn myself. Sesshomaru made a sound, and said something I couldn't hear. I didn't hear him get up. "Sesshomaru, I don't care if your not going to eat them. Other people might like vegetables. Shippo's likes vegetables and so does Kohaku" I pointed out. I think I'm turning to a mom and Sesshomaru is the child.
"Yeah girly men like vegetables. Makes them short like you" Sesshomaru said like he knew what he meant. I ignored being called short and went to go get a vegetable myself.
I put two cans of green beans in front of Sesshomaru and one of those do it yourself can opener and told him to open them. I went back to the pork chops, taking them off the pan. Powdering some up in seasoning and flour then putting them in the grease pan, letting it pop all over my hands. Hurting and burning them.
"I'm done!" Sesshomaru said in a vary loud voice, yet still managed to be cold and heartless about it. I turned and saw he did what I asked. For once. In stead of throwing it across the room and opening it that way. Or staring at it until I came over there and did it for him.
He got dressed that way for a week. He got in the shower, and when he got out and dried off. He just walked out of his room with towel on, until I picked out clothes for him and put them on him. It was vary embarrassing and I'm hoping he never goes through that stage again. Back to the beans.
I got a bowl and went over to him grabbing a can, pouring it in a bowl then doing the same to the other one. Sesshomaru grabbed the cans when I was done with then and started using them for housing for the jelly bean army. Of course, he only wanted them and he couldn't use them with the enemy in them. God forbid!
Getting done with all the food I had to cook. I started setting the table, then putting food on the plates, then filling up glasses with water. It was like a restaurant but I don't get tips. Oh well. I pushed a button that set off a alarm that dinner was done so I didn't have to yell. Sesshomaru threw the now boring can's across the room. I sighed and went to go pick them up. He is such a child.
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I have the power to make him do anything! Yes! I threw the can's that didn't working out because I couldn't make doors for the jelly bean army to go in and he picked them up! It's so cool. Anyhow. He put green beans on my plate and I wanted to push them off my plate but Souta was staring at me making sure I ate them. He is like my mother. God. I hate him. I HATE YOU SOUTA.
Whoa clam down Sesshomaru. That was a little angry of me. I'm calm now and pouring sugar on my green beans. I put some jelly beans on my plate because they are beans too….so they go next to the green beans. It is a beanie family.
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THE NEXT DAY:
My period is going quiet well with the pills that dull the pain and stuff like that. I can do all the normal stuff I do with out anyone thinking other wises. It's going good. I'm happy with it. Plus I never was a "bitch" as some females refer to themselves as dogs when they are on their period. I never understood that. I mean does it mean that they are ugly or something. I don't know. Those kind of people confuse me with all the animal talk.
I slid a American band tee shirt over my head. Something like HIM on the front. I've only heard the band once and yeah. Souta liked them or him I guess. I pulled up some random black pants I took from Shippo because I thought that they was the cutest things I ever saw. They are just plain black pants. But they are cute. Oh my god, cute. You get it now.
I came out of Shippo's and Inuyasha's bedroom and walked into the living room where Sesshomaru was sitting watching TV.
"What are you watching?" I asked sitting down on the couch near him. He turned and stared at me for a moment as I pulled my feet on the couch and under me, then he turned back to the TV.
"How to kill a squealing mass of females" he answered like it was his favorite show. "Why?" I asked as I stared at him.
"Why ask why" he answered with a question. Ass.
"Because I can" I answered, "It sounds good"
"Why?" He asked now looking at me.
"I just told you that it sounded good" I answered getting annoyed with him copying me.
"Why?" He asked with a smirk on his face.
"Because when a person (me) asked a question like: "What are you watching?". They are wanting the other person (you) not to answer, "How to kill a squealing mass of females"!" I answered angry now.
"Why?" He asked again.
"Because it's not normal, Sesshomaru. It's just not normal" I answered shaking my head at him and turning away. He got it that I was going to ignore him from now on, so he turned back to his show.
Mmm. This is a good show.
A/N: I love the why game. My friend (Allison) and I play this all the time. It goes on forever. I shall explain the rules of the game now. You can start The Why Game when ever you want, with anyone too. One person would say something (Ex: I like cows) and then the other person (the whyer) will asked why. That person will answer and you continue to ask why until they give up. Then you (the whyer) have won.
Sorry for the shortness of the chapter. But if I wrote long long chapters you guys would get bored and loss interest in my story and stuff. And I love this story and you should too.