A/N: sry this one took so long! now THIS chappie is gonna be funny. sry, i kinda had little mistakes in the last chappie.

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a howler from yours truly

Draco looked around the Slytherin common room. Eather people were studying, talking or just reading. Draco, on the other hand, was thinking. He was in very deep thought. what was he thinking about? Hermione, Hermione, Hermione. GOD HERMIONE! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

No, don't

WHAT!

I love her

AHHH! NO YOU DO NOT!

that's what you think

I think you need to see the nurse NOW

"Dracy!" Pansy came from nowhere in perticular and kissed him on the cheek. "Hey sweetie! Wann another kiss?"

"Huh? NO! I don't like you!"

Big mistake.

Pansy's lip quivered. She trembled. Then she let out an earsplitting scream. Then at the same timeshe burst into tears. "Dra...a...cy Poo...o! (snif) You, you, don't? DR...ACY POOOO...OOO! WHAAAAAAAAAAA!"

everybody covered their ears. Then someone yelled over all the commotion, "God! does she have an off button?"

"Nice going, Dracy Poo!"

"Ha Ha!"

"I can't study!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAA!" Pansy screamed even louder. "DRA...A...ACO (sob) DOESN'T LO...OVE... ME...E!"

"OK OK!" Draco snapped. I, I, love you, ok? Now, SHUT UP!"

"No you do..on't!" she said through sobs. "If you lo..ve me then, then... yo..u wouldn't yell at me!"

Draco realaxed. "Ok, I don't love you. I love... someone else. But can we, we," He gulped. "Be... friends?" He braced himself for the rest. She looked at him sadly and sighed. then started to cry like a natural person. "Fi..i...ne! I guess it's better than nothing." then she walked away. Draco gave a big sigh of relief. If only Mione saw that. Then he got a great idea.

He started to write furiously on a piece of parchment. An hour past, then another one. finally he yelled, "DONE!" He sealed it, pointed his wand to it and muttered something. The brown envelope turned scarlet and he smirked with satisfaction. He ran to the the owlry and tied it tohis owl's leg. He ran back to the common roon and smiled.Then gasped. What was he DOING! What was he doing? He looked down at the ground. There was letters crumpled up all over the place. He opened one. My Dearest Mione, Your hair-" The rest was scribbled out. He dropped it and staggered. One by one he opened all the crumpled up letters.Beautiful Hermione,or, My sweeat darling or even, My Gorgeous... He couldn't take it.He through all of them in the fire and smirked. There! Die mushy love letters, DIE!He went to the boy's dormitory and lay in his bed. Ahh, no more love letters!"

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Hermione sat at the Gryfindor table and drank her coffee. Ron was beside her, stuffing himself with pancakes. She looked up just as the owls were coming in with the post. A tawny owl came and landed beside her with her morning paper. she put a knut in the pouch before it flew off. Then suddenly another owl flew beside her carrying a scarlet envelope.Uh oh, She thought. She opened it, for she knewwhat would happen if you don't (she looked at Nevile thinkingt that). Suddenly it burst open and yelled, HERMIONE,MY LOVE, BEFORE YOU RUN AWAY, LET ME JUST SAY THAT WHEN THE SUN CATCHES IT JUST RIGHT, YOUR HAIR SHINES. DID YOU KNOW THAT?I'M NOT MUCH OF A POET BUT... HEM HEM... ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, YOUR SMILE IS GEOGEOUS AND SO ARE YOU! PREATTY GOOD, EH? HEH HEH. I'M SO SORRY THAT I CALL YOU A MUDBLOOD, AND CURSE AND SWEAR AT YOU ALL THE TIME...(at this point Hermione was sinking lower and lower in her seat) SO WILL YOU PLEASE FORGIVE ME? YOU CAN STILL HATE ME, BUT IN MY HEART YOU'RE MY TRUE LOVE. AHH, WHAT CAN I SAY; YOU BEAUTIFUL,(Hermione flushed at that) SMART, (She smirked) FUNNY, HOT, DID I SAY THAT ALREADY? WELL YOU ARE AND ANY YOUNG MAN YOUR DATING IS LUCKY TO HAVE YOU. YOU'RE NOT DATING ANYONE, RIGHT? GOOD. BECAUSE YOU'RE MINE! PANSY, I DON'T LOVE YOU. AS YOU CAN SEE, MY HEART HAS BEEN ALREADY TAKEN. HAHA. SO LONG SUCKER! )Pansy looked as though she was going to cry and punch someone at the same time) OH AND WEASLEY? I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT YOU LOVE MIONE TOO BUT TOO BAD! SHE'S MINE! ALL MINE! MEET ME AT THE DOOR TO THE GROUNDS AT DINNER ALRIGHT? SEE YOU, MY DARLING! FROM YOUR HOPEFULLY TRUE LOVE, DRACY.

With that, the love letter ripped its self up into tiny pieces. Hermione looked horrified.Had what happened...really happen? Oh my god,she thought. She burried her head in her hands.The rest of the Gryfindors were laughing their heads off. Ron had turned his usual deep scarlet. Harry just had his jaw dropped and no matter how many times he pushed it back up with his hand, it came right back down. Well... back at the Slytherins' table there was a LOT of commotion. Pansy burst into tears, Blaise looked mad that he didn't know about it and Draco looked so embarrassed that he was even shaking. He had forgotten that he sent it! So? She now knows, and that's what you wanted...right?

"DRACO! HOW COULD YOU!" Pansy kept on screaming and screaming. Did he care about her? Nope.But then his thoughts came back to Hermione. Would she meet him at dinner? Well, we'll soon find out, He thought and with that, gave a big long sigh.

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Sorry, nother short one. ok, well, hope u like it! plz reveiw. got tons!