Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha.

Warning: Llamas, the talk of LOVE!

A/N: Hi. This chapter is dedicated to two of my reviewers: fear-the-evil-llamas and DarkAngelAssassin666. Because when I was reading over some reviews I read theirs and yeah. They helped me… You guys didn't. You suck. Jump off a bridge. I kid.

Chapter 6: Sesshomaru's Most Inner Thoughts 2: I'm not on drugs. I'm on Love.

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""What are you doing?" Souta asked me in a weird tone.

"Watching you eat" I asked in a weirder tone.

He stared at me and frowned, "Right.. could you stop?" I shook my head and he sighed and stuffed almost all of the hot dog in his month. Wow.. that was cool. Almost all of it. He must be use to things being stuffed down his throat.

Shippo told me that he was a whore once upon a time, so I'm guessing Souta was one with him once upon a time. Kohaku said that Souta was straight but Souta is WAY to girly to be straight.

I moved towards him and place a hand on his knee, inching it upwards, "So are you use to cock...hot dogs in your mouth?"

He choked and stared at me with wide eyes, "Excuse me?"

I'm bored already; I'm just going to cut to the chase, "I'm in love with you, lets have sex" and I jumped on him.

He let out a scream and called for help. No one heard him and we had hot passionate sex,"

"And that was my dream" I told Souta leaning back on the couch I was laying on. Souta stared at me all wide mouth and eyes, "Excuse for a moment. I'm going to go puke"

He left the room faster then a cheetah. Grrr go kitty go.

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Souta is all avoiding me now, so he is busying himself with cleaning and stuff like that. And all I did was watch him. So I was bored and so I started playing with this cool little green bottle thing! It is neat!

I narrowed my eyes and pretended to shot the coffee table with the green bottle thing and I watched it explode in my mind. It was sweet! SWEET!

Souta was all looking around for something when I looked up from the coffee table, murmuring about something green. I looked down at the bottle, then back up at Souta before flinging the bottle back behind me.

Souta sighed and pulled off some yellow gloves and wiped his forehead, turning towards me, so he could get the trash ready to go in the garbage shoot thing. He lifted the thing and put it in making sure that it would go down before closing the door thing and locking it.

He looked at me, giving me a little smile thing when I looked up from my book from in the living room.

"Sesshomaru, could you tell me where you put the green little bottle your were playing with earlier?" Souta asked nicely.

I stared at him for a minute, then smirked, "Wouldn't you like to know?"

Souta narrowed his eyes at me, "Yes, I would" he paused with this little head shake thing, "That is kind of why I asked." He continued to stare at me for a moment then I blinked and he twitched.

"I don't know about you but I'm feeling a little uncomfortable with you checking me out like that" I said glaring at him a bit. Souta glared back and he pointed at me with his index finger, "Go to your room!"

I could feel my eye's widened in shock. My room? No.. There is nothing to do in there! I would be bored! I would die of boredom! I glared at him and stood up fast, throwing my book down on my chair and stomped off to my room. I stopped before I got to the hallway and turned yelling, "Why don't you check up your ass. Ass monkey!" then running of to my room

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Sango was all in my room when I got there and I was a little shocked too because people normal stay clear of my room. I don't know why… maybe it's because I have a cool vibe and everybody else is all not cool. Mm.. Maybe. Never mind I'm making no sense.

Sango turned to me and smiled big, "Greeting from the normal people"

"I don't like you" I said slowly narrowing my eyes at her. She frowned and narrowed her eyes back, "Same here Captain, but we share a interest"

"Llamas?" I suggested straightening up and being normal now.

"Llamas are evil. They spit in your eye! Your left eye," Sango said all nerd like, "happen to me once"

My eyes opened wide in shock, "Lies!"

She glared and shook her head, "No true story"

We continue to talk about how llamas are going to take over the world with Barbie® on their backs and bunnies. The whole world is falling into a black pit. A big pit. A pit so big it hurts.

"Sesshomaru! I'm leaving to shop!" We heard Souta yell and a door slam behind him. We blinked and Sango smirked, "Let's follow him"

So here we are… with Miroku, Sango and I. We had followed Souta down the street and lost him, it was sad.

An hour later –

God this is boring.. Gasp! There he is!

I dragged Miroku and Sango into the ally with me, pressing myself against the wall before looking around the corner to see Souta lift that tiny boy to look at the puppies. So Souta is cheating on me… with a kid. The kid shall die.

I felt Miroku shaking besides me, "Sesshomaru-sama," he paused, taking a deep breath while I turned back around the corner and pressed my back against it again, "what are we doing?"

I turned my head to him and looked at him, as he looked at me. "Stalking Souta… now shush" I glared and turned back to look to see what Souta was doing with the child. Sango came next to me and looked at Souta and the evil being he was holding.

"What is he holding?" Sango asked quietly, glaring at the giant banana (The kid) Souta was holding. "A banana… a ruined and already opened banana. A banana that needs to be destroyed…"

Miroku looked pushed us aside to look at the said banana, "Hey, guys I don't see a banana…ahhh!" Miroku was pulled back in the ally with a hand over his mouth and a shush from me.

Sango singled that it was okay and that Souta didn't see or heard him. I glared at Miroku, "We are stalking him!"

"Well sorry! I'm kind of new at the whole stalking thing!"

I stared at him like he was stupid, "Miroku," I paused and looked him over quick, "You're a tracker. You stalk people for a living"

Miroku's mouth dropped open in shock, "What? I do not stalk people! I track them, gather information, and hang out at their place outside their window. Gathering information!"

"Yeah whatever you say… stalker" I said before turning back around to spy on Souta and the monkey banana.

"I'm not a stalker!"

"Shush!" Sango said angrily to Miroku, leaning against me to spy on Souta.

"I'm not a stalker…" Miroku said all pouty like.

"Whatever you say stalkermcstalksalot" I said leaning over the corner to see what he was doing now bring Sango with me, just standing there. Miroku stomped his foot and folded his arms over his chest.

"That doesn't make sense," He said in a 'I know all because I'm a stalker' type of voice.

"Neither does your mom," I said glancing at him then going back to Souta.

"That was nice," Sango said all happy like to me, "A nice mom comment always shuts them up"

I smiled at her and nodded, "I know."

"I hate you both" Miroku pouted looking abnormally cute.

"So does your mom" Sango said. I was all high five to her.

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It turned out that the monkey is Souta's older brother's children. Who is also named Souta. They must've ran out of names back in whoreville.

It's strange but I accept it.

I thought I would have to kill the children but no worries. The child is in safety back at home, and Souta is cook me dinner. All is back to normal.

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I creped up behind Souta getting really close, that I could feel the tenseness of his body. I grinned and whisper in a deep voice in his ear, "I'm going to sex you up…"

He let out a scream and Shippo grounded me to my room. My fucking room!

GROWL! OH MY GOD! I HATE THIS ROOM!

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A/N: Short but fun. I love Sesshomaru. It took me forever to write this because I like to write things that aren't this. Plus my friend didn't let me go home all week after school so yeah. I had no time. Sorry. I love you. You all rock.