A/N: We're back! Sorry it took so long to update but school started so my dear friend Phoenix had no time... tear But here we are with the next chapter! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: If we were J.K Rowling would we be wasting our time posting this when we could be writing the 7th book?

"Well, well, what have we got here?" her voice whispered in his ear, making him pale with fright and yet simultaneously triggering the gymnastics routine his heart did every time he heard that voice. He felt himself being turned onto his back with her foot, and looked up into those incredible green eyes, half in shadow, which were currently shining maliciously.

"Why, it's James Potter. Out for a midnight stroll, are we?" She looked around carefully, as if expecting an attack. "But where's the fourth marauder? I can see Lupin over there, and I know Peter got detention. But where's Siriu..."

Her voice trailed off as a look of dawning comprehension seized her face. She slowly, ever so slowly, turned out to look at the clearing where James knew Snape and "Sandra" were standing. Then she turned, just as slowly, back to him, an evil grin now spreading across her face.

"'Sandra' is really Sirius isn't she?" Lily's eyes were shining now. Gosh she is beautiful, thought James as he saw her turn to the center of the room. (A/N: Why he thinks this when she just paralyzed him and is most likely about to screw up his prank is beyond me...)

"Oh this is perfect," James heard Lily whisper as she pulled out her wand and watch the room in front of her, waiting for just the right moment.

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Snape stared at Sandra, not really listening to what she was saying. She was so beautiful it made him forget every thing he had planned to say and do. She was gazing at him...her hair was so pretty in the moonlight...Why was she still staring at him? Why wasn't she talking?

Uh-oh, he thought. She must have just asked me a question! What did she say? He searched his brain desperately for an answer. Crap! He was going to sound like an idiot in front of this goddess of a girl! (A/N: puking) But he had to say something!

"Uh, yeah, me too." He wished he could crawl into a hole and just hibernate through the winter (A/N: me too), but the look she gave him was so sweet that he felt his heart melting.

"You're so cute, honey!"

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Sirius was retching inside. Honestly, it had been bad enough just to have to be a girl. But now, now he had to be NICE to SNAPE! It was against the laws of nature. He glanced behind Snape to where James was hiding. Was it just his imagination, or did he suddenly see a lock of fiery hair from behind the statue…?

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James stared at Lily. As beautiful as she was and as much as he liked her, gosh it was hard to sit and watch her ruin HIS beautiful ingenious prank... If only he could get un-petrified, then he could— doink!

James realized that he had been leaning against the wall for five minutes with his WAND in his hand. Good grief, how dumb could he get? Why hadn't he remembered nonverbal spells? They were perfect at times like these.

James silently thought the counter curse and felt his arms and legs separate. Quietly creeping up behind Lily, he watched to see how far along the prank was.

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Lily watched Sirius and Snape, enthralled by the grotesqueness of the situation. She had just decided to do something when she felt some one sneak up behind her.

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Sandra was so beautiful. He didn't know what possessed him to do it, but before he knew what was happening, he had leant forward, lips puckered...

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Stupid git. What was he doing? Wait...NO! NO WAY!

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She had been raising her wand. Suddenly, she felt a body collide with her just as she thought the incantation.

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Three things happened at the same time. James and Lily fell out onto the floor in plain view. Snape got ready to kiss the girl of his dreams. And when their lips were an inch apart, there was a sudden pop and someone quite different from Sandra was standing in front of him.

A/n: Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! insane high-pitched hyena giggle

Phoenix Queen