Disclaimer: I, Me, do not own Inuyasha or the character. All rights are to the person whom created it…. © to Rumiko Takahashi.

Warning: Sheep, fathers, dates, kidnapping of someone, cat birth.

Chapter 7: Wet Fingers and Empty Light Sockets Don't Mix

"I love lesbians" Sesshomaru said, look at me over the top of his coffee mug (which was filled with juice).

"I bet" I said raising my eye brow at him, before going back to making a chart of cleaning of the apartment.

"Do you love lesbians?" Sesshomaru asked then taking a loud sip from his juice, closing his eyes tight.

"Not, really" I said watching him. I jumped a bit when he slammed his mug down and glared at me. He softened his glare and stared, "I want a sippy cup."

I frowned at him and rouse from my chair, walking further in the kitchen opening the sippy cup cupboard that was full of all kinds of colors and designs of sippy cups.

"What color are you filling like today?" I asked.

"What color of underwear are you wearing?" He asked back.

"Blue" I said, because I was and if I didn't tell him the truth he would find out and cry and call me a liar which strangely hurts my feelings.

He 'mmm'ed and said he wanted the blue one then. I picked a plain blue one, closing the cupboard. I went to the refrigerator, opening the sippy cup I put a bit of the lid in my month to hang on to it. Grabbing some random juice I slide the lid off and poured some juice in the blue sippy cup. Putting the juice back, I twisted the lid back on the sippy cup tightly.

Giving it to Sesshomaru, I went to walk over to my chair, but I heard Sesshomaru drop the sippy cup to the floor. I turned and picked it up and put it in front of him. "Stop throwing things" I said glaring at him a little.

He okayed and drank some of the juice from his sippy cup, watching me.

He is creepy. And childish.

I stared back, tapping my pen on the table. Having a staring contest with Sesshomaru, my mind faded back to when we met.

Flashbacky things (italics are the flashbacky thing. Normal is.. well normal)

I stood behind Taisho-sama staring down at him. I raised the pitcher and flipped it over his head letting the nice cold water pour on the man that could kill me and not think twice about it. I am such an idiot.

I am an idiot. Now I have to be a guy because of my stupidness. Sesshomaru and I continued to stare at each other, he gave me a smirk and I frowned.

Sesshomaru put his hand in his pocket, taking out a knife as everyone watched in shock, "I'm going to rip you apart then eat your heart".

End!

He is creepy. I felt my eyes start to get dry and tears coming up. I blinked and rubbed my eyes.

I heard Sesshomaru sip from his cup and a small chuckle. Asshole.

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Shippo and I are on the couch, eating popcorn and watching the latest horror movie. Fun all around.

I laid down on the couch and Shippo was all like, spread my legs and lay on me. So his front side was pressed again me and his cheek on my wrapped breast. He moved his arms under me and I just laid on them because he put them under there in the first place. So what do I care if he can't feel his arms after wards. His fault.

"Sheep are evil…" Shippo said out of no where. I nodded and patted his head. "I mean really evil. They like are going to kill us all"

"Shippo did you watch the sheep horror movie again?" I asked. He turned his head up and rested his chin on me. I moved my head down so I was looking at him.

"No…" He answered slowly.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! HE'S BACK!" Some girl screamed on the TV. I stared at Shippo and smiled, "You did, didn't you?"

He glared at me and turned his head back to the TV. I just laughed and went back to watching the movie as well.

I heard a gasp from the side of the couch. I looked up at Sesshomaru who was staring down at us.

"Lesbians…" he whispered. I frowned at him and glared. He lifted an eyebrow and smirked. Weirdo.

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Sesshomaru and I sat on the couch. We were watching the discovery channel, because there was a piece on cats that I wanted to watch and Sesshomaru just came in here because… well I don't know why he did.

"Meeeeeeooooowww!" I blinked and opened my mouth in shocked. They were showing cat porn on here!

I looked over at Sesshomaru who was frowning at the TV. I was shocked, but we continued to watch.

"Cats don't mate for life. Some do but it is rare. After a while, the cats gets pregnant and has kittens"

They showed a cat giving birth to kittens…. Ew… their all bloody.. I feel sick.

Sesshomaru covered his month and stood up fast running out of the room.

I'm changing the channel.

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"Greet me with love and hugs!" A yell came from the foyer of the apartment. I glanced at opening of the kitchen, then went back to making the salad. There are so many weirdo's that come here…

"Dad!" Inuyasha yelled, running down the hall way, slipping and sliding because of his socks.

Dad! As in father? As in Satan? NO! I froze and looked around quickly for somewhere to hide. I looked at the walk in freezer. I nodded to myself, taking the salad bowl with me, I ran to the freezer. I quickly hid myself near some meats, eating the lettuce from the bowl.

An hour later –

I'm cold… and hungry. I can hear everyone looking for me, but I refuse to meet Satan.

I buried my way further in the freezer when I heard the door open.

"Souta?" Sesshomaru said in a childish cute little voice. I looked out at him.

"I want you to throw something out if you are here. Then I'm going to go get you a sweater or something"

I looked at a small piece of wrapped meat. I rolled it out. He nodded his head and left.

He came back a moment later, carrying a black sweater that wrapped some other stuff. I had switched hiding places in the time he left so he didn't know where I was.

He placed the stuff on the floor and left. I waited a moment before crawling out and grabbing the stuff then crawling back to my hiding spot. I rolled the stuff out of the sweater, finding a cell phone and a bag on grapes and oranges. I put the food aside and slipped on the warm sweater.

It smelled like Sesshomaru, I sighed and grabbed the phone. I started eating the grapes, as the phone vibrated. I opened it and opened the text message. It was from Sesshomaru.

Sess: y r u hiding (why are you hiding?)

Sou: B/c ur dad is here (because your dad is here.)

Sess: O. y r u hiding again? (Oh. Why are you hiding again?)

Sou: im not answering that (I'm not answering that)

Sess: text when u want st (Text when you want something)

I closed the cell phone and placed it in the pocket of the hoodie. I put the grapes in my lap and starting eating them.

After a while….

I stayed in the freezer alone before Sesshomaru hid in the freeze as well to get away from everyone. I let him in near my hiding spot of meat and we ate grapes and oranges together. He even brought in some apples and juice for us.

More of time….

We fell asleep, I guess. Because I woke up in Sesshomaru's arms warm. He was still asleep, so just moved closer to him, and fell back asleep.

--- The next day ---

Sesshomaru had a cold so, I had to keep an eye on him so he doesn't kill himself to stop his running nose.

I was still feeling cold from yesterday. So I just stayed in Sesshomaru's bed with him, watching movies. I only got up to get us food and use the bathroom once.

Sesshomaru fell asleep and I just stared at him for a while before getting under the covers with him and hiding my head under a pillow going to sleep.

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I woke up in a strange, damp place. That smelled like dust and wet dogs. I was tied up and in a cage. Great. I have a bad feeling about this.

I hate life.

"I see you are awake!" A cheerful voice came.

"Blah…" I answered, sticking my tongue out.

"You have been kidnapped! Because you are Sesshomaru's lover!"

….

Lover? Kidnapped? What?

A/N: Sorry for the last parts of this.. I just didn't feel like writing anymore but I continued. Because I'm cool. Well.. I wrote this all in two days. Well if you put the times together it would just be one day. So I wrote this in one day! And sorry for it being so short.