Hey everyone! We're REALLY sorry about the lack of updates, but school has been really busy. We're both in the school musical Oliver, so everyday we get home at six. And Bizzy's got another story she's working on, and this was her chapter. Emma's already written the next chapter, so it'll be up soon, but we'd like reviews!

Jack is so embarrassing! They sailed into port and every single sailor was staring at them because Jack sunk the boat, but you have to admit it was really funny! Jack took Beth's hand.

"After you" He smiled as she stepped on to the dock.

"So, what are doing again?" Beth asked as they walked along the dock, even though she already knew exactly what his plan was from start to finish. Jack was about to answer when some weird man in a wig came up to them.

"Hold up there you two! It's a shilling to tie your boat at the dock." All three looked at what was left of the boat.

"What boat?" Beth asked. The man looked at her and continued, "and I shall need to know your name."

"What do you say to three shillings…and we forget the name?" Beth looked at Jack. He really wasn't as stupid as he sometimes seemed. The man looked from the young girl, to Jack, and then to the money. "Welcome to port Royal Mr. and Miss Smith." He said walking away. Jack and Beth started walking. He stopped where the man's money pouch was shook it and put it in his pocket. "It's amazing how easily people are bought out," Beth said looking around. Port Royal was way cooler than it seemed in the movie. "Hey Jack, can we stop and get some food? I'm starving," Beth asked him. Traveling between different worlds can really work up an appetite.

"Sure, love," they started walking. "How about this? You go get your ship and I'll get my food," Beth asked. She could tell he wanted to steal the ship and get out ASAP.

"Fine" he shrugged, handed her the pouch they'd taken and walked off. Beth went into a bar and got something. She had no clue what it was, but she thought it was some over-cooked meat. Then, Beth started trying to find the dock where the Interceptor was tied up. "I've heard of one…the Black Pearl" Jack was trying to talk his way on to the Interceptor. Mullroy started laughing. "There's no real ship that can match the Interceptor" he said.

"You wanna bet tubby?" Beth whispered. Jack looked at me. She could tell he was trying not to laugh.

"Black Pearl is a real ship" Murtogg said.

"The smart on of the two, eh, Jack?" Beth smirked. This was so much funnier live.

"No, no it's not" Mullroy was still laughing. "I repeat my self: you wanna bet?" Beth was getting annoyed. How stupid can you get?

"Yes it is I've seen it" This was shocking. Seriously, how many people have actually seen it?

"You've seen it?"

"Yes, I have!"

"You haven't seen it,"

"Yes, I have!" This was getting stupid.

"You've seen a ship with black sails, that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out?"

"No."

"No."

"But I have seen a ship with black sails," Murtogg told him. Jack nodded towards the Dauntless I smiled as while Dumb and Dumber were arguing we slipped on to the ship.

"Oh, and NO ship that's NOT crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that Hell itself spat him back out could POSSIBLY have black sails therefore couldn't POSSIBLY be any other ship than the Black Pearl. Is that what you're saying?"

"No." Murtogg smiled.

"Like I said, there's no REAL ship as can match the Interceptor…" Then Mullroy looked around and saw we were at the helm of the ship. "Hey! You! Get away from there!" Murtogg yelled as the bumbling pair boarded the ship. "You don't have permission to be aboard there mate!" One yelled. Beth really didn't care.

"Oh I'm sorry…it's just such a pretty boat" Jack said. She rolled her eyes. As much as she loved him, he really can be stupid. Jack saw her and corrected himself "Ship". Smooth. Really smooth.

"What are you names?" Mullroy demanded.

"Smith" Jack said.

"Or, smithy, if you like" Beth added.

"What your purpose in Port Royal Mr. and Miss Smith?" Mullroy asked.

"Yeah, and no lies!" Murtogg shook his gun a little.

"Well, then, I confess! It is our intention to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, raid, pillage, plunder and otherwise pilfer my weasely black guts out!" Jack said. The guards looked at him like he was nuts.

"I said no lies!" Murtogg said. Mullroy looked at them and whispered, "I think they're telling the truth..."

"If he was telling the truth, he wouldn't have told us!" Murtogg argued like it was obvious.

"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you." Jack smiled. Beth looked at Jack.

"You know I love you Jack?" Jack smiled at her and she swore she could've kissed him.