Kaiba's Preferences

By: Niiro Yuuyake

Disclaimer: Niiro does not own Yu-Gi-Oh...but she does own a plushie! Sesshoumaru!

Warning: Same old, same old.

Chapter 1: Anzu's Guest

Yami had thought he made it perfectly clear when he told Anzu he was gay . . . as a matter of fact, he clearly, in Japanese, and loudly stated 'I'm gay'. So why in the nine hells was she at his door at fuckin' six thirty in the morning!

He contemplated letting little Yuugi deal with her, because in all honesty, it was summer, and he shouldn't have to deal with that shrieking bird if he didn't have to.

And dammit, he was having the most wonderful dream. Set-er-Kaiba(has to get back into 'kaiba-the-enemy-mode, instead of Dream-Seto-the-expert-cock-master-mode) was in it. In fact, Kaiba was practically nude . . . emerging from a shower, water glistening on his creamy-pale skin, and just as dream-Seto approached dream-Yami . . . this happened:

"YAMI! I know you're in there! Open up!" Anzu yelled.

Damn, doesn't that girl ever go home. Maybe he could jump out the window . . . even though they were two stories up.

"Yami!"

"One moment." Perhaps not.

Grabbing a pair of pants(leather, of course, 'cause that's all he bought . . . er . . . Yuugi bought), and a T-shirt . . . Don't know how that got in his room, but it's there, so oh, well. Yami opened his bedroom door, inviting Anzu, and turns out, her friend in.

Skipping into the room, Anzu smiled brightly, pulling her friend along.

"Yami, this is my friend Kiroko. Ki-chan, this is Yami . . . the guy who is taking me to that party."

Yami stared. Firstly, he agreed to no-such thing. He wanted to take Kaiba to the party, and kill Bakura while he was there. And second, WHY was Anzu here this early, anyway?

"Uh . . . Hi, Kiroko. It would seem that Anzu is going to set up a date for you?"

Anzu interrupted before Kiroko could answer, "Yea, isn't it great? She's perfect for Kaiba!" Anzu announced, as Yuugi walked in the room.

"She's tall, she has great fashion taste, and she can deal with stubborn people."

Ki-chan blushed. "Anzu!"

Yami frowned. Dammit, another Anzu. "Kiriku"

"Kiroko." Anzu and Ki-chan corrected.

"Right. Whatever. The point is, Kaiba isn't interested. You're not his type. Trust me. Leave before he breaks your heart, and stomps on your idealistic dreams of ever being THOUGHT of as beautiful, or being with him. If you leave now, then at least you could continue to dream of being with him . . . "

Anzu was silent a moment, before she blurted out: "YAMI! That's hurtful. Kaiba's totally agreed to this date. He'll like Ki-chan."

Wait . . . what, Yami thought. "Anzu . . . Kaiba's g-"

"No more out of you, Mister. You're awfully cranky in the morning. Hey, Yuugi. What're we doing today? Didn't Mokuba have something planned? Oh! Yea . . . I could introduce Kiroko to Kaiba, now!"

Yuugi, not given a chance to reply, watched Anzu and Kiroko skip out the room.

"Yami . . . I don't think Kaiba will like this very much."

Yami scowled. "You think?" He said sarcastically, "Ki-whatever is too much like Anzu . . . Kaiba will break her little friendship-singing heart, and then fly over it with his Blue Eyes jet. Poor thing. She'll be crushed by the most expensive attitude money could buy . . . "

Yuugi nodded. "Should we go along? If just to make sure Kaiba doesn't get carried away . . . remember that time he nearly had Anzu hit with his limo? I don't think she even realizes what happened . . . even now . . . "

Yami snorted, grabbed his usual clothes, and tossing them on. "Maybe if I'm lucky, He'll hit her this time . . . and her friend, too."

The shorter of the two, sighed. "It's not nice to wish badly upon people, Yami. Especially Anzu. Nothing BAD ever happens to her, anyhow. Let's go."

And so Yami and Yuugi headed to the Kaiba mansion, following Anzu and her friend, at 6:59 in the morning.

Yami was going to go around to the side of the mansion, and hope that Mokuba or someone was in the kitchen, so he wouldn't have to be caught out front with Anzu and her chipper friend.

Yuugi, on the other hand, had told Yami it was a bad idea. Security would've caught Yami and well . . . knowing Kaiba, his security probably would have tied Yami up, put cement on his feet, and tossed him in the nearest deep-body of water.

So Yami, like Yuugi, stayed in the front, with Anzu, and What's-Her-Name. The latter of the four, beating madly on the double-doors of the Kaiba Mansion, making themselves known.

After a few minutes of persistent knocking, and a few kicks(on the doors), someone finally answered.

Yami looked up, staring into the beautiful blue eyes of non-other than Kaiba Seto. He smirked. This is turning out to be a good day after all.

"What?" Kaiba asked coldly. It was freaking 7:17! His maids didn't start until at least eight!

"We're here to help Mokuba." Yuugi supplied.

Kaiba stared.

"Remember? He to-"

"Go away. It's too early for this." Kaiba growled. He did not work his ass off, just to take a few days off, and be annoyed by . . . these . . . people! He finally COULD sleep, and they come along. Damn them.

"Kaiba! Don't be rude." Anzu practically yelled. Despite Kaiba being on a few inches from her, "I want to introduce you to my friend. Remember? The one you're gonna date?"

Kaiba stared. "What?"

Just then, Mokuba came along. Fully dressed, waiting for his day to begin(odd, huh? Usually its Kaiba dressed and ready, first.)

"What's going on, 'Niisama?"

Kaiba snorted. "The hell if I know. "

"Oh! Yuugi! Yami! Anzu! ...uh . . . You!" he pointed to Kiroko, "Who are you?"

Anzu piped up. "Kaiba's date."

Everyone stared. Except for Anzu, who was giggling madly(slowly making her way closer to Yami) and Ki-chan, who was blushing madly.

"Ohayo, Kaiba-san." Kiroko greeted Kaiba, "And Hello, Kaiba-kun."(That's Mokuba).

Mokuba stared. Kaiba stared. Yami growled. And Yuugi, well, he got out of the way, because standing between Anzu and Yami could be deadly when Anzu was trying to get to Yami, and the Pharaoh was trying the hide behind little Yuugi.

"'Niisama's date?"

Anzu, now attached to Yami's arm, nodded. "Yea. Isn't it great? Now Kaiba could bring a date to your party!"

Mokuba glared. The girl(Anzu's friend) looks just like her! Same attitude, same hairstyles, same taste in fashion . . . gawd! He had tried being nice to the damn girl. "Anzu-"

"Enough of this. Mokuba, they're here for you, "Seto gently nudged his younger brother out the door, "Go with them."

And slammed the door shut. Locked it, too.

Mokuba sighed. "Okay, "he said, pulling out his keys, "The party's tomorrow, Saturday, so we're gonna start decorating now. "

He led the group back into the house, "No one's allowed up stairs, or down any hallways, unless I say. Follow me."

Yami looked around anxiously. No Kaiba. Dammit. He'd have to find a way to get upstairs.

"Yami? ...Yami?" Yami looked over to where he was called.

"Yes?"

Yuugi walked over to him, "Mokuba says to help him."Then the shorter of the two, led Yami toward the younger Kaiba.

"Here, "Mokuba handed Yami a big bag, "Come with me. We have to get the confetti from my room."

Yami smirked. They were going upstairs . . . Kaiba was upstairs!

Anzu frowned. "I'll come, too. Kaiba can't just leave his date down here."

Yami frowned. Damn, she ruined the mood. "Let's go." Mokuba announced, and headed upstairs, Anzu behind him, and Yami trailing at a distance.

Yuugi looked over at Anzu's friend. "So . . . You're going to try to date Kaiba?"

Kiroko nodded. "Anzu-chan said that he wanted to take me to a party . . . "

Yuugi stared. This won't end well. Someone had to tell this poor, deluded girl how this will turn out. "Listen, Kiri(they don't care to get her name right) . . . Ki-san, Let me tell you a bit about Kaiba . . . "

Kiroko smiled. "Oh! That's okay. I know EVERYTHING about Kaiba-san! I have-"

"No . . . no-no-no. Let me tell you about Kaiba Seto, our . . . beloved, and personal friend . . . not the big-time, tycoon, multi-billionaire of Kaiba Corp. that is portrayed in newspapers and magazines . . . "

Kiroko frowned. "Okay. Tell me about Seto-kun"(the hell! She didn't even know Kaiba like that!).

Yuugi nodded. "You see . . . "

And he proceeded to fill poor, confused, and misled Kiroko, in on Kaiba.

Yami looked around the hallway. There were pictures . . . more like paintings of the Blue-Eyes White Dragon, and other Duel Monsters . . . mostly Seto's favorite dragon.

Mokuba stopped at a door, and turned to Anzu. "Go inside. This is my room. In the closet(it's kinda hard to miss, 'cause it's so big) there's a big white bag, drag that out here, please."

Anzu, looking for a quick way out of this, looked over at Yami, though he wasn't paying attention. "Sure . . . In the closet, right?"

Mokuba nodded. "Now, Yami"He smirked, once Anzu had left into the room, "YOU go into 'Niisama's room, and get the . . . stuff from him . . . "

Yami looked away from the paintings on the wall, to Mokuba, "Go into . . . Kaiba's room? Are you sure . . . ? He seemed like he didn't want to be disturbed . . . "

Mokuba brushed off whatever Yami was saying away, with a wave of his hand, "No worries, I told 'Niisama that I would send someone up to get the . . . stuff, or whatever . . . the point is, he knows you're coming. So go right on in . . . "

Yami nodded. Mokuba was a good kid. He wouldn't lie about something like that . . . Last thing Yami needed was to get on Kaiba's bad side . . . Those Kaibas can really make you regret pissing them off . . . trust him, he knows from experience . . .

And so, Yami headed down the hall, toward what was obviously Seto's room. What, with the giant engraved Blue-Eyes Dragon on the double doors and whatnot . . . damn . . . Seto sure knew how to spend his money . . .

Mokuba smirked watching Yami head toward his brother's room. Yea . . . in the end, this would turn out well . . . There would be no more Yami Bakura at his house at all times of night(and day . . . he almost had a heart-attack one night . . . meeting Bakura in a dark hallway, in the middle of the night, would nearly(if not) kill anyone!), and no more Anzu . . . gawd! He hated dealing with that girl . . . she seemed to never leave the Yuugi-tachi's side, but then again, technically she was part of the group . . . maybe when Yami and Seto got together, she would be kicked out or something . . .

He headed into his room, to help Anzu out. The faster they got the Confetti down stairs, the faster Anzu left. Man! Why did he even invite her over!

Yuugi nodded to Kiroko. "So you see, Anzu is madly in love with Yami, but Yami's . . . not so interested. And Kaiba, well . . . He's a busy man . . . He wouldn't have time for you . . . NO time at all." (It wasn't Yuugi's place to tell ki-chan about Kaiba's preferences . . . )

Kiroko nodded. "So . . . Your brother, Yami right? Isn't interested in Anzu, and Kaiba's too busy for me?"

Yuugi smiled. She understood. "Yes."

Ki-san glared. "Right, "she said sarcastically, "Well, I'm sure Kaiba will change his mind. I have a way with guys, trust me."

Just as Yuugi was about to reply. Mokuba and Anzu came stumbling down the stairs, with a huge bag full of Confetti. Yuugi rushed over to help them.

"Thanks Yuugi. Anzu." Mokuba looked over at Anzu's friend. The girl was just staring up the stairs, looking hopeful.

"Um . . . "Yuugi started, but stopped when there was a knock on the door. "I'll get it, Mokuba." He said, when he noticed the preteen going to answer it.

Mokuba looked over to Kiroko(doesn't really know her name), then at Anzu(who was picking through the bag, nosily) and finally toward the door, where Bakura and Ryou were walking in, behind Yuugi.

Mokuba smirked . . .

Yami was still upstairs with his 'Niisama . . .

TBC

A.N. Well, this could have been longer . . . hell, it should have. But I've learned that if you take a LONG time to update your fics, people forget about them, and lose interest. Then well . . . you end of losing interest in your own fics . . . and you also forget it. So . . . Constantly updating your fics is good!

Anyhow . . . Next update SHOULD be onJune 19(every two weeks). I still have to type this fic out. That's why it took me so long to update.

Angel Hakusho- Thanks for your review. I'm glad you liked it. I've never written YGO fics before, so just getting a compliment(review) makes me happy! And comedy's my thing; Yea, it was meant to be funny. I hope you liked this chapter, too.

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